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2010 record: 10-22, 4-14 CAA

William and Mary heads into the 2011-12 season after undergoing a rebuilding period last season. The College, wracked with inexperience, struggled through the duration of its schedule on its way to a 10-22 regular season with a dismal 4-14 mark in the conference. Despite its struggles, the College saw flashes of brilliance from its relatively young roster and heads into the 2011-12 campaign with fresh hopes of a CAA title and the program’s first ever appearance in the NCAA Tournament.

The College will return many of its core players from last year, and head coach Tony Shaver and his staff hope that they will continue to grow. The Tribe will be led by its trio of senior captains, forward Quinn McDowell, forward JohnMark Ludwick and guard Kendrix Brown.

McDowell, the Dean Ehlers Leadership Award recipient from 2010, will be called upon for his leadership and scoring abilities once again this season. McDowell, who led the Tribe with an average of 15.5 points per game, was the lone constant in an otherwise shaky offensive attack. He was integral to the development of many of the College’s younger talent, and Shaver hopes McDowell will reprise that role this season.

In addition to McDowell, the College seeks to benefit from the return of its group of talented young guards. Sophomores Brandon Britt and Julian Boatner broke into the starting lineup halfway through last season and quickly became prominent contributors to the Princeton offense. Boatner, a sharpshooter, established a new College rookie record by sinking 58 three-pointers last season, while Britt, an athletic, slashing guard, was named to the CAA All-Rookie team last season.

The greatest remaining question for the College comes in the front court. Marcus Kitts ’11 provided an inconsistent showing at center last season, but the Tribe lacks an experienced big man on its roster. Sophomores Tim Rusthoven and Fred Heldring were both highly touted coming out of high school in 2010, and both will see increased playing time this season.

Head Coach Tony Shaver

Head coach Tony Shaver enters his eighth season in Williamsburg at the helm of the Tribe program. Over the course of his tenure, Shaver has steadily rebuilt the program, starting with his breakout year in 2008 — in which the Tribe had a surprise CAA tournament run, and then again in 2010, when the College reached the postseason for the second time in school history. Last season was a rebuilding year, but Shaver’s talented class of recruits began to shine in the latter part of the season, and he hopes that last year’s struggles will pay off this season.

Guards

The Tribe enters the new campaign with an enviable situation at guard, with three viable starters returning. Senior defensive specialist Kendrix Brown will lead a relatively young and talented group. Sophomores Brandon Britt and Julian Boatner will look to continue to impress.

Forwards/Centers

The College’s corps of forwards and centers begins and ends with Preseason All-CAA senior forward Quinn McDowell, who has been stellar in his three seasons with the Tribe. In addition, the Tribe will feature senior sharpshooter JohnMark Ludwick and hopes to see continued growth in sophomore big men Fred Heldring and Tim Rusthoven.

Freshmen

Entering the Tribe program is a pair of talented freshmen in guard Marcus Thorton and forward Tom Shalk. Thorton, one of the highest touted recruits in recent memory, was the Maryland Gatorade Player of the Year last season. Shalk was a top player in Minnesota, and will look to bring his shooting ability to the College.

Business school receives alumni donation of $3 million

Frank Wood ’74 recently donated $3 million to the Mason School of Business Accounting Program.

The gift, entitled the Frank J. Wood ’74 Excellence in Accounting Endowment, will affect faculty and students directly and will take the form of an endowed gift.

“The way endowed gifts work [is], once the gift is fully funded, which takes a number of years, it will generate $150,000 a year for the accounting department in perpetuity,” Mason School Executive Director of Development Mark Begly said. “Those funds will be used for faculty fellowships, Masters in Accounting scholarships, and then something that we’re calling program differentiators, or curriculum differentiators — basically, some different things that we can do within the program that give students experiences.”

Begly expects the gift to ultimately strengthen the faculty ‘s capabilities.

“I think the long term impact is that it will help us to both attract and retain professors because it generates faculty fellowships, so that’s an attraction to people that might be coming new, or people that are in the tenure track here now,” Begly said.

With the increased funding, the business school hopes to attract a growing number of students for undergraduate and graduate studies.

“Right now, we have students who may choose to go to other schools because they get a more attractive scholarship offer, and this is going to help give us additional scholarship money to be able to attract our best students, some of whom are William and Mary undergrads that we would love to [have] stay here and do their Masters,” Begly said.

Wood graduated from the College of William and Mary with a Bachelor’s of Business Administration and now serves on the Mason School Accounting Programs Board.

“I’ve been part of that board for about six years — two terms — and that’s given me a lot of opportunity to understand what the financial requirements of the accounting program are, and that was probably the primary thing that caused me to make the gift to the accounting program,” Wood said.

Students supported Wood’s choice of recipient.

“I think if you donate $3 million, you can decide where it goes,” Taylor Furmanski ’13, a business school student with a concentration in finance, said.

Although the gift will take years to build up to its full amount, scholarships will be available beginning next academic year.

“I do have a strong dedication to William and Mary, wanting to see the school continue to do what it does very well, which, I think, is provide an excellent education, plus, hopefully, provide some ability for improvement as time goes on,” Wood said. “In a sense, it was just an opportunity to give back for my education and all that.”

Rally for Rights

In the spirit of the “Occupy” protest movements sweeping cities across the world, College of William and Mary students, professors and Williamsburg community members gathered at the Crim Dell Amphitheater Nov. 3 in a rally to represent “the 99 percent.”

“The purpose is to highlight the different issues that affect ‘the 99 percent’ or the majority of people everyday,” Maggie Russolello ’12 said in a press release. “Issues such as economic inequality, tuition increases, poverty wages, student loan debt, attacks on reproductive justice, homophobia, religious intolerance, anti-immigrant legislation and racism will be addressed.”

The Occupy movement began in New York Sept. 17 when demonstrators gathered in Zuccotti Park in the Wall Street financial district to protest social and economic inequality. Their slogan, “We are the 99 percent,” refers to the Federal Reserve statistic that 1 percent of the U.S. population controls nearly 40 percent of the nation’s wealth. Similar protests have popped up in cities as nearby as Richmond and as far away as London and Los Angeles.

Approximately 50 students gathered on campus to hear speakers from local religious organizations, campus labor groups and other students speak at the rally. After an hour of speeches, those assembled marched from campus through Colonial Williamsburg.

“It was originally organized through the Living Wage Coalition,” Living Wage Coalition organizer and media representative Derin Dacey ’15 said. “As we got into the message of it we realized we wanted to get a lot of groups involved. We started inviting other organizations to come and we invited speakers.”

The rally drew a diverse group, including members of the College Republicans and Living Wage Coalition. Students walking by stopped to listen to the speakers discussing a range of issues.

“I think it went well. I think we had a good turnout of students and community members,” Dacey said. “I am always hoping that we will grow more and more. I think we had more support than some of us thought, which was cool to see.”

College Republican members Lisa Iverson ’12 and James Joseph ’14 came to the rally after visiting New York a few weeks ago to guest star on Glenn Beck’s radio show and to witness the Occupy Wall Street movement for themselves.

“New York was interesting,” Iverson said. “I am here because I am interested in knowing what’s going on. The anti-patriotism sort of statements from one of the guys I heard up there bothers me deeply. I believe in American exceptionalism and to say that patriotism is wrong or that there is something bad about it is deeply troubling.”

Joseph said he disliked what he called the leftist, militarist rhetoric of many of the speakers, and also found fault with movement’s lack of focus.

“It doesn’t end well ever to blame economic inequality on the people that have against the people that do not have,” Joseph said. “I think the thing that I take issue with is that they are arguing for economic inequality and they have not actually put down a solution for how to achieve that equality, but historically the only way to achieve that is through government redistribution.”

Matt Caterine ’12 visited New York two weeks ago to participate in a National Day of Action Against Police Brutality march Oct. 15.

“I got a chance to see the movement there, and that really inspired me,” Caterine said. “You knew that all of these people were with you and standing with you. You look at pictures of the 60s and the march on D.C., I felt like I kind of understood that.”

Bobby Kogan ’12, who has not been to an Occupy protest but has attended protests in the past, said that these kinds of events attract a diverse group of people.

“You have a lot of people coming at this from completely different angles, so you even hear this in the language that people are speaking,” Kogan said. “You have communists, you have modern progressive speakers, that is something that is so strong about this movement.”

The rally opened dialogue between students from different backgrounds.

“I was just having a discussion with a much more conservative person than myself and he was saying, ‘why aren’t people concerned with world poverty,’ but why does it have to be that we can’t say that these are both bad?” Caterine said. “We need to remember when we do stuff like this that it is not just about the United States.”

Iverson said he felt the movement was interesting.

“I have been kind of interested in the Wall Street movement since its beginning,” he said. “I am just trying to figure out what the heck they are even talking about.”

Occupy DoG Street protests will continue on Saturdays and Sundays at 11 a.m. at the intersection of Richmond and Jamestown roads.

SA makes up for lost funds, readies for state election

Missing funds and upcoming Virginia General Assembly elections dominated Student Assembly debate Tuesday.

The SA approved the Senior Class Reimbursement Act in addition to three other bills.

To reimburse the senior class for the misplaced funds from the Homecoming T-shirt sales, the Senior Class Reimbursement Act allocated $1,920 to cover the losses. Senate Chair Noah Kim ’13 explained the situation and announced that a police investigation is under way.

“This is a really important bill. So much of the senior class programming is dependent on these funds and this was a loss not from any fault of the senior class, but through the oversight of a non-senior SA officer,” Kim said.

Senior Class President Stephanie McGuire ’12 spoke on behalf of the senior class in defense of this bill.

“You’re not voting for a band-aid … really this bill is directed toward making sure that the class of 2012 is able to fund their senior class events,” McGuire said.

Noah defended the bill to SA members, who compared it unfavorably to last year’s “Senior Bailout Bill.”

“The reasoning behind the sponsoring of [last year’s] bill was there had been so much turnover in the senior class that it crippled their ability to fundraise … this [year’s] senior class also had a lot of turnover. They, however, did not automatically call for a bailout because they are on top of their game,” Kim said.

Focus then turned to the upcoming Virginia General Assembly elections Nov. 8. Four candidates running for a General Assembly seat include Robin Abbot (D­-­93), Sen. John Miller (D­-1), Mickey Chohany (R) and Mike Watson (R). The SA approved Dan Casey ’14 as Undersecretary for Legislative Affairs and unanimously passed The Get Out the Vote Act (GOTV), allocating $77.25 to fund programming for Tuesday’s elections.

“This bill would pay for some programming in the lead up and on the day of election day,” Kim said.

The SA also unanimously approved The Charter Day Concert Act II, allocating 30 percent of the Student Assembly Reserve, or $25,000, to fund the AMP-sponsored Charter Day Concert.

“Last year, it was a big hit, and we have a lot of support from the student body to do it again this year,” AMP member Andrew Fiddey ’12 said.

The SA unanimously approved The Spooktacular Act sponsored by Matt Pagnussi ’14 to fund Spooktacular, which will take place Friday from 3 to 5 p.m.

Kim also introduced The 2011 Finance Renewal Act which was sent to the finance, executive and policy committees.

“[The act] brings the language and code up to date … [and] updates the code to reflect current practices that are much more efficient,” Kim said.

Kim introduced the Checks and Balances Act, which proposes to add members to the executive committee.

Inappropriate acts mar law school event

Behavior exhibited by a group of Marshall-Wythe School of Law students at an event Oct. 22 has caused another business to close its doors to future law school function.

The law school is on rocky terms with the Crowne Plaza Williamsburg at Fort Magruder after a drunken incident at the annual “Fall From Grace” formal.

The Student Bar Association — the law school’s student government, which hosted the event — sent an email to the law school student body Oct. 27 detailing the episode.

“While most students responsibly enjoyed the evening’s festivities, the behavior of some of our classmates at Saturday evening’s event was unacceptable,” the SBA email reads. “Among other things, students were discovered by hotel staff urinating on the bathroom floor, breaking a toilet paper dispenser, knocking over a flower pot, and engaging in inappropriate behavior in the hotel hallways and bathrooms.”

According to the email, many students arrived to the event intoxicated, and some had to be sent home by SBA members and hotel security for their behavior.

“On Monday morning, the Crowne Plaza called Dean [Davison] Douglas to inform him that the law school is no longer welcome at the hotel,” the SBA email said. “This is the third time over the past few years that the law school has been banned from a local facility and the second time in less than seven months.”

Douglas was not available for comment, but released a statement on the matter, stating that it was only a few students who caused most of the trouble.

“The problem at this most recent event at the Crowne Plaza centered primarily around the actions of two individuals,” he said. “Their behavior was completely unacceptable and not representative of our student body as a whole. I am working closely with the SBA, and with other law students, to rectify the situation and to prevent any future reoccurrence.”

College of William and Mary President Taylor Reveley supported this claim.

“As best I understand the facts, the overwhelming bulk of the law students were behaving as they should, and they ultimately dealt with the problem —though not soon enough,” he said.

Although the Crowne Plaza has expressed its disapproval of the night’s events, the hotel is not banning the law school entirely.

“I do want to clarify one point,” Douglas wrote. “The Law School was not banned from holding events at the Crowne Plaza. Following this event, hotel management notified my office that they would not be renting banquet space again to the SBA in the near future.”

The SBA is taking efforts to repair its relationship with the hotel, including issuing a face-to-face apology and offering to pay for any damages.

To prevent further incidents, the SBA says that at future events, the group will change from an open bar to a cash bar and send home any students who appear to be intoxicated.

Brian Carrico J.D. ’14 did not attend the law school event, but was disappointed in it’s outcome nevertheless.
“I thought it was a little ridiculous,” he said. “I just feel like people should conduct themselves in a better manner when they’re out in the community as part of the law school.”

In regard to the SBA, Carrico thought it dealt with the incident appropriately.

“I thought the SBA handled it well,” he said. “Obviously I don’t know exactly what went on but they did send an email. I thought an apology to the hotel was the right way to go about it. They did receive appropriate punishment.”

Highlighting hurricane survivors

Six years ago, Hurricane Katrina blew through the Atlantic Gulf Coast, becoming one of the five deadliest hurricanes in United States history. On Friday, the women studies and Africana Studies departments hosted Professor Ophera Davis as part of their brown-bag lunch series. Davis is currently researching the effect of Hurricane Katrina on black, middle-class women in Mississippi.

After Hurricane Katrina struck the Gulf Coast, Davis traveled to Mississippi in order to help with the relief effort. She ended up interviewing 12 black, middle-class women affected by the storm, capturing their voices throughout the relief effort.

Davis conducted her study with the purpose of showing the public the broad effects this storm had on the entire Gulf Coast region. While Katrina nearly demolished New Orleans, Davis feels that the public tends to overlook the similar detrimental situation in Mississippi.

“Katrina hit Mississippi, and there is another story about these Mississippi survivors that has never been told,” Davis said.

The 12 women Davis interviewed live in the Mississippi Gulf Coast region, specifically located in the cities of Pass Christian, Biloxi and Gulfport, Mississippi.

“They were Mississippi residents lifelong,” Davis said. “No one is relocating. They said they are rebuilding.”

While capturing the hardships of Mississippi as a whole is a significant purpose of her research, Davis’ most central focus is capturing the voices of women survivors. The lack of studies focusing on women after natural disasters spurred Davis’ research, especially since women suffer higher death rates in natural disaster situations. According to the National Resources Defense Council, women are 14 times more likely to die in natural disasters than men are.

“I ended up getting a story I had no idea I would get,” Davis said, “Usually when you hear about hurricanes, you rarely hear about women, and I think Hurricane Katrina changed that.”

As a whole, Davis’s interviews serve as a medium for these women to discuss the hardships they have faced since the hurricane, especially in terms of employment.

“After being homeless, it makes you realize what’s important,” one of Davis’ interviewees said.

Davis’s interviews also reveal the lasting psychological effects of Hurricane Katrina on black, middle-class women even after six years of growth.

“[The interviewees] said housing and counseling are still important to the victims of Katrina six years after the storm,” Davis said.

Davis’s ethnographic research utilizes the methods of snowball sampling, in-depth interviews and narrative analysis. These methods allowed her to analyze the specifics of the economic change experienced by the 12 women she continues to interview.

According to Davis’s research after Hurricane Katrina, the unemployment rate of Mississippi skyrocketed, jumping from 5.9 percent to 22.6 percent. Casinos were chief employers in the Gulf Coast region before the storm, and when Katrina demolished many of these establishments, unemployment spiked in the region. 127,000 casino jobs were lost in Harrison County alone in the aftermath of Katrina, according to Davis.
Davis also drew attention to the specific plight of women in Mississippi in comparison to the rest of the United States. For example, the average income of women in the United States is $49,660, while in Mississippi, the average income for women is half that figure.

All of the women Davis interviewed had to change jobs after Hurricane Katrina. According to Davis, few economic security remains in the Mississippi Gulf Coast region, even 6 years after the catastrophe. The Federal Emergency Management Agency currently employs a number of the women in Davis’ study, and as FEMA pulls out of the region, these women will be unemployed yet again.

However, Davis speaks with hope for continued economic improvement and growth of these black, middle-class women.

“The ability of women to find new jobs after Katrina speaks of their perseverance and resilience,” Davis said. “They are able to do something that other women were not able to do because of their social standing.”

Most students and professors attended the lecture as a class assignment, although they walked away with an appreciation for the new approach of Davis’ research.

“I’m appreciative of the fact Davis is studying this particular group of women,” Collin Scott ’15 said. “As a student, I am glad she is looking at an area of study that hasn’t been examined.”

Davis will continue to interview these 12 women as relief efforts end and Mississippi continues on the path towards recovery. She is also currently working on a book to publish the findings of her research.

Confusion Corner: Wawa acts as a late night student haven

When you first walk in, the comforting smell of mac and cheese against the backdrop of bacon and warm coffee reminds you that the trek was already worth it. As the familiar shelves greet you with all flavors of Gatorade, pre-made frozen dinners and the Ben and Jerry’s Phish Food variations, this wondrous place has the power to cure any of your ills. Combined with the fact that it is the only 24/7 service in all of Williamsburg and is within safe walking distance of even the furthest reaches of Botetourt complex, I think it is safe to say that our Wawa is fully justified in being one of the highest grossing Wawas of its kind on the East Coast.

However, what the parents and tourists encounter in the daylight hours is a far cry from the world that Wawa becomes once the delis do their last calls — an unfathomable place, where TWAMPy freshman and drunken frat boys can come together over their love of the delicious late night food.

Nevertheless, the late night process itself is an arduous one. We usually stumble in, a bit after 1 a.m., weak, hungry, shriveled and vulnerable. We make our way through the crowd, searching for the item that seems like it will give us our very own taste of heaven on earth. We then battle our way through the lines, carefully place our orders — the debate over “a little bit of mayo” and “no ketchup” is always a difficult one — and then swing into place in the final checkout line. Then a small panic usually hits — what if our credit card is denied, or what if there’s something wrong with our order and how can we survive if we have walk out EMPTY-HANDED?

Before you know it, you step up, and a certain calm hits.
Credit or debit?
Then a swipe, a few seconds of suspense and the wonderful ring.
No receipt, thank you.

Suddenly there it is, with Hallelujah music playing in the background, rivaling the turkey on Thanksgiving day, the food of choice is in your hand and about to be one of the best and fastest-consumed items you’ve had all week.

A feeling of calm washes over you as you munch down — and only the bravest ever have enough courage for round two.

Luckily enough for the students at the College of William and Mary, our very own Williamsburg supermodel and late-night colonial beauty of all centuries has taken the stand at the check-out counter. The reign of Wawa Pam continues to make an impression on all students graduating in the upcoming years.

Late night or not, Pam ensures that every visit to Wawa is a memorable experience. Consequentially, she has also earned the much-desired title of campus celebrity — her newest Facebook page attacked over 500 fans in less than 12 hours. Now at 1,113 and hoping to hit 2,000 by Sunday, her popularity shows no signs of waning.

In fact, apart from being the inspiration behind most jokes at Saturday night’s comedy extravaganza — the SNL writer claimed to have a date with this Williamsburg supermodel — she appears to be the heart and soul of our campus. Regardless of the weather, she is the wonderful woman who sells us ice cream when we are at our most frail, and the soulless creature that comments on our states when we can be at our most defensive. In fact, at that same comedy show, Pam inspired one of our very own students to write a poem in her honor, compiling all that we love and hate about the woman whose name seems to be on everyone’s lips.

So no matter your experience or whether you think she is amazing or terrifying, the next time you find yourself embarking on another Wawa run, remember to ask her how she became the wonderful character that she is. Besides, as liberal arts majors, all of us will have to realize one day that there is not much we can do with our philosophy and sociology degrees, and Pam might be the very role model we have been looking for all this time.

__Dasha Godunova is a Confusion Corner Columnist, and while she takes no claim for the masterpiece work of poetry mentioned ealier in the column, she encourages anyone interested to send her an email at dagodunova@gmail.com or a Facebook shout out if you’d like to read the 13 stanzas of wonderfulness.__

Identity crisis

It is not often that something comes along that is so shocking — and yet refreshing — that you know it’s a sign of something different. Like the crisp air of a new spring day, you know it was meant to come.

For associate theatre professor Francis Tanglao-Aguas, this breath of fresh air was R. Zamora Linmark, a Filipino-American poet, novelist and playwright.

“Back in 1995 … I heard through the grapevine that there was going to be a new novel coming out of Hawaii,” Tanglao-Aguas said. “It wasn’t about people escaping exile or life in World World Two, but it was about being Filipino, and that was very important because, at that point, the work that was [coming out of Hawaii] was mostly about politics. It wasn’t personal. It wasn’t about being young and growing up. So when ‘Rolling the R’s’ come out, we just ate it up. And it spread… [Linmark] spread like wild fire.”

“Rolling the R’s” was Linmark’s first book, published in 1996.

Linmark recently came to campus as part of a book tour for his new novel, “Leche,” which was published earlier this year. He describes discovering his love for, as he said, lying (or, in other words, fiction) in college. While he writes fiction, he has sought to do something tantamount to what Walt Whitman did for America: be a voice for a people and for a nation.

He writes about the Filipino experience, both in the Philippines and abroad, and described wanting to give a voice to Manila.

“Manila is one these so-called developing cities, and it can easily fall into the [characterization] of Bombay or New Delhi or Bangkok,” Linmark said, “And I didn’t want that. I wanted to give character to Manila.”

Linmark gives this voice through a unique style, wit and the personal character of his writing.

“You read a lot of writers, and you get the history and are getting a lot of facts, but you can get bored with that,” Wilma Consul, who was the director for the staged reading of “Rolling the R’s” and with Linmark during the book tour, said. “With [Linmark], he uses humor. It’s different when you have truth done in humor. It’s a bit more biting, and I think it’s a bit more effective.”

“Leche,” which does not come from the Spanish word ‘milk,’ but from the not-as-innocent Filipino word ‘leche’ — follows the character Vince, a twenty-three year old returning to his native country after being away for thirteen years. His homecoming isn’t quite what he had expected.

After his flight arrives in the Philippines, he finds the customs line designated for Filipinos, but is told to leave the line. Despite being born in the Philippines, he is, as a customs officer points out, a “blue book holder” — a US citizen, not a Filipino. He argues that in Hawaii, Filipinos don’t see themselves as American. But there is no welcome home. He is ushered out of the Filipino line.

Ideas of homecoming and identity are woven throughout the novel.

Linmark, in his characteristic way of writing, doesn’t hold back in his description of Manila. After describing Vince almost passing out upon arriving in Manilla because of the pollution and humidity, he further criticizes the air quality, or lack therof, in Manila.

“You need a third lung to get to the kitchen from the living room, a fourth to answer the front door and an oxygen tank to cross the street,” Linmark writes in “Leche.”

In setting out to capture the voice and character of Manila, Linmark realized he may have gotten into something larger than he bargained for. While “Rolling the R’s” took a matter of months to write, “Leche” took him over a decade.

“I realized I had taken on a task that I wasn’t ready for, but I didn’t know; I thought I was ready,” Linmark said. “In fact, the first version was accepted [by the publisher], and it could have been published as early as 2000.”

However, due to complications with publishing companies, the publishing of the book was delayed. This gave Linmark time to revise, something for which, in looking back, he says he was grateful.

“I’m glad it gave me the opportunity to write it, and to really labor over it, because I don’t think I could have been as content and really say that the book was done.”

After revising, Linmark produced not only something he was content with, but a valuable addition to the voice of Filipinos and the Philippines. It was an added breath of fresh air that Linmark thought a city like Manila needed greatly.

SouthWest Side Story

For years, Williamsburg has been the site of a drawn-out feud. Acts of warfare perpetually interrupt Williamsburg resident’s otherwise peaceful Saturday; noise violations at 3 a.m. disturb whole neighborhoods. Tyrannical laws prevent students from taking advantage of affordable off-campus housing with more than two roommates. A modern grudge that, this Saturday, will reach new heights.

Traditionally, film studies professor Tim Barnard’s upper level film studies class puts together the annual Global Film Festival. This year, however, they are presenting both Williamsburg residents and College of William and Mary students with a new opportunity: to reenact the classic musical West Side Story on a local, unconventional stage.

“What we’re wondering most is, will the TWAMPs come out to rumble or are they too afraid of the townies?” Barnard said.

SouthEast Side Story: A Williamsburg Community Musical will be filmed this Saturday at 12 p.m. at the Kimball Theatre. Done as a LipDub, the movie will consist of local residents, students, shop owners and community leaders. Some of the best-known names include College President Taylor Reveley, Williamsburg mayor Clyde Haulman, and Colonial Williamsburg President Colin Campbell. Chef David Everett and a gang of other Blue Talon chefs will be making an appearance, planning to rumble with the College’s fencing team.
While the theme of the LipDub is set to the traditional gang tale of West Side Story, the aim of the event is one of unity.

“The goal is the same [as] the Film Festival — bringing the community and the College together through film,” Madeline Chessman ’12, one of the organizers of the LipDub, said.

What is a LipDub?
The term LipDub is a combination of lip synching and audio dubbing. The purpose is to choose a song, a setting, and a large group of people, then film them singing the song in one continuous shot. Usually, the camera moves between different areas and films various groups of people who are putting on short shows or stunts to flow with the lyrics in the song, then the shots are edited together.

The original song is put over the audio in the video to make it seem that the group itself is singing the song, as though it were a music video. Oftentimes the songs are longer than the standard three to four minutes. Grand Rapids, Mich., conducted a massive, very popular LipDub and used a live version of Don McLean’s “American Pie,” which was nine minutes long. Remixes of well known songs are also used, along with older pop songs, such as “Nobody But Me,” by the Human Beinz, used in the LipDub featured on the popular television show “The Office.”

The History of the LipDub
In 2006, Jakob Lodwick, the co-creator of Vimeo.com, created the first LipDub when he filmed himself singing a song on his headphones, then placed the original MP3 version of the song over the video, coining the term LipDub. A university in Germany did the first student version of this popular form of music video. They have become popular tools of teambuilding for corporations, an idea which extends past the business model and has helped cities as well. In June 2011, Grand Rapids created one of the most successful LipDubs ever done, involving thousands of citizens and raising $40,000 for the video. The project was a response to an article by Newsweek that labeled the Michigan town as one of America’s dying cities.

“SouthEast Side Story”
The musical “West Side Story” is a version of William Shakespeare’s “Romeo and Juliet” and is considered to be a cult classic. The Global Film Festival aims to retell the classic story on local grounds, with all variations of locals participating. Along with putting on a mock battle with the College fencing team, Blue Talon Bistro chefs will be providing free coffee. Bagels will also be provided on Saturday morning, along with spiced cider, donated by the Trellis. The food will be given away on a first come first serve basis.

Though LipDubs are usually long, complicated events, Barnard’s class has made the event as short as possible. Extras are encouraged to arrive at noon to find their spots, and filming is scheduled to stop at 2:30. Sequences will move between the Kimball theatre, Duke of Gloucester street between Bruton Parish church and Market Square, the Wren building, and the Brafferton. Reveley, Campbell, and Haulman will be filming earlier, shots that include a special closing popcorn sequence.

While groups are encouraged to register at the Global Film Festival’s website, extras are welcome to come and participate so long as they arrive at noon.

The Shouting Soapbox: Too Many States

“Dear Mr. President,
There are too many states nowadays. Please eliminate three.
P.S. I am not a crackpot”
-Abe Simpson

As ridiculous as Mr. Simpson’s request may be, there is some merit to it. Proposals to admit new states to the Union crop up every now and again, and some of them are even taken seriously. In recent years, statehood movements in Puerto Rico and the District of Columbia have gained serious momentum, and it is possible that one of these will become the 51 state during our lifetime.
So what happens if we admit another state? Well, for every action there must be an equal and opposite reaction, so something must be done. But what, you ask? Well, I’ll tell you.
I believe that we should keep the number of states we have at 50. It is just such a nice round number, and think of all the confusion adding 1 would cause. After all, we have been using flags with 50 stars for over 60 years; to sew an additional star onto each one of them would be an enormous financial hardship and would cause untold cases of carpal tunnel syndrome in thousands of young Laotian boys (or whichever impoverished Asian country it is that makes our flags these days. I’m a believer in equal opportunity exploitation.). Besides, have you seen some of the flag designs that have been proposed? Most of them involve circles, or uneven rows of stars — think of all the hassle that would cause. Are you going to volunteer to take each star off, and sew them on in a new pattern? Of course not, that’d be ridiculous!
We’d just have the people overseas do it. That’d still be inconvenient, though — we’d have to gather all the flags, and then ship them over to get fixed. We could just make new ones, you say? False — this is America, and we recycle.
While all men are created equal, the same cannot be said for the states. Some (New York, Washington, South Carolina) are clearly superior to others (Vermont, Idaho, North Carolina.) No, the only solution would be to eliminate a lesser state from our Union. This in mind, here are a few simple proposals for cutting our Union back down to its standard, proper size – 50.

OPTION 1: THE STATE OF NEW DAKOTA
North and South Dakota have been divided since achieving statehood in 1889, and their bitter rivalry continues to this day. The blame for this perhaps lies with President Benjamin Harrison, who admitted both states to the Union simultaneously. This ambiguity has provoked countless uninteresting arguments, half-hearted tirades, and flippant remarks on both sides; how many more lives must be lost until this pointless disagreement is put to rest? Let’s combine them – New Dakota would be an easy fix.
So here’s the real question: which Dakota should reign supreme? It’s simple, really, because there is absolutely nothing in North Dakota. Honestly, I’m not even sure they have buildings there. Or cars. Or people. Yeah, the South wins this one – but as a compromise, we’ll make the capital Mt. Rushmore.
OPTION 2: THE STATE THAT NEVER WAS: MERGE WEST VIRGINIA BACK INTO VIRGINIA
Ah, West Virginia. The punchline of many a redneck joke, West Virginia has gained a lasting place in America’s hearts as Virginia’s hick cousin. A state inferior to Virginia in every way, West Virginia is an accident of history, born out of spite during the Civil War (“You want slaves? Well, we’re taking our counties and going home! Hmph!”). West Virginia used to have a purpose for its independence, but slavery has been abolished since the 1865 – isn’t it time they returned home? It’s not like they have anything better than Virginia does. Unlike Virginia’s diverse physical and socioeconomic landscapes, West Virginia is basically all mountains and coal mines. Unlike Virginia’s booming economy, even West Virginia’s moonshine stills have been foreclosed upon. Unlike Virginia’s unspoiled wilderness and surprisingly clean suburban communities, everything in West Virginia is covered in a fine layer of coal dust and rusted-out pickup trucks. It’d be simple to re-integrate West Virginia, though – just lump it in with the rest of Virginia’s Appalachian Plateau. They already have the same culture. Besides, look how nicely the borders fit!
OPTION 3: DIVIDE KANSAS AMONGST ITS NEIGHBORS
Screw Kansas.

OPTION 4: THE MONTANA PURCHASE.
I ask you this – when was the last time anything useful came out of Montana? Even more than Wyoming, Montana is a vast tract of nothingness, a colossal expanse of wilderness, a big sea of absolute emptiness that makes you wonder how the heck you ended up there. Montana only built roads so they could count the lost motorists as “tourists.” I’m pretty sure just living in Montana qualifies as “camping” no matter how much you bring. Quite honestly, I’m not entirely sure why we let Montana become a state in the first place.
Legend speaks of another, lesser nation in the frozen North, beyond the borders of our country. It is a land of bitter cold and unyielding wind, a place of strange accents and coins that just barely fit into our vending machines. The locals call it “Can-a-da.”
Those who have dared voyage there and lived to return say it is a land much like our own, yet oddly polite and deferential. A land of socialized medicine and hockey, of moose and geese, a land where they still think it cool to ride horses while wearing funny red uniforms. Now, I like hoarding land as much as the next guy – if it were up to me, we’d have annexed these folks years ago – but the fact is, Montana’s just sitting there and we could use some cash. It would be unpatriotic of us to go against the proud American tradition of exploiting our inferiors for financial gain, so let’s do it – perhaps the Great White North will have a use for Montana.
OPTION 5: MAKE RHODE ISLAND AN ACCURATE NAME.
At last, we stumble across the tiniest “state” – Rhode Island, the colony we adopted out of a strange mix of pity and irony. What were the founders thinking? Seriously: Rhode Island? The place is only 48 miles long! It’s 37 miles wide! It’s not even an island!
What could Rhode Island have possibly offered the Revolution anyway? This must have been an unfortunate mistake – I bet that, while the representatives of the original 12 colonies were signing the constitution, some joker in a powdered wig snuck into the room and scrawled Rhode Island’s name at the bottom of the page. By the time everyone noticed, it was too late – they would’ve had to write a whole new Constitution from scratch. Rather than admit they’d been pranked, the founders pretended they’d meant to admit Rhode Island all along (and changed the locks on their meeting room, just in case.).
We’ve let this blunder go uncorrected for almost 221 years now, and I say enough is enough. It’s high time we manned up, admitted our mistakes, and solved our problem the American Way – with heavy machinery, impulsive action, and a refusal to admit the existence of something we dislike. Right now, Rhode Island sits in the heart of New England, all smug in its not-being-an-island-ness. Well, I say that’s long overdue for a change. And by “change,” I mean “canal.” It isn’t inconceivable that the Army Corps of Engineers could dig a canal around the state, allowing the waters of the Atlantic Ocean to separate it from the mainland. The Panama Canal is 48 miles long, and was built in the early 20th Century in much rougher terrain than New England – with modern technology, it’ll be a cinch to replicate. Once we make the state true to its name, we can then build really high levee walls and safely pretend that they don’t exist.
Does anyone want to live in a nation of 51 states? Admitting another state to the union would throw off the carefully constructed balance in our society. The nice, neat number of 100 seats in the senate would go away, ruining the days of many a political correspondent, and ending any hope of average Americans understanding Congress. We’d have to change all our slang, too – the term “the 51st state” would now specifically refer to something. The new hypothetical would be 52! Unless we remove a state in response, we’ll begin to descend along a slippery slope. How many states until we stop? 75? 83? The possibilities are frightening. Let’s solve this problem like true Americans; by not changing a thing.