Archive for Zoe Johnson

Confusion Corner: It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Confusion Corner: It’s the most wonderful time of the year

Posted On: October 20, 2014

If there’s one occasion that should make every College of William and Mary student smile, it’s the release [...]

Confusion Corner: banish participation points with immediate effect

Confusion Corner: banish participation points with immediate effect

Posted On: September 29, 2014

‘Tis the season for boots, scarves, cider, pumpkin spice lattes and midterms. Indeed, don’t forget that between apple [...]

Confusion Corner: Sodex-No

Confusion Corner: Sodex-No

Posted On: September 15, 2014

At three weeks into the new school year, small talk typically revolves around how brief summer felt and [...]

Confusion Corner: An ode to our charming colonial epicenter

Confusion Corner: An ode to our charming colonial epicenter

Posted On: September 01, 2014

Welcome back to the College of William and Mary, everyone! I would say that I hope all of [...]

Bieber Vortex: America’s week of hell

Bieber Vortex: America’s week of hell

Posted On: January 27, 2014

Citizens struggle to cope with temperatures, rampaging 19-year-old Canadian immigrant. [...]

Broke for the holidays?

Broke for the holidays?

Posted On: December 03, 2013

Embrace your inner Pretty Woman and be an escort for Christmas cash. [...]

No, we don’t know how to use a phonebook

No, we don’t know how to use a phonebook

Posted On: November 18, 2013

Is this decade of our lives really that difficult? Most people go through it, and plenty make it [...]

Listen up, singles: Tinder is in, Thanksgiving is out

Listen up, singles: Tinder is in, Thanksgiving is out

Posted On: November 04, 2013

What is cuffing season? Excellent question. [...]

Shut down the club, not the government

Shut down the club, not the government

Posted On: October 21, 2013

Seriously, Boehner loves a good throw down. I would tell you about the house party he threw [...]

If Newborn Babies Could Speak: Twitter’s philosopher king

If Newborn Babies Could Speak: Twitter’s philosopher king

Posted On: September 30, 2013

Learning and brainwashing are two sides of the same coin. There is no finer example of this than [...]