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Belligerent beard-lovers bitch back

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What a week (and a half) it has been since the much-discussed Beard-Vember column appeared. Personally, I know I have enjoyed being called a cunt, a bitch and an untalented hag, but I thought, “Hey! Why not let everyone in on the fun?”

p. With that, I offer up to you a collection of comments from flathatnews.com and my Rosie O’Donnell inspired answers, though I will punctuate and capitalize.

p. “Why did you think it was a good idea to live?” — Alex Feldman
Thank you for your question, Alex. I think it’s because my parents really liked doing it.

p. “I have a beard. And so does my dad. He’ll turn your non-believing carcass into a pillar of salt, or maybe some burning sulfur. Then Moses will thrash you Charlton Heston-style. I’m a pacifist, so I’ll just watch and laugh and laugh. Peace be with you.” — Jesus

p. Unfortunately, but also predictably, Jesus is about as good as it gets.

p. “You kiddin’ me, Charlotte? You’re taking out your ‘my bearded BF dumped me for great reasons’ sexual frustration on The Flat Hat readership? Mature …” — Grizzly Adams

p. Okay Grizzly, my love. Let’s talk — and not in dialect, please. I am sexually frustrated, yes, but only because my boyfriend (who ironically is growing a beard as we speak) is far away. Also, said boyfriend is growing his beard against my liking and for reasons involving his delicate skin in the winter. I’m not happy about it, but I know for certain we’ll still be having sex later. So, how are you?

p. “How can anyone argue that a beard is bad news? I mean, granted that the patchy and otherwise incomplete beards of those lacking the correct testosterone leave something to be desired. But a full face-covering carpet of colored hair is about as manly as Chuck Norris (who, I would like to mention, has a beard).” — Chris Meier

p. I’m actually with you on this one, Chris (and Chuck Norris). I think a great deal of my column was lost in a blind fit of bearded rage. Beards are great on a select few and my tongue-in-cheek commentary was written in anticipation of a campus full of unworthy beard-wearers, you see. I’m sure you’ll agree that there is only one Chuck Norris, and it would be utter hubris for one to believe that his level of bearded glory can be easily achieved.
And lastly, here are some that need no response at all, mostly because they involve genitalia and butt-holes:

p. “Do you think every month of the year is about getting women? We know how we look, and just like your feminazi comrades that don’t shave ever, we adopt a temporary embrace of follicle freedom. Sorry that it’s not all for self-righteous whores, all the time. But you do have 11 months out of the year. See you on steak and blowjob day.

p. “Charlotte Savino is a Coward. She has penis envy of the irrefutably powerful display of a solid beard.” — Mike Tilley
“You shouldn’t talk out of your ass. What you need is to grow a beard. Then you’ll know.” — Ishmael

p. “How on earth did you think putting down facial hair would even be a good idea? How?! Thanks to your dull and poorly written article, you just screwed yourself out of a date for the next 20 years … at least. Nice.” – Men Grow Hair Deal With It

p. But wait, there’s more. These comments were on Facebook, and I think that change in venue really comes through:

p. Tyler writes two comments:

p. “I believe the British created a term for women like Charlotte Savino … ah yes! Cunt. That’s it.”

p. “A Haiku To Charlotte

p. Dear Charlotte, attempts
To ruin my self-confidence
You silly cunt, you.”

p. Thank you, bearded men; I had nothing to write about this week and no time in which to do so.

p. Until you curse at me again, all my love,

p. Cunt.

p. __Charlotte Savino is a Confusion Corner columnist. Unlike a number of bearded men, she can take a joke.__

Robbins returns as writer

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For David Robbins ’76 J.D. ’80, four years of Tribe Pride just did not suffice.

p. Apparently, neither did seven.

p. After a long hiatus Robbins has returned to his alma mater to pass on his expertise as writer-in-residence.

p. Since his departure from Williamsburg, Robbins has published seven novels. An eighth is due to be released in January and he has a ninth in the works. His novels have been ranked on the New York Times Bestseller List and have even been adapted for film.

p. His novels to date include “Souls to Keep,” a cosmic love story, “The War of the Rats,” an historical fiction chronicling the battle of Stalingrad and “The Assassins Gallery,” an alternate history political thriller supposing the assassination of President Franklin Delano Roosevelt.

p. Robbins admited his undergraduate work at the College did not necessarily lead to his becoming a fiction author, though he always had a penchant for the creative. He earned a B.A. in theater and speech and attended the Marshall-Wythe School of Law to curb his indecision about entering the real world.

p. According to Robbins, he and many of his peers considered law school “the great catch-basin of unfocused over-achievers.”
A mere 50 weeks of practicing law were adequately intolerable for Robbins.

p. “If you are a writer at heart, it emerges,” Robbins said. Soon thereafter he began penning the first of his many novels, signed with a publishing house and spawned his career in fiction.

p. Every year, the writer-in-residence position at the College brings an acclaimed author to teach a course in the English department. This semester, Robbins is leading an advanced creative writing workshop. Robbins said he was flattered to be invited back to his alma mater, and hopes he will be an inspiration to aspiring fiction writers.

p. Robbins stressed that “to be advantageous as a writer you must work harder than the next guy.” Conceding that no author is born brilliant, he lauded meticulous editing as the key to good writing.

p. To be an effective critic of self-produced work, he said one must become detached from bias in editing white maintain an authoritative stance. A particular aim of editing he impresses upon his students is succinctness. To Robbins, honed writers can pare down their words to convey much by saying little.

p. Robbins cautioned that success as a writer does not blossom overnight. He explained that “progress is incremental in the literary world” and encourages his students to continue to write regardless of critical success.

p. Robbins’s literary investigations have taken him all over the world, from Russia to Cuba and many places in between.
To fully prepare for his novel “The Liberation Game,” Robbins drove a truck across Europe to gain insight into the setting of his then-fledgling novel.

p. While drafting his novel to be released in January, Robbins spent months in the Ukraine to explore the harrowing aftermath of the Chernobyl nuclear power plant catastrophe.

p. Robbins credited an array of influenced for his love of literature. He reminisced about his mother’s captivating storytelling techniques as an early fondness for stories. Always aware of what he described as his creative “bent,” he was a voracious reader and cited G.M. Fraser, author of the “Flashman” comic books, Vladimir Nabokov, Leo Tolstoy and Tom Robbins among his favorite authors.

p. Though teaching at the College this year, Robbins vowed he is always “a writer before a professor” and continues to work on his novels.

p. Robbins presented his latest novel, “The Betrayal Game,” to an audience in Ewell Hall. The novel will hit book shelves in January. Until then, Robbins will continue with his writing, as always, and instill inspiration in undergraduates at the College.

Staff Editorial: No ‘smoking gun’ yet

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College President Gene Nichol’s decision to withhold e-mail correspondence between himself and former President Timothy Sullivan is very disappointing.

p. However, critics and other concerned parties should remember that while the e-mail correspondence may turn out to be the smoking gun in this controversy, Nichol’s refusal to release them does not necessarily mean that he is being dishonest.

p. Nichol had a chance to resolve an ongoing debate over whether he knew that James McGlothlin ’62 J.D. ’64 planned on retracting a $12 million pledge to the College, but instead chose to keep the e-mails private. He cited a principle of donor confidentiality that prevents him from disclosing information that pertained to McGlothlin’s financial decisions, but this argument does not hold much merit.

p. It is understandable that donors need to be guaranteed privacy and confidentiality, but in this case Nichol is misusing such a principle. He has only hurt himself by making this decision. Nichol’s critics may have their proof in due time, but the situation still needs more time to develop.

Staff Editorial: Last chance for Tribe Pride

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Tomorrow night is the last home football game of the season — the last time you can support the Tribe, tailgate with your friends and scream your lungs out at our favorite safety school under the lights. We hope you won’t miss it.

p. What makes this game more important than ever is not only the heartbreaking loss in the final minute to James Madison University two years ago, but also that the team has shown a great deal of promise. The tenacity with which it played against Massachusetts on homecoming — a team then ranked in the top 5 of the Football Championship Series — was an inspiring performance on which the Tribe must build against JMU, which is currently ranked 14th.

p. Junior quarterback Jake Phillips is rapidly becoming a bona fide star in the CAA, the defense has improved consistently and there are a host of young players that will shine in future years. With such promise on the field, students, faculty and alumni alike must keep the spirit alive in the stands.

p. It is certainly frustrating that members of the administration have stumbled so systematically on the College’s new logo, not to mention the prospect of a mascot, which doesn’t even appear to be on the table at the moment. Despite these blunders, the players don’t care, and they’ve been showing it on the gridiron all season.

p. Any upperclassman understands the significance of this game. It was only three years ago that ESPN brought in stadium lighting so students could watch their team compete for a chance to play for the I-AA title in front of a national television audience. The following year, the first regularly scheduled night game took place, with the Tribe falling to the Dukes of JMU by a field goal in the final seconds.

p. Tomorrow, we welcome them back. The student section is conveniently located right behind JMU’s bench, and we hope that every student at the College will come with their voices ready to make it a miserable night for the opposition.

p. Prior to the game, undergraduate class officers and student assembly members will be handing out foam fingers to promote spirit at the game. Even if you don’t manage to get your hands on one, we hope that you and all of your friends will come out to Zable ready to raise a finger or two at JMU.

Staph victim speaks out

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We have all seen the headlines. Methicillin-resistant Staphylococcus aureus has taken over, infecting students across the nation.

p. MRSA hit home at the College, hospitalizing a freshman girl. We were instructed to wash our hands and clothes frequently and not to share toiletries. This “new” superbug spread like the plague across Virginia. Anti-bacterial soap sales have skyrocketed and Purell can be found everywhere on campus from the Student Health Center to the dean’s office. Despite the hype, most of the attention surrounding staph was laughable to me, but maybe that was because I was the one hooked up to an IV receiving treatment for it.

p. Don’t worry, you will not be infected by reading this column.
Staph should not be ignored by any means, but the media hype is a bit overdone with reports that tend to be misleading and instill more fear than education.

p. In reality, staph is everywhere. It is carried on the skin and inside the nostrils — not unlike many other germs. We can freak out, but at the end of the day there is little we can do. You won’t become “infected” by skin-to-skin contact unless you have an open wound.

p. I never questioned the severity of my infection, nor did I ignore it. My health has always been a top priority, but some things are beyond my control.

p. After spending a week in Sentara Medical Center, I experienced things pre-med students would have killed to observe. I was a headliner and treated as if I had the bubonic plague. While the outside world lamented my plight, mainly because they feared for their lives, I was old news to Sentara’s medical staff who told me I wasn’t that special. They had seen staph before.

p. If staph is not a new phenomenon, why have there been so many outbreaks all of a sudden? In an effort to rid the world of germs, our society has created its own worst enemy: antibiotic resistance. Our bodies are equipped to fight off germs and slowly they build immunities to them. Problems arise when modern medicine becomes ineffective against the bacteria because it has developed resistance to antibiotics.

p. While sleeping eight hours a night and eating well help fight infection and build strong bodies, we reverse these efforts each time we take antibiotics we don’t need. As children, many of us were prescribed antibiotics when we showed signs of a runny nose. Instead of allowing our bodies to build resistance, our parents, who didn’t want to deal with sick children for a few days, sacrificed our future ability to ward off more serious infections.
The constant presence of antibiotics and antibacterial soaps and solutions fuel the fire. Darwin was onto something with his whole natural selection thing. The germs are winning the battle in the survival of the fittest.

p. Fortunately, I was immediately given high doses of Vancomycin, one of the only antibiotics equipped to battle staph. What would have happened if I was unable to obtain or tolerate the medication? Although it has been reported that there is volcanic clay in France that can cure staph, one day such resources may not exist. Moreover, we cannot afford to ignore its potential future impact as it evolves into an even more harmful antibiotic-resistant bacteria.

p. Even as a victim, I do not fear staph and neither should you.

p. __Joanna Sandager is a freshman at the College.__

Letters to the Editor (Nov. 9)

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**Clarifying philosophy receivership**

p. __To the Editor:__

p. The administration’s decision to put the philosophy department in receivership has come under increased scrutiny. Receivership is a drastic step with serious consequences. It hurts department morale, the ability to recruit top candidates and it damages the reputation of the department and the College, but larger issues are involved.

p. The dean defended his decision by pointing to the report of the outside reviewers which contained a litany of allegations, some extremely serious, e.g. that the department was hostile to women and that problems in the department contributed to a drop in enrollments from 2002-’03 to 2005-’06.

p. This report was publicly released before anyone in the department was informed of the allegations or given a chance to respond. This was grossly unfair and calls into question the impartiality of the outside review process upon which the dean relies.

p. This report was filled with errors and misinterpretations of data. It was mistaken, for example, about the number of women teaching in the department. It was mistaken in attributing a decline in enrollments from 2002-’03 to problems in the department. In 2002-’03, we had exceptionally high enrollments because we were able to offer more sections due to a temporary configuration of faculty and, in response to a request from the administration, the department temporarily raised our limits on the size of classes. We did not raise the size of classes, however, for junior, tenure track faculty. Surprisingly, I, the chair of the department, was never asked about these figures by anyone on the outside review panel.

p. Once the former chair and I had the chance to respond to these charges, the dean dismissed the serious allegations about hostility to women, declining enrollments, as well as others. He wrote, “I do not see that conditions in the department are hostile to women” and “the apparent decline in student credit hours is attributable to there having been more sections offered in 2003-’03 than in later years.” That these serious allegations were found to be without any merit undermines the credibility of the outside reviewers’ report.

p. Nonetheless, the dean concluded that “excessive concern for standards, combined with a lack of mentoring or encouragement, has created an inhospitable and unsupportive climate for junior faculty.” He also reported that junior faculty in confidential conversations claim that “they were not well treated by some of the senior faculty.”

p. Much could be said in response to these charges. I will simply note that since 2000, the department has had five tenure cases. In four of the five, tenure was granted (not three in ten years as the dean reported). Since 2000, five junior faculty have left for attractive positions elsewhere. Of these five, one was unanimously and enthusiastically supported for tenure and another accepted a position elsewhere before beginning her career at the College. These facts do not support the charge of unsupportive climate or lack of mentoring.

p. As to the claims of mistreatment, we can only ask who was mistreated, in what way and by whom? What is the evidence of such mistreatment? Neither I, nor the former chair, nor the department has been told. It is impossible for anyone to respond to anonymous and unknown charges. When those accused are not given a chance to respond, it is impossible to assess fairly the truth of the accusations.

p. The College has grievance procedures designed to protect the rights of the accuser and the accused. If there were substantive cases of mistreatment, this procedure should have been followed.
What will be the climate for faculty in general when actions are taken on the basis of confidential allegations of mistreatment when those accused are not informed of the content of the allegations and given no chance to respond? In such a climate, where basic principles of procedural fairness are ignored, how can senior faculty reasonably be expected to make difficult and sometimes wrenching personnel decisions? How will they be able uphold standards?

p. Given its serious consequences, receivership is unjustified, especially when less drastic alternatives were available. The dean might have met with the chair or the department as a whole to discuss the climate for junior faculty. He might have simply replaced the chair with another member of the department. Most importantly, he could have insisted that grievance procedures be followed so that the rights of all faculty can be protected and the truth of allegations of mistreatment fairly assessed.

p. __— Noah Lemos, Leslie and Naomi Legum professor of philosophy__

Respect your elders

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On the first day of classes, one of them came and sat in the front row of my math class. I saw another group the next day in my psychology class. Last week, one rode by on her bike causing my friend to say that she must be a student because he always sees her with a book bag.

p. It’s not uncommon for there to be a few older students in classes, walking around campus, eating at the Caf or studying in Swem. They proudly call themselves members of the “Prime Tribe.” There’s a chance you have at least one class with someone like this, and a chance that you’ve probably not even given this person a moment’s notice.

p. There’s something admirable about a non-traditionally aged student. I can barely juggle all my time commitments ­­­­­­­— my classes, sorority, club team and friends. Imagine juggling classes, a job, family, friends and many other responsibilities. It doesn’t seem manageable to someone in their late teens or early 20s.

p. Non-traditionally aged students have a higher maturity level that gives them the ability to manage all their obligations. Their reasons for getting degrees are probably much more thought out than those of many typical students. If you were to take a random poll of the freshman class, I’m sure that more than half would not know what they want to study in the future. I’m also sure an even higher percentage would not have a better reason for getting a higher education than, “It’s just something I thought I was supposed to do.”

p. For many, college is just another stalling period before they have to grow up. But rereading the article titled “Prime Tribe adds diversity to the College” in the Nov. 6 issue of The Flat Hat, it seems that older students do have a better idea of why they are attending college, including everything from wanting to get more money at their current job to being a better role model for their children and, in some cases, their grandchildren.

p. Possessing a high maturity level and an advanced understanding of why they are attending college, should non-traditionally aged students be considered traditionally aged? If so, this leads to the additional question whether more students should consider going to college when they’re more mature and gain some experience in the world.

p. After completing high school, plenty of students take a year off before starting college. Plenty of students also travel abroad for a semester or a summer. But does that year, semester or summer allow you to grow up enough to give you a sense of clarity about your future goals?

p. College is a great opportunity for you to grow, but it is still a sheltered environment and there is still a hierarchy of people responsible for your well-being. There’s no doubt that you would learn more in the real world where the only person looking out for you is yourself.

p. Before deciding to go to college, nobody should be expected to suddenly have some strange burst of clairvoyance regarding their future. It sure didn’t happen to me. Everything is up in the air for a lot of students. Maybe waiting a bit would help, or maybe it wouldn’t. There’s no real right or wrong answer to this scenario, just a lot of what ifs and possibilities that depend on who you are.

p. __Jessica Gallinaro is a freshman at the College.__

Student voter turnout comparable to community

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__With Democrats taking Senate in Tuesday elections, higher education may change__

Democrats will take control of the Virginia State Senate after gaining the four seats they needed to end a decade of Republican rule in that chamber.

p. The election is already being hailed by national and state press as more evidence of Virginia’s shift from a reliably “red” Republican state to a “purple” state and could mean a new direction for state policy on key issues such as transportation, the environment, health care and higher education.

p. Virginia’s recent Democratic tilt is likely fueled by the fast growth and changing dynamics of the Northern Virginia and Hampton Roads regions. Within Hampton Roads, Williamsburg was among the few communities to elect Republicans both to the Senate and the House.

p. Student turnout in the first election since Williamsburg’s revision of its registration laws was impressive.

p. “The Student Assembly’s exit polling estimated that 10 percent of the voters at the Stryker precinct were students, which is what would be proportionally expected from students,” Student Assembly President Zach Pilchen ’09 said.

p. The lack of choices spurred some voters to write in their own choices, yielding some interesting results. Pilchen said that Steven Nelson ’10 finished second place in the race for Williamsburg Sheriff.

p. With their majority in the state Senate, the Democrats gain the power to assign committee chairmanships, and the new arrangement will likely tilt heavily toward Northern Virginia. Sen. Charles Colgan (D-Manassas) now stands in line to chair the Finance Committee, which could mean increased spending on colleges and universities such as the College that have suffered budget cuts in recent years, according to The Washington Post.
However, George Grayson, government professor and former Democratic member of the House of Delegates is not fully convinced.

p. “While the Democratic gains certainly increase the strength of the Governor and the advocates of higher education,” the fact that House is still firmly in the control of Republicans, some of whom are “skeptical” of increased higher education spending, spells an uncertain future for Virginia colleges, he said.

p. Grayson points to problems in the U.S. economy relating to an unsustainable period of growth and the declining international power of the dollar, which may further strain Virginia’s budget.
Higher education may also be affected by a stall in Republican efforts to deny admission to illegal immigrants, a measure opposed by most Democrats.

p. Analysts at The Washington Post and The Virginian-Pilot point to the intensity of anti-immigration campaigning and a relative paucity in transportation and education-related platforms as a key factor in Republican losses across the state.

p. Whatever the elections’ effect on higher education, it will draw even more national attention to Virginia for the 2008 election from both political parties. This was the most expensive state election in Virginia’s history, with the candidates raising a combined $60 million. By comparison, the state’s controversial bad driver fees, another bane for Republicans this election, are expected to generate only $65 million this year.

p. As Delegate Brian Moran (D-Alexandria) put it, “The lesson from this election is to govern from the middle.”

Pilchen faults SA for lack of communication

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Student Assembly President Zach Pilchen ’09 delivered a controversial state of the SA address during Tuesday’s senate meeting.

p. Pilchen used the senators’ election pledges as a jumping off point for his criticisms of the senate.

p. “I haven’t seen anything introduced on so much of this stuff,” Pilchen said.

p. Pilchen cited the 30-page SA agenda, drafted over the summer, which has been disregarded.

p. “We still need an overall goal; we can’t do 30 pages of stuff. If we have problems, let’s hash it out in committee,” Sen. Joe Luppino-Esposito ’08 said.

p. Pilchen discussed how many senators talk about getting started when they should “just do it.”

p. Pilchen also discussed how the executive and the senate are not communicating as well as he would like.

p. “It seems like the organization is moving as two pieces,” he said. “We can’t implement bills unless you’re talking to us.”

p. Toward the end of the debate, Pilchen began to ease up on the senate.

p. “I don’t want you guys to think I’m lambasting the senate,” Pilchen said. “Looking historically, we are doing a good job.”
Many senators were outraged about how the address was conducted.

p. “This is bizarre; I wasn’t expecting Zach to ask for the state of the Student Assembly address from the senate,” Sen. Walter McClean ’09 said.

p. “There is a way to have a productive discussion, and it’s not by antagonizing everyone. I was disappointed to see him point fingers,” Beato said. “I wish he had an overarching goal that he could share with us.”

p. In an interview Wednesday, Pilchen addressed senators’ reaction to his address.

p. “It’s not a good thing for one person to be dictating the direction,” he said. “The meeting was not about reforming the senate, and unfortunately it devolved into people thinking they were being personally attacked. I could have handled our self-evaluation more effectively in a private discussion.”