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2011 Flat Hat Sports Awards

Team of the Year: Men’s Soccer

It was an historic season for men’s soccer, as the Tribe finished 8-1-2 in the regular season en route to winning the CAA Championship and advancing all the way to the round of 16 in the NCAA Tournament. The team opened the regular season at No. 23 in the nation and finished at No. 11. The College manhandled Hofstra 4-0, in the CAA Championship game before beating University of Maryland, Baltimore County in the first round of the NCAA Tournament and falling in a 1-0 heartbreaker to Southern Methodist University in the Sweet 16.
Runner-up: Women’s tennis

Male Athlete of the Year: Alan Koger
Senior, Men’s soccer

It’s hard not to give this award to the guy that just got drafted by the New England Revolution in the MLS Super Draft. Koger led the Tribe to one of its best seasons ever, which ended in the Sweet 16 of the NCAA Tournament. The senior’s 10 goals, 22 points, and five game-winners were the best of the squad, and earned him First-Team All-CAA, Second-Team All-South Atlantic Region, and First-Team VaSID All-State honors. The 6 foot, 2 inch forward was a menacing presence for opposing defenses all season, and the void he leaves upon graduation will be very hard to fill.
Runner-up: Logan Billbrough, Baseball

Female Athlete of the Year: Mallory Schafer
Sophomore, Women’s soccer

The First-Team All CAA midfielder had a breakout 2010 for a Tribe team that fell just one loss to Georgia State short of the CAA Tournament. Schaffer started all 19 games for the College, racking up team bests in goals (10) and points (23). The sophomore also consistently came through in big spots for the Tribe, scoring both of the team’s goals in its 2-1 win over Old Dominion, the game-winner over Northeastern, and both of the College’s tallies in its 2-0 win over North Carolina. She also assisted on the game-winning goal against Drexel. The Pennsylvania native took home Third-Team All-Mid-Atlantic Region and First-Team VaSID All-State honors.
Runner-up: Maggie Anderson, Lacrosse

Performance of the Year: Quinn McDowell
Junior, Men’s basketball
Vs. JMU, CAA Tournament Rd. 1

For most of the year, junior forward Quinn McDowell was the best player on a young and inexperienced team. For the majority of the campaign, McDowell drew the toughest coverage from opponents and was hobbled by a nagging knee injury. As a result, the junior was not able to shine as brightly as he did during his sophomore year — that is, until the CAA Tournament. In the College’s opening round draw against James Madison, McDowell put the team on his back with a CAA Tournament record 35 points. He ultimately willed the Tribe to a well-deserved first round victory in the tournament.
Runner-up: Mike Paulus (football) vs. UNC, Oct. 30

Freshman of the Year: Brandon Britt
Men’s basketball

When he first recruited Brandon Britt out of Atlantic Shores Christian Academy in nearby Chesapeake, Va., William and Mary head coach Tony Shaver knew he had something special. But no one could have guessed just how quickly Britt would blossom into a CAA-All Rookie after averaging 10.9 points per game. Britt began the season slowed by injuries, but after a string of solid performances, earned a spot in the starting rotation. The freshman showed raw speed and explosiveness rarely seen at the College, and if he is able to hone and refine his skills, Britt could become one of the premier point guards in the league.
Runner-up: Hope Johnson, Tennis

Senior of the Year:
Grace Golden, Lacrosse

Golden’s offensive numbers so far this season are staggering. The senior not only leads the CAA in goals per game and points per game, but she is also first in the league in game-winning goals. But the midfielder does it on both sides of the ball, leading the conference in draw controls and caused turnovers. The New York native has lead the Tribe to a 10-6, 6-1 CAA record — good for third in the conference — and picked up CAA Co-Player of the Week honors in mid-April. She has also been nominated for the Teewarton Award, which honors the nation’s top women’s lacrosse player. Golden will be sorely missed by the Tribe next season.
Runner-up: Nat Baako, Men’s soccer

Team to Watch: Men’s basketball

The 2010-2011 season was supposed to be a rebulding season, and rebuild the Tribe did. Freshmen guards Brandon Britt and Julian Boatner showed great promise, and with just one player graduating, the Tribe has already made two marquee recruit signings, among them the Maryland Gatorade Player of the Year, Marcus Thornton. Meanwhile, the team’s star, junior forward Quinn McDowell, will look to make history in his senior season. Look for this team to make waves.
Runner-up: Football

— Compiled by Mike Barnes and Jared Foretek

Storytelling concert helps keep veteran’s memory alive

Forget the “half-off” car sales and “buy one, get one free” mattress deals, because a more traditional celebration will be taking place in Williamsburg this Memorial Day weekend.

May 28, the Kimball Theatre will host a storytelling initiative to raise money for the 1st Lt. Todd W. Weaver Memorial Award at the College of William and Mary. First Lt. Todd Weaver ’08, died in combat in Sept. in Kandahar, Afghanistan when insurgents attacked his unit with an improvised explosive device.

Currently in the process of being established by his family, the scholarship fund will pay for one government major’s study abroad experience each year. The scholarship will be implemented within the next year.

As someone who showed passion for his country and his family in everything he did, Weaver was extremely affected by the events of Sept. 11, which inspired him to join the military.

“I’ll never forget the day Todd came home on [Sept. 11] during his senior year of high school, he knew that [going into the military] was what he wanted to do,” Todd Weaver’s mother Jeanne Weaver said. “That year it was so hard to get him to focus on college. Looking back on it, he was focused on [Sept. 11].”

After some encouragement from his parent, Weaver enrolled at James Madison University after high school, but then took a tour in Iraq. After returning home, he transferred to the College.

“He said that he wanted to go to the school that would give him the best possible education, and that school was William and Mary,” Todd Weaver’s father Don Weaver said.

While at the College, Weaver majored in government and international relations. He achieved very high grades and was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa Honor Society, graduating Summa Cum Laude.

Weaver had always wanted to travel but was unable to do so until his senior year due to his commitments to ROTC. During his lifetime he lived in five countries and traveled to 35.

During the fall semester of his senior year, Weaver studied abroad in Russia, when his life began to drastically change.

“He wanted to go to Russia because it wasn’t the easy way out,” Don Weaver said. “A lot of kids go to Spain or Italy, but Todd wanted to challenge himself. He was a man who was focused on the moment. He was going to grab life as it came to him, and shape it as he went along.”

The Weavers recall that their son’s study abroad experience shaped his life in numerous ways. It was there that he proposed to his wife, Emma.

Emma Weaver recalled that he had bought a tiny ring there for 1,000 rubles — the equivalent of $40. He proposed to her at a town on the Black Sea in Russia.

After his time in Russia, Weaver went back to Williamsburg to finish his degree at the College and to prepare for the active duty that awaited him. Within the first 10 days of May that year, he was inducted into Phi Beta Kappa, received a commission as an officer in the army, and married Emma.

“When you say ‘I do,’ you don’t say ‘I do’ to your husband, you say ‘I do’ to an army lifestyle,” Emma Weaver said. “Wherever Todd was going to go, I was going to go.”

Todd and Emma Weaver moved from Virginia to Georgia and then to Tennessee — where their daughter Kylie was born. Just a few months after she was born, Todd was deployed to Afghanistan.

“When he was going to Iraq, he had no one to worry about except himself; this time he didn’t want to leave Kylie,” Emma Weaver said.

While overseas, Todd kept in close touch with his family back home through Skype, e-mail and the occasional phone call. Emma recalled that Weaver would always ask her how Kylie, “the sweetie,” was.

“Todd’s first sergeant said that they must have watched Kylie’s first birthday video clip over 1,000 times,” Don Weaver said.

During his time in Afghanistan, Weaver maintained the connection with his family, yet continued to build a relationship with his fellow soldiers and to fight for his country.

Even after his return to the College, Weaver continued to leave a strong legacy of loyalty and determination and touched the lives of his friends and family.

Private donations as well as the Student Athletic Advisory Committee’s sales of the “One Tribe One Family” wristbands have gone to raise money for the scholarship. So far, over $30,000 has been raised, with $18,870 coming from the SAAC wristband sales. Over $50,000 needs to be raised in order to fund the scholarship.

The Williamsburg Story Telling Collaborative approached Weaver’s wife Emma with interest in using Todd’s story as the main focus for their Memorial Day concert, which is part of the “Stories that Make a Difference” concert series. The Collaborative will tell Weaver’s story along with that of other soldiers.

“He did what he did because he believed in William and Mary, his soldiers and his family,” Don Weaver said while addressing student athletes at their end of the year awards ceremony. “We are very proud of him and very proud that he went to William and Mary.”

The Story Telling Collaborative will be held at 7 p.m. May 27. Admission is free, but donations will be taken at the door. All proceeds from the event will go to help fund the memorial scholarship.

Confusion Corner: Highlights of the past year

Here find ourselves at the end of another academic year at the College of William and Mary in Virginia. We have arrived at the time when seniors make one last desperate attempt to get laid, juniors freak out about having to declare for graduation, sophomores lose it about having to choose a major, and freshmen get drunk like college will never end. It is only appropriate that we take a moment on this, most sacred of all days, Blowout (or “Last Day of Classes” as AMP so sanitarily puts it), to pause and reflect on the year gone by.

What can one say about the Living Wage Coalition? We watched them win our support, promptly lose our support, and then sit in a building for a while. No one doubts their conviction nor the suggestion that everyone deserves a fair wage. But I’m sick of being harassed as I walk across the Terrace. No, I do not have a dollar to donate to the cause, and no, I do not want to hear about the plight of the average custodial employee. I just want to order my Quiznos in peace without being made to feel like Hitler for not signing your petition. Even College President Taylor Reveley is against you, and Reveley loves everybody: He’s like Santa Claus. At any rate, we can all say we witnessed the year of the LWC, and next year when they’ve stopped caring, we can all say, “What? What the hell is the LWC?”

We were fortunate enough to witness another excellent year for the football team (complete with another year of giggling at the name “Laycock,” tee-hee), and another year of futile irrelevance for the basketball team. Do you know how frustrating it is to make your March Madness bracket and see that every team has beaten William and Mary? It’s like rooting for the Vatican step team.

We spent another year at the mercy of the Williamsburg weather. Going from summer to spring again is always an ordeal. It’s fun going from crotch-like humidity, to unfathomable temperature swings, to clinically depressive grayness, before arriving at sinus-obliterating pollen. It’s hilarious to me now when fourth-grade level history textbooks wonder why the first few colonies here didn’t work out. British nobles spent 12 months here, said “screw that,” grabbed their prescriptions for Allegra, and went to Boston. I’m debating doing the same.

We saw the initiation of the administration’s new plan for fraternity housing. This is really a fabulous plan, because nothing discourages the horrible evils of beer pong, fun and camaraderie like giving us an entire street to ourselves. Also, in a brilliant attempt to prevent the corruption of freshmen, Yates will now be completely surrounded on all sides by fraternity buildings. I imagine the first year after the dorms’s completion will be like “Dawn of the Dead,” with backwards hats, Sperrys and “Wagon Wheel” closing in on all sides.

All of that being said, we did witness some things in which we can be proud of at our alma mater. Once again, the Marshall-Wythe School of Law, the Mason School of Business and the College as a whole continued to climb in the national rankings. Our effort towards sustainability earned us the highest grade in our history. We saw the newly admitted class of 2015 boast the highest diversity of any in the College’s history. The football team was named CAA champion, the club hockey team was crowned conference champions, and the Model United Nations team came in second in the world. That’s pretty damn impressive.

I rag on this school a lot, but sincerely, there’s no place in the entire world I’d rather be. At the end of your four years, you’re going to look back and wonder if you made the right choice. If you can look back on the last year, and as you’re packing up the bookcase you never used, the air conditioner that never worked, and the textbooks you couldn’t sell back and smile to yourself and say, “It was a good year,” then, damnit, you did something right. Have a great summer, and I’ll see you in the fall.

__Jason Rogers is a Confusion Corner columnist and has received his prescription for Allegra and train ticket to Boston. Contact Jason at jerogers@email.wm.edu.__

Dropping the beats: Campus DJ showcases mixing skills at 9:30 Club

As a DJ on campus, Alex Khumrets ’13, known to his fans as Walex, has played at all the typical venues, including formals, philanthropies and date parties. However, unlike most musicians, his short musical career has also landed him concerts at the 9:30 Club in Washington, D.C. and features in international magazines.

“People assume he’s been doing it for longer, but it has only been about a year,” Ishan Bardhan ’13, Walex’s manager, said.

Most of the events Walex is hired for involve playing and mixing some popular Top 40 songs. Although it is not his main interest, he still finds playing the top hits to be entertaining.

“Popular music is becoming a lot more combined with techno influences,” Walex said. “Good club hits are almost like techno songs that I would be playing, which makes it nice for me because I have more fun at DJ gigs.”

Outside of performances, Walex’s main interest is in techno music, and he spends much of his free time experimenting with new tracks and stretching his creativity.

“I DJ in order to pay for my hobby of making techno music,” Walex said. “There are two kinds of gigs — the ones people want to dance to and play certain songs, and then gigs like the 9:30 Club, where they want to see us perform as an artist, not as an iPod shuffle.”

Although Walex does many events on his own, he is also part of a music duo called Vedet. The other half of Vedet, Michael LeGore, is a sophomore at the University of Virginia. Despite their distance, the two are still able to produce tracks together by sharing music online.

“I’ve had a lot of interest in making music and I’ve always been involved,” Walex said. “My friend was really into techno music like Daft Punk and JUSTICE … he introduced me to it and we started producing around the fall of last year.”

Vedet has already been featured internationally despite being around for such a short time. Last year, they produced a mixtape that caught the attention of a German magazine, which included a feature about Walex and LeGore.

“In order to gain recognition, you make mixtapes,” Walex said. “So you DJ a lot of songs that you feel influenced you into a forty [minute] or hour-long track. We combined a lot of American and European music.”

A more local accomplishment was their performance at the 9:30 Club for a design firm’s networking event. Vedet was invited to perform based on employees’ submissions regarding what artists they wanted to play at the event.

“Our friend sent us in as a joke, but then we started promoting it and releasing more songs so that people would know more about us,” Walex said. “We placed number three, and we had just gotten started at this point.”

The concert was a defining moment for Vedet, since it helped to establish their band as well as to get their name into the public sphere — although that did not go quite as planned.

“For each band they displayed your name, which [for us] they misspelled. So everyone was chanting ‘Veget’,” Walex said. “The worst part was going home and seeing so many hits on Twitter for ‘Veget’ and not nearly as much for ‘Vedet.’”

Despite this small hitch, their fan base has been steadily growing as they continue to produce more tracks. Since Williamsburg does not have a big techno scene, Walex said he was looking to expand his music in the D.C. area.

“He DJ-ed a few parties in D.C., like at hotels and on New Years’ Eve,” Bardhan said. “Our friends [have] a bunch of parties, so we bring equipment in and start playing music. It works better when [Walex and LeGore] are both at home.”

Although he does not foresee DJing and making mixtapes as a lifelong career, Walex is still excited to explore the different places that his music will take him. Right now, he and LeGore are concentrating their efforts on producing more tracks and gaining recognition throughout the techno scene.

“The concert [at the 9:30 Club] is online and it is a fantastic performance,” Bardhan said. “I’ve never seen him [Walex] so happy as when he DJs.”

Going to the Movies

As the end of April approaches, so, too, does summer break. For many College of William and Mary students, this will be a time for relaxation, research, jobs and internships. For some, however, it is also the ideal time to go to the movies and catch up on the latest Hollywood flicks. If they are looking for a break from the heat or to kindle a passion for film, this summer’s moviegoers can expect the release of 45 films between May and August. Here are just a few highlights.

Winnie the Pooh
The loveable yellow bear of our childhood returns on the big screen in this sequel to the 1977 animated feature “The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh.” With watercolor illustrations and a screenplay based on one of A. A. Milne’s Winnie the Pooh books, this film harkens back to the classic era of Disney animations, capturing the innocence of life spent in the Hundred Acre Wood. Viewers will surely reminisce of their childhood as they watch Pooh and his friends set out to save Christopher Robin from a creature called “Backson” and to find Eeyore’s missing tail.
Directed by: Stephen J. Anderson and Don Hall
Starring (voices): Jim Cummings, Craig Ferguson and John Cleese
Release Date: July 15, 2011
Rated: G

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part II
The end has arrived. After 10 years of Harry Potter premieres, this film concludes an era filled Quidditch matches, Hogsmeade visits, dragons and butterbeer. Yet while many fans may dread this inevitable finale, they, too, will appreciate what “Part 2” has to offer: action-packed scenes filled with fire, explosions and heart-racing stunts; an anxious-ridden screenplay detailing Harry, Ron and Hermione’s last efforts to destroy Voldemort’s horcruxes; and the looming question of whether or not Harry will prevail in his fight against the Dark Lord. Returning director David Yates will certainly provide a fitting end to this multi-million dollar and internationally-acclaimed film franchise.
Directed by: David Yates
Starring: Daniel Radcliffe, Emma Watson and Rupert Grint
Release Date: July 15, 2011
Rated: N/A

The Beaver
In this dramatic comedy, Mel Gibson stars as Walter Black, a failed toy company executive and family man who feels that he must live through a beaver puppet in order to communicate with others. The film provides a unique perspective on how an individual must overcome depression and find renewal in his life. Interestingly, Gibson’s mentally submissive role in this film contrasts his normally strong, dominant characters, such as his starring roles in “Braveheart” (1995) and “The Patriot” (2000). If successful, this film will show a new side of Gibson’s acting ability.
Directed by: Jodie Foster
Starring: Mel Gibson, Jodie Foster and Anton Yelchin
Release Date: May 6, 2011 (limited)
Rated: PG-13

Hangover Part II
Stu (Ed Helms) is getting married in Thailand, and after a night of partying with Stu’s soon-to-be brother-in-law, he and his friends Phil (Bradley Cooper) and Alan (Zach Galifianakis) find themselves in a strange apartment with a monkey — and without the brother-in-law. The sequel to the 2007 smash-hit comedy, this film follows the trio on yet another escapade as they search for the missing brother-in-law in the colorful streets of Bangkok.
Directed by: Todd Philips
Starring: Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Ed Helms
Release Date: May 26, 2011
Rated: N/A

Cowboys & Aliens
It is 1873 when Jake Lonegran (Daniel Craig) wakes up in the Arizona Territory desert. Knowing neither his identity nor his place of origin, he comes upon the Wild West town of Absolution, where he soon faces townsfolk who regard strangers with a wary eye. But he is not the person, or rather the creature, that they should fear most — indeed, when aliens attack, the citizens stand behind Lonegran as he fights to save the town from destruction. Combining the nostalgia of historical fiction and the thrill of science fiction with the directing expertise of Jon Favreau (“Iron Man”) and Steven Spielberg (“Saving Private Ryan”), the film is sure to please any viewer eager for a unique take on extraterrestrial invasions.
Directed by: Jon Favreau
Starring: Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde
Release Date: July 29, 2011
Rated: N/A

Super 8
It is the summer of 1979, and a group of small-town adolescents begin to produce a movie. While filming at a train station, they witness a calamitous train wreck, but fail to tell people what they saw that night. Their town soon becomes the scene of a military camp as the Deputy Lamb (Kyle Candler) seeks to expose the truth behind mysterious disappearances. In a style similar to the 1977 classic “Close Encounters of the Third Kind,” “Super 8” delves into the relations between human and creature, conveying the plotline’s tensions through awesome computer-generated special effects and a superb orchestral score.
Directed by: J.J. Abrams
Starring: Elle Fanning, Amanda Michalka and Kyle Chandler
Release Date: June 10, 2011
Rated: N/A

Cars 2
Racecar Lightning McQueen (Owen Wilson) and rusty tow truck Mater (Larry the Cable Guy) are on a mission to see the world. In this sequel to the 2006 Pixar hit, McQueen is given the opportunity to race in the first World Grand Prix, but as he prepares to be the fastest racecar in the world, Mater becomes entangled in espionage with the premiere British spy, Finn McMissile (Michael Caine). Although this film does not include the voice of the late Paul Newman, who played Doc Hudson in the previous “Cars” film, “Cars 2” is expected to follow in the footsteps of its Academy Award-winning Pixar predecessor, “Toy Story 3” (2010), and garner an acclaimed reputation of its own.
Directed by: John Lasseter and Brad Lewis
Starring (voices): Owen Wilson, Larry the Cable Guy, Michael Caine and Jason Isaacs
Release Date: June 18, 2011
Rated: G

Larry Crowne
Larry Crowne (Tom Hanks) lacks a college degree, and, now, a job. In an effort to jumpstart a new stage in his life, he enrolls in college, where he meets similarly ambitious students and the beautiful yet unenthused public speaking teacher, Mercedes Tainot (Julia Roberts). Although she is married, Crowne falls in love with her, and he soon finds that his life is still worth living. Albeit in a different setting, this film maintains the much-respected onscreen dynamics between Hanks and Roberts first established in the 2007 film “Charlie Wilson’s War.” Can the duo pull off another charmingly romantic relationship without it ultimately appearing unnatural?
Directed by: Tom Hanks
Starring: Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts
Release Date: July 1, 2011
Rated: PG-13

This dorm’s about to blow: Let seniors toast their freshmen halls

Spring Blowout, my favorite day of the year, is upon us. It is a day to just lounge outside, hang out with friends, and drink wonderful beverages. Seniors at the College of William and Mary have a great tradition of going to their freshman year rooms and toasting to the four years they have had here at the College. I am a senior, and I fully plan to take part in this great tradition; however, it might be difficult for me to do this. The administration and Residence Life have been locking the doors of dorms and not allowing non-residents to entry into the dorm. This practice does not go along with the College’s idea of tradition and actually causes more damage to dorms than if they just allowed seniors to toast their old rooms.

One of the College’s main points of pride, which is always advertised to incoming students, is the sense of tradition that exists at the College. Although the idea of seniors toasting their old room is a relatively new tradition when compared to others at our school, it is a tradition nonetheless. As hard as it tries, the College can’t deny this. As everybody knows, the College is a tough school, so why not let seniors celebrate their accomplishments?

One of the reasons that our school’s administration and ResLife give for not letting seniors toast their freshman rooms is that the dorms will incur. This is not necessarily true. Yes, there will always be bad apples who destroy something, but this stems from the administration’s treatment of seniors during this tradition. Locking seniors out of dorms causes them to try to find alternate ways into the dorm and to have a different attitude once they get into their old halls. Instead of being happy about seeing where they spent their freshman year, seniors will have a vengeful attitude and feel more inclined to wreck the hall. This change in mentality is what really causes the destruction. The worst part of the damage, besides the College having to clean up after the seniors, is that the freshman halls will likely have to pay for the damage since most seniors aren’t caught.

I completely understand why the administration doesn’t want to take the risk of incurring damage in their dormitories; however, the College can’t keep the seniors from toasting their old rooms. It is a tradition whether the College accepts it or not, and it is going to happen. Therefore, the College could take some steps to help smooth the process while still making sure there is no general destruction of the dormitories. For each dorm, ResLife could provide certain times on Blowout for seniors to toast their rooms. During this time period, seniors could go to their old halls and see their old rooms, and maybe even meet the freshmen that live there. Resident Assistants could monitor the halls throughout the designated time period to make sure that the seniors do not cause any trouble. Once the time period ends, all the seniors would be made to leave, allowing for a smooth and safe process that lets the seniors toast their old rooms and keeps the administration happy.

As much as the College does not want Blowout to happen, its main objection is seniors going around toasting their rooms and causing mayhem. The College should prevent the problem and pencil in some time to allow seniors to see their old rooms. It keeps its students happy and helps the administration to ensure that the dorms aren’t destroyed.

Cheers and Jeers

It’s the end of the year, and as we celebrate the feeling of renewed freedom from our academic lives, we would like to take a moment and reflect on the 2010-2011 school year with our annual cheers and jeers.

Cheers to the Living Wage Coalition for bringing attention to the need for living wages at the College of William and Mary. Jeers to their heavy-handed tactics and tendency to alienate students on campus.

Cheers to the College for taking action to create new housing for students. Jeers to the College for privileging some students over others.

Cheers to the review board for overturning the decision to suspend Kaveh Sadeghian ’12 and Molly Bullman’s ’12 campaign. Jeers to poor decision making by student leaders in the first place.

Cheers to the Board of Visitors for electing a new rector, Jeffery Tramell ’73. Jeers to the BOV for raising tuition two semesters in a row.

Cheers to the College for finishing Tribe Square so quickly. Jeers to the College for still needing to find funding for Integrated Science Center 3.

Cheers to the Tribe football team for receiving its first No. 1 ranking. Jeers to the team for losing in the first round of playoffs.

Cheers to College President Taylor Reveley for creating the Honor Council Reform Committee. Jeers to the committee for not actually resolving anything this year.

Cheers to AMP for bringing entertaining acts and speakers to the College this year, and in so doing, fulfilling every TWAMP’s dream of hearing Bill Nye speak.

Cheers to the two College teams that won top honors in the Virginia Congressional redistricting contest. Jeers to the state legislature for turning their down plans in favor of a partisan plan ultimately vetoed by Gov. Bob McDonnell.

Cheers to the City of Williamsburg for creating an arts district in an attempt to enliven the city’s culture. Jeers to the continuing presence of the three-person rule (now the four-person rule).

Cheers to 1st Lt. Todd Weaver ’08 for his brave sacrifice for our country. Jeers to members of the Westboro Baptist Church for protesting at funderals for the men and women of the armed forces based on a platform of hatred and bigotry.

Cheers to alumni in high places. Jeers to the BOV for selecting less-than-stellar commencement speakers given our accomplished alumni.

Cheers to students for supporting gender-neutral housing.

Cheers to President Barack Obama for almost coming to Colonial Williamsburg. Jeers to Glenn Beck for actually coming.

The write value of a college education

With only four classes standing between me and Blowout, I have been considering the purpose of the last four years of my life. What is really the point of a college education, and does it actually give you something you can take with you when you leave?

The cynic in me wants to say no. College is nothing more than a proving ground. You come in with your innate abilities and spend four — or more — years jumping through hoops, testing your limits. You leave with nothing but a scorecard telling you how good of a job you can get. But for some reason, I cannot make myself buy that. Maybe it’s all the time I spent studying for exams and going to class, or the thousands of dollars my dad shelled out to get me and keep me here, but I have to believe it means something more. Just what, however, is hard to say.

The main point of college is certainly not to learn the facts. You could know everything there is to know about a certain subject after taking an exam on it, but a semester later you’d be lucky to recall 10 percent. Information decays in the memory if you don’t use it continuously. Even skills are easy to unlearn. Although I studied abroad just three years ago, my language abilities have regressed pathetically, and three years out of college, I doubt I will be able to give the equation for Gross Domestic Product.

The cliche response to the question, “What do you get from a liberal arts education?” is always, “You learn how to think.” But what does that even mean? How can you tell if your thoughts are any better? Maybe you can think better because somewhere in the depths of the brain, all the information and theories learned in lecture still exist. Maybe it’s because at college, people call us out when we speak without thinking, so we sometimes review our thoughts before opening our mouths.

A better answer is that we improve our thinking because we have been forced to write papers. Writing, for me at least, is the most difficult aspect of college, but perhaps it is also the most rewarding. Writing forces us to consider our own thoughts and opinions from a more objective perspective. It makes us put them into a logical progression, which is not their natural state. Thoughts exist in our minds as wordless shadows and feelings. They are neither logical nor communicable. Writing, and public speaking for that matter, transform these phantasms into an expressible and hopefully coherent form. This forces us to judge the validity of our own thoughts and allows us to share them with others. The more practice you have at writing, the better you become at communication and persuasion and the more effectively you can think because the organization of ideas becomes habitual.

This may be only my own attempt to give meaning to those all-nighters I pulled writing papers, but I think there may be something to it. If anything disproves my point it, may be this article, which is simply a bunch of unorganized and none-too-penetrating ideas put together with words, but I’m graduating and, really, I couldn’t bring myself to write some deep, meaningful sendoff.

Letter to the Editor: Fighting injustice promotes campus quality

The College of William and Mary claims a dedication to service, yet poverty disrupts the everyday lives of many members of our Tribe community. The College shows a pioneering commitment to academics and service, yet we ignore the injustices that people on our campus face on a daily basis. While it is true that our workers are paid market wages, the widespread reality of poverty does not justify its existence. We have a responsibility to value all members of our community, including the workers who keep our buildings and grounds beautiful. Paying our workers poverty wages disrupts the fabric of our community.

I have great respect for the administration and its efforts to maintain the quality of education for students. However, I cannot understand the failure to address poverty that is present in our community. When faced with limited money and great need, we should prioritize the people who are struggling to survive. If we are truly committed to service, we need to focus on serving the people in our own community. The Living Wage Coalition has sought to make visible the needs of the most undervalued members of our community.
While a one-day peaceful protest may be seen as disruptive, workers’ lives are disrupted every day as they struggle to survive on poverty-level wages. A living wage in the Hampton Area for a one parent, one child household is calculated between $17 to $19. Many people who have worked at the College for over 20 years are making under $11 an hour. As long as members of our Tribe community are forced to make difficult decisions about whether to put food on the table, pay the bills, or go to the doctor, we must take a stand against injustice and continue to fight for living wages for all our workers.

Letter to the Editor: LWC conduct does not discredit movement

Amid all the piling-on in the wake of a few Living Wage Coalition members’s ridiculous “occupation” stunt, an odd idea has emerged: Because some members of the LWC are silly, their ideas and beliefs must be silly, too.

It’s a legitimate criticism of the occupation of the College of William and Mary President’s office to point out the harm done to the cause of workers’ rights when its proponents act like student activist cliches. But this doesn’t excuse the intellectual laziness of those who think that because some students treat advocacy like an extracurricular activity, they no longer need to care about the fact that campus workers are underpaid and mistreated.

There was a time where it was uncontroversial in this country to point out that if an employer is going to ask an employee to work a full-time schedule, that employer better pay that employee enough to live on. Despite their pretend-its-1968 shenanigans, the LWC [has] basically been about that premise. Without campus workers, the College doesn’t work. Campus workers make up one of the few adult populations in this town that supports and cares for the College. And despite all this, many of them have to work second and third jobs, many of them are working shifts that are under-staffed and under-resourced, many of them are struggling to support their families and children, and many of them don’t know if they will ever be able to retire.

These are shameful facts for the College. They don’t become any less shameful because exploitation is so common in our country’s economy. They don’t become any less shameful because some members of the LWC are less than articulate. They don’t become any less shameful because some members of the LWC make up for the fact they aren’t articulate via volume and rudeness. They don’t even become any less shameful in light of the fact that the College is undergoing a budget crunch. Advocates for campus workers have been raising this issue for years, long before today’s economic realities set in. Critiques of the LWC’s means shouldn’t bleed into critiques of the LWC’s ends.