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Student-written ‘College’ proves hilarious

“College: According to Roman,” a play written by Wordshop, a creative writing club at the College, is hilarious. The student writers packed every moment with jokes — most of them stinging insults from the show’s sly lead character. However, many times these jokes come at the expense of the plot; the play focuses on manufacturing laughs rather than a storyline. It does succeed in its goal of being funny and entertaining, however, and proves biting and sometimes even insightful in its portrayal of college life.
The play chronicles the experiences of Roman, a College freshman portrayed by junior Dan Piepenbring. Independent and equipped with an acid tongue, he finds himself living with Dominic (freshman Lamar Shambley), a wide receiver on the football team who refers to himself as “The Dominator.” A stereotypical womanizer, he immediately enrolls in the freshman seminar Reading the Romance. Ian (junior Dean Edwards), Roman’s nerdy hallmate, obsesses over his professional future as a scientist. Both share an interest in Sally (sophomore Mary McGillvray), a fellow freshman who shares a class with each of them. The story is told through bits of stage-acting, Roman’s diary entries read aloud and video clips.

p. Roman encounters many of the situations that any normal College freshman would. He has problems with his obnoxious, egotistical roommate. He detests his Orientation Aide, who is just a little too peppy for his (or anyone’s) taste, and, like any freshman, he drags himself through the dreaded mixers. He goes to his first fraternity dance party, and Sally becomes his first college girlfriend.

p. While the show portrays common freshman events reinterpreted through the eyes of upperclassmen, the play does not aim to be a social commentary. The reenactments do bring back memories, but the play strives for a higher goal than any kind of scholarly understanding of the social lives of freshmen: humor. The play centers on the life of a freshman solely as a mechanism to set up jokes.

p. Piepenbring’s portrayal of Roman is an interesting choice indicative of the intentions of “College.” Going into the play, one would expect the stereotypical naive, innocent young man who falls into a whole heap of trouble through no fault of his own. Initially, Roman does come off this way, displaying dance moves a la Prince at the first frat party and being as gracious as possible to his fellow freshmen. However, Roman’s character quickly changes to something of a Woody Allen-type, only meaner. He shares Allen’s style of spouting off one-liners that no one will understand in the middle of conversations, and his jokes are often very cruel. Although they are funny, one struggles to understand why anyone would want to be friends with Roman after he has directed a couple of insults their way.

p. The decision to use video clips in place of actual scenes is hit-and-miss. Some videos are well-done, but others are hampered by poor lighting and audio quality. However, the best scene does turn out to be one of the pre-recorded ones. In it, Dominic’s girlfriend, Sparta, and Roman are walking through Colonial Williamsburg late at night. As the two chat about Roman’s relationship with Sally, Wordshop works in a great combination of both humorous and serious dialogue. When Sparta asks if Roman has even seen Sally naked in what has become a month-old relationship, he replies, “Yeah, I saw her boobs through a window once.” This scene showcases Wordshop at its best and the play living up to its full potential; the group manages to write both jokes and a great narrative at once.

p. The roles are well-handled across the board. Piepenbring is acerbic and witty; one senses he is playing himself. Shambley, even though his character is a complete stereotype, routinely outshines everyone in his scenes and provides some of the biggest laughs the play has to offer. McGillvray, as the straight one for most of the jokes and the only member of the cast who has to manage any serious acting, is very good. Edwards gets off to a slow start; his timing seems to be off. He recovers wonderfully, though, and showcases a talent for physical comedy, especially in trying to use his wallet to make a drunken telephone call to his dog.

p. The play’s weakest point is in its neglect of character arcs. While featured prominently in the first act, Dominic and Ian are almost wholly dropped from the second half of the show. By this time, the viewer has become interested in the characters and can’t help but wonder what has happened to them. Wordshop seems to only have use for characters that can be brought in for gags, and when all of those gags have been used up, the characters are forgotten.
Despite some minor flaws, “College: According to Roman” is an enjoyable play and an impressive achievement for any author, let alone a group of college students working on it as an extracurricular activity. When the show wants to, it can be a heartfelt comedy, and the performances are wholly well-delivered.

Some outside-the-box ideas for catching your fave TV shows

Keeping up with our favorite television shows is a tough task for college students. Sometimes that late night astronomy lab prevents us from making it home in time to catch “The Office,” or that paper might never get done if we take an hour out of our night to watch the latest episode of “Desperate Housewives.”
Fortunately, the great ally of the undergraduate has come to our aid yet again. From the source that brought us Facebook, YouTube and weather.com — the internet — we now have the option of watching our favorite TV shows online.

p. The online television industry is small but growing, and even now there are a few options from which to choose when settling down at your computer to watch a show. A handful of networks, following the lead of MTV and shortly thereafter picked up by ABC, are offering free streaming of their most popular programs on their network websites. The shows are usually available about 24 hours after they originally air and the networks vary in how long they keep the shows available. While this option has the advantage of being completely free, it does have its setbacks. Video streaming can be a frustrating process, especially for those with a spotty wireless connection. The picture often stalls and sometimes flakes out altogether. You also aren’t safe from commercials; the episode is broken up into a few segments with 30-second commercials between each one.

p. These are still minor inconveniences compared to the nearly 10 minutes of commercials you have to suffer through while watching a show at its regular airing time. The networks may be sacrificing a lot of revenue by making shows available on the internet and it’s nice to know that you can at least minimize the browser on your desktop and play a quick game of Minesweeper while the commercial runs.
Nonetheless, commercials can be avoided altogether by coughing up $1.99 for an episode on iTunes. This option has its drawbacks too, including a wait time that can stretch to 20 minutes, depending on the speed of your connection. You also have to pay, and once they have your credit card number, it is all too easy to get sucked into the money-hole that is a convenient iTunes account. Still, the price is reasonable and you don’t have to stick around while it’s downloading. Plus, once you’ve paid, you can watch it offline and have access to it forever.

p. Opening an iTunes account is most likely your best bet, especially if you like television shows on networks like Fox, which does not yet offer free access to shows on its website. If you give up the notion that you will ever leave your weekly Thursday meeting in time to catch “Grey’s Anatomy,” you can save yourself some money and buy a “season pass,” which pays for the entire season ahead of time.

p. While there is still only a limited selection of shows available online through either method, things are looking up. Microsoft recently announced that TV shows can soon be downloaded at the Xbox Live website to be watched on a TV screen. Even the former mecca of illegal video downloading, BitTorrent, is in talks with networks to provide authorized videos — at a price.
The CW is one network that has yet to jump on the Internet bandwagon, so if you’re a “Gilmore Girls” fan you might be best off investing in TiVo. While the industry is still developing, its future looks bright. Television might not be headed toward obsolescence, but for the busy college student it is finally time to throw out the TV Guide because TV is now ready to rot your brain cells at whatever time is most convenient for you.

p. __Brittney Pescatore is a senior at the College. She enjoys watching TV the most when avoiding work on her thesis.__

Sci-fi thriller ‘Déjà Vu’ surprisingly fresh

Is time one stream of continuous action or are there parallel instances of time occurring that can bring the past and the present together? That is the question “Déjà Vu,” the techno thriller from the team that made “Spy Game” and “Crimson Tide,” attempts to answer. The high concept film stars Denzel Washington (“The Manchurian Candidate”) as ATF Agent Doug Carlin, reuniting the Oscar-winner with director Tony Scott after their work together in the 2004 flick “Man on Fire.”

p. The film takes place in New Orleans during Mardi Gras, one year after Hurricane Katrina. The USS Nimitz, carrying crewmen and their families, is blown up in the water and Agent Carlin is sent to investigate the terrorist attack. While investigating, Carlin receives a tip that the body of a dead woman, Claire Kuchever (Paula Patton, “Idlewild”), was found an hour before the attack and may hold the key to the case. The FBI, impressed with Carlin’s skills, recruit him for a special project.

p. While doing research at Cambridge, the FBI finds a way to fold space and time, creating a bridge between the past and present. They only use the bridge for surveillance because their attempts at sending people back in time prove unsuccessful. However, Agent Carlin wants to see that changed. Will Agent Carlin find the perpetrators behind the terrorist attacks? Will he be able to find the murderer of Kuchever, a woman with whom he inadvertently falls in love? Those are just some of the questions the movie attempts to answer.

p. The acting in the film does not produce any breakthrough roles. However, all the actors do more than an adequate job. Washington is in fine form playing a role he has played many times before: a loner, fighting for truth and justice while looking to avenge the murder of his love. Val Kilmer (“Top Gun”), as head FBI Agent Andrew Pryzwarra, plays his role equally as well, though it does look like he has packed on a few pounds (Val, you still have many films left in you, buddy, so watch your weight). Patton, as the doomed love interest of Washington, plays her role with enough subtlety to invoke sympathy from the viewer. The rest of the cast rounds out Washington well, with veterans such as Adam Goldberg (“A Beautiful Mind”), Elden Henson (“The Butterfly Effect”) and Bruce Greenwood (“Capote”) who run the time-space project. They contribute necessary explanation, drama and humor when needed.
Since “Déjà Vu” is a Tony Scott film, the cinematography obviously stands out. Scott continues his tradition of using a sepia-like tone, giving the film a very bright orange feel. The action scenes are handled adequately, especially the car chase involving present day agent Carlin chasing Carroll Oerstadt — a haunting performance by Jim Caviezel (“Frequency”) — in the past at 100 miles per hour. With everything going at break-neck speed, it is hard to ask questions. The viewer would do best to just accept this and enjoy the ride.

p. Besides the action, the science fiction theory works well in the film. If the concept feels a little familiar, that’s because it is. Paul Anderson’s 1997 sci-fi horror film, “Event Horizon,” had a similar premise of bending space and time, but that movie took it in a completely different direction. Don’t worry that the sci-fi element of “Déjà Vu” feels confusing, it really isn’t. The script explains it well, and there is enough going on to distract the viewer from the few plot holes.

p. “Déjà Vu” is an entertaining two hours full of action, suspense, drama and all that good stuff looked for in quality escapism. The film has just enough of an edge to let it stand out from other films in the market right now. Ironic that a film titled “Déjà Vu” gives a feeling of anything but.

Fire strikes Blue Talon and Baskin-Robbins

p. Shortly before 10 a.m. Wednesday morning, the south side of Baskin-Robbins and the Blue Talon Bistro caught fire, burning a large section of Baskin-Robbins and causing damage to the Bistro.

p. Firefighters and investigators have yet to determine the exact cause of the fire, although they have been able to pinpoint that the fire originated outside of the building in the corner between Baskin-Robbins and the Blue Talon.

p. According to Williamsburg Fire Department Captain Chuck White, the fire started in a fenced-in area outside where the Bistro stored used linen napkins before they are picked up by a laundry service.

p. “The Bistro uses an outside laundry company for their linens,” White said. “In the corner, they have a little fenced-in gate where they just dropped [the linens].”

p. Although authorities have yet to discover exactly what ignited the linens, it is possible a group of smokers may have been responsible for the fire. Winne Porter, a visitor to Colonial Williamsburg, said that he entered the Peanut Shop at approximately 9:30 a.m. this morning.

p. “When I went in, I saw two people smoking at the corner [in between the Blue Talon and Baskin-Robbins] where the trash cans are,” he said. Porter said he then entered the Peanut Shop, and soon after was informed of the fire. “Next thing I know, I just heard ‘there’s a fire, get out,” he said.

p. White said that investigators had spoken to a witness Thursday morning who claimed to have seen people smoking cigarettes in the area before the buildings were evacuated, presumably the same witness who spoke with The Flat Hat Wednesday.

p. “The witness had spoken with the press, but not with the investigators until this morning,” White said.

p. According to White, all three properties, which also included the Peanut Shop, were occupied at the time of the blaze, although the majority of people inside were staff. “They made a quick attempt at extinguishing the flames and then bailed out,” White said. He also confirmed that there were no injuries during the fire.

p. A Blue Talon employee confirmed that the fire had started outside. Employees of Baskin-Robbins, where the structural damage appears to be much more extensive, declined to comment.

p. While precise figures of the damage caused are still unavailable, White said that he had heard some estimates of over one million dollars. “We’re still trying to get estimates from insurance adjusters,” he said.
p. Large sections of North Boundary and Prince George St. were blocked off throughout the morning. According to White, firefighters finished cleaning up all the hot spots shortly before noon, and a thorough investigation by local Fire Marshals and other authorities continued throughout the afternoon.

p. “This is just tragic,” President and Chairman of Colonial Williamsburg Colin Campbell said. “We will do everything we can to be helpful to our tenants who have suffered such a serious loss.”

Residence Life backs down from six-day work week for housekeepers

This week, Residence Life decided not to implement a new schedule for the College’s housekeeping staff. The plan that was originally supposed to be put into effect Jan. 16 set up a rotating series of shifts to cover residence halls Monday through Saturday. One group of housekeepers would work the current, full day schedule, Monday through Friday. The other group would work the regular full schedule Monday through Thursday, and work only half days on Friday and Saturday. The groups would alternate between the Saturday hours.

p. “We now need to determine if students think there is a need for Saturday services and, if so, how we can provide it without impacting the lives of our housekeeping staff and without the need to impose unreasonable increases in room rates on our residents,” Deb Boykin, head of Residence Life, said.

p. Boykin and Allison Wildridge, associate director of Residence Life, said that initial proposals to have housekeeping staff on campus Saturdays was due in large part to surveys that expressed dissatisfaction from students on the upkeep of buildings.

p. Boykin said that the decision to do something was based on voluntary student surveys from the last few years. She said that the most recent survey, administered at the beginning of November, showed that a significant number of the 1,260 students who answered the survey were dissatisfied with bathroom cleanliness and trash removal.

p. After the survey results, Boykin and Wildridge said a few different proposals were suggested, including alternating working on Fridays or Saturdays, but the six-day Friday and Saturday half-day week received the best response.

p. Both wanted to stress that workers would still keep their 40-hour work week and that they were not going to start having housekeeping work on Sundays.

p. While Westridge said that the initial proposition was not met with an overwhelmingly negative response, workers expressed their frustration with the situation.

p. Wednesday of this week, students and workers held a rally at the Crim Dell Meadow in protest of Saturday hours. The rally was a celebration of the drop in the policy change, but many who attended also spoke of a frustration with the way that housekeeping staff has been treated in the past. Approximately 100 students and 30 housekeepers on their lunch break attended the rally.

p. “This is an issue among many,” said Cindy Hahamovitch, a professor of history at the College. She credited the drop of policy change to the work of student and housekeeping efforts to petition Residence Life.

p. “This issue show[s] that the only way workers’ rights are going to be protected at the College is if we stand up and fight for them,” said Andrew Schoffner, of the Tidewater Labor Support group, who organized the rally. “When we do that, we win.”

p. A housekeeper who wished to remain anonymous also said that she felt student support helped stop the policy change.

p. She said that workers were told on Tuesday that Residence Life had changed their minds about the policy.

p. “I think they were forced to change their minds by the students,” she said.

p. She added that many workers were frustrated with the policy proposal, but they were afraid to speak out for fear of losing their jobs.

p. “Working on Saturdays would not make a difference,” she said. “How can you ask so few people to do so much work? It’s not going to be any easier.”

p. She said that any problems were the fault of having a housekeeping staff that was too small, a sentiment that Schoffner and Hahamovitch echoed.

p. “They aren’t treated very fair,” Hahamovitch said. “They have to work Saturdays and even Sundays in the summer.”

p. The housekeeper said that the staff would be fine working Saturdays as additional hours with paid overtime. She added the cleanliness of the buildings would be improved if the staff was increased.

p. Boykin said that increasing the number of staff wasn’t in the budget. Hiring new staff and training them would cause an increase in student room rent.

p. The housekeeper expressed a continued frustration with the policy. She said that she didn’t understand the budget constraints or why overtime wasn’t available.

p. “I don’t know where the money is going,” she said.

p. Schoffner, who has worked with the housekeeping staff on the issue, said that they did not have a lot of resources at their disposal but that student voices helped the cause.

p. “A lot of times you hear, if you’ve got a problem, you’re supposed to go to your boss,” he said. “Nothing has gotten done that way.”

p. Schoffner said that, should the policy be brought back up, the students and the staff still had “fight left in them.”

p. Right now, Boykin said that they are evaluating the methodology of this policy.

p. “We believe providing housekeeping services on Saturdays will improve the living environment for our residents but we need to determine if residents feel the same way,” she said.

p. Vice President for Student Affairs Sam Sadler declined to speculate about whether or not Saturday work days or a six-day work week would be implemented in the future. He said he hopes to establish a campus dialogue about the issue.

p. “How important is it to us to have the residences halls cleaned six days a week and, if it is important, what is the appropriate mechanism for our doing that? If it is going to happen, how can it be done with the least amount of disruption to our staff? Before anything else happens, those are questions I want us to explore as a community,” Sadler said.

It’s time to put an end to the BCS

This column is about the Bowl Championship Series.

p. Need I say more?

p. I could have easily made this column about why the University of Michigan (currently no. 3 in the BCS rankings) deserves a birth over the no. 2-ranked University of Southern California in the BCS championship game against no. 1 Ohio State University (after all, their only loss of the season came at the hands of Ohio State, the undisputed number one team in the country, by only three points on the Buckeyes’ home field). I could also have made a case for no. 4 University of Florida, another one-loss team who has emerged as the top team (if they can beat the University of Arkansas in tomorrow’s SEC championship game) in a conference with five teams currently in the top 16 of the BCS rankings, as the most deserving team to face the Buckeyes in the title game.

p. But deciding between these three qualified teams — none of whom have played each other head to head this season — is next to impossible. So, as we seem to do with everything else in this day and age, we’ve left the decision up to a computer. It is this very system that is the subject of this column.

p. It’s time we dropped the BCS computer system altogether. Nobody likes it. Anybody who says that he does is just saying so to get attention. Think of it as the sports equivalent of someone who pronounces tomato, “to-mah-to.” Who do these people think they are? They clearly only want attention. Unless of course they’re British, in which case they probably don’t know much about the BCS anyway, because to them, football actually means soccer. But I digress. As it has been for a while now, it’s time college football switches to a playoff system.

p. Before I lay out my plan, it’s important for me to note that this is by no means a completely original creation, but rather something that draws on the countless ideas I’ve heard over the years regarding a college football playoff system, including some ideas of my own. So without any further ado, here’s my three-step plan:

p. 1.) Abolish the BCS ranking system. Form a committee, just like college basketball has for its tournament, that will select the most deserving eight teams in the country and seed them accordingly, numbers one through eight. There will be no automatic bids to the playoffs for winning one’s conference (although the committee should take that into account). By keeping the playoffs to eight teams, this will only extend the playoff team’s seasons by two games at the most and will give only the most deserving teams a shot at the title. Also, the committee members would be required to have seen every game — or, if that proves not to be feasible, an equal number of games — of each team that is being considered for the playoffs. As it stands now, both the AP and Coaches’ Polls — which play major roles in the BCS standings — include the votes of many people who have not seen many games or have much knowledge of the teams involved. This creates an unfair media influence over the polls. For example, if a coach hasn’t seen much of either USC or Michigan and he hears ESPN’s Kirk Herbstreit rant about how impressive USC was in their victory over the University of Notre Dame and how they now deserve to be in the national title game (which he did, just one week after saying Michigan deserved to be there), are you telling me that the coach’s vote will not be influenced by that?

p. 2.) Once the matchups are assigned (the one seed would play the eight seed, the second the seventh, and so on), the first round will take place on or around Dec. 24, depending on what days of the week the dates fall. The winners of the first round will play in semifinal games on New Year’s Day, and the final game will be held on or around Jan. 8 (again, depending on the calendar). By keeping this schedule, it reduces the layoff for some of the top-ranked teams by two weeks and will ensure two marquis matchups on New Year’s Day, in keeping with tradition.

p. 3.) Keep all the other bowl games as they are. The playoffs can just be seen as their own separate entity. The NCAA can pitch the idea to the major bowls (i.e. Rose, Sugar, etc.) of sponsoring the playoff games, but if not, then the rest of the bowls can select any bowl-eligible team they choose outside of the eight playoff teams. As much as I’d like to see some of the lesser bowls eliminated (although how would my life be complete without the PapaJohns.com Bowl?), there’s too much money involved to think that this could realistically happen.

p. That’s all I’ve got. My plan probably has plenty of flaws, but there’s one thing I am sure of: the BCS system must be changed. Playoffs are the only real answer, as they will ensure an undisputed national champion. The most common argument against a playoff system is that there is so much money being made off the system as it currently operates. But if the NCAA can’t make money off of a product as attractive as college football playoffs, then maybe (and this is something I’m sure the NCAA hasn’t considered) they shouldn’t be in the business of making money.

p. __Jeff Dooley is the assistant sports editor for The Flat Hat. He finds the Bowl Championship Series both hostile and abusive.__

SA advocates changes to the Judicial Code

The Student Assembly passed bills at Tuesday’s meeting advocating changes to the judicial code, a bill to install a compost tumbler outside the Commons, a bill to create cards telling students what their Resident Assistants can and cannot do and a bill to remove the Stolen ID fee.

p. The first bill, the Judicial Code Reformation Act, which passed 15-4-1, proposes a series of changes to the student Judicial Code. The bill does not authorize any changes to be made, but calls for a student referendum to be held during the March 2007 General Election.

p. The bill was sponsored by Sen. Will Coggin, a senior, and co-sponsored by Sen. Joe Luppino-Espositio, a junior, Senators Matt Beato, Zach Pilchen and Sean Sheppard, sophomores, and Sen. Scott Morris, a freshman. There were two key provisions discussed on the floor. The first suggested changing the burden of proof used in judicial hearings from “clear and convincing evidence” to “beyond reasonable doubt.”

p. Coggin expressed that this was necessary in order to ensure that students were given a fair trial process.

p. “I feel like too many students feel guilty until they are proven innocent,” he said.

p. Dean of Students Patrica Volp said that it is not uncommon for schools across the country to require “clear and convincing evidence.”

p. “One thing that is important; we don’t send students to jail,” she said. “One of the most serious reasons courts use beyond a reasonable doubt is because they can send people to jail.”

p. The bill was amended to include the stipulation that if evidence was required beyond reasonable doubt, the “College must establish the evidence using the necessary investigating measures.”

p. Another key provision that was passed was a suggestion to change the judicial council selection process to resemble the honor council process. Currently, judicial council members are selected through an application reviewed by staff. The bill proposes that judicial council members are selected by a student vote, the same as the honor council.

p. While the referendum does not take place until March, the sponsors of the bill felt strongly about the proposals.

p. “The whole system is set up as Alice and Wonderland and that absurd trial she goes to,” Pilchen said.
The Campus Composting Act passed through the SA 20-1-0. The bill, sponsored by Pilchen, appropriates $550 from the Student Activities Consolidated Reserve Account to the Student Environmental Action Coalition to purchase a compost tumbler that will be put outside the Commons. The tumbler will use selected leftovers from the Commons and the Marketplace to create compost. According to Pilchen and SEAC members, the tumbler will save the campus money because the gardening staff will no have to buy fertilizer. The fertilizer made will be used in the garden outside of the Commons.

p. The SA also passed the Know Your Rights Act, 19-0-0, which was sponsored by Sen. Scott Fitzgerald, a senior, and Senators Plichen and Sheppard. The bill appropriates $265 from the student activities consolidated reserves to the College American Civil Liberties Union chapter to purchase 7,500 “Know Your Rights in a Residence Hall” cards.

p. The cards, to be distributed through student mail, have a list of information about what RAs can and cannot do.

p. The SA passed a provision of the Auxiliary Services Mutual Cooperation Act, sponsored by Sen. Andrew Blasi, a freshman. The bill, which passed 11-7-0, allocates $686 from the consolidated reserves to remove the $5 Stolen ID fee during the 2006 to 2007 and 2007 to 2008 fiscal years.

Season finale spoiled as Richmond defeats Tribe, 31-14

Constant pressure from the University of Richmond’s energized defense, coupled with their youthful quarterback’s speed and precision, helped lead the Spiders to a decisive 31-14 victory over the Tribe Nov. 18. With the loss, the College fell to 3-8, their worst finish in 23 years.

p. Entering the game, senior running back Elijah Brooks stood just 88 yards away from the 1,000-yard mark for his season. The situation was eerily similar to last year, when Brooks entered the final week needing only 57 yards for 1,000. He fell short in 2005, and would come up shy again as he succumbed to an ankle injury midway through the second quarter, leaving the field with just six carries totaling 19 yards.

p. “Elijah had a bad ankle going in. He hurt it last week and didn’t practice at all this week. He went as long as he could, but he got it twisted or turned or something again and that was it,” Tribe Head Coach Jimmye Laycock said. “I didn’t even think about getting the yardage. I’m just thinking about him not being able to finish up his last game his senior year. Here is a guy who has laid it on the line and really played hard his whole career. I really felt bad for him.”

p. Brooks’ stellar career at the College came to a close with a total of 2,536 rushing yards, enough to put him sixth on the school’s all-time rush list. Sophomore rusher DeBrian Holmes took over the tailback duties in Brooks’ absence, but struggled for negative 3 yards against a strong Richmond defensive effort.

p. “It is as well as we have played in a long time,” Richmond Head Coach Dave Clawson said. “Our defense stepped up and played the way that they are capable of playing. We made some plays in the passing game. We didn’t turn the football over; we created turnovers. We won the field possession battle. We did things that a good football team should do.”

p. Laycock, whose career mark against Richmond moved to 19-8, echoed Clawson’s statement.

p. “I thought Richmond played real well. I don’t see why they’re not in the playoffs. If they play like that, they won’t lose anything,” Laycock said.

p. The Tribe came out sharp, forcing consecutive three-and-outs for the Spider offense and setting up a field goal attempt at the Richmond 20-yard line. But the field goal was blocked and the Tribe would not mount another impressive drive until the fourth quarter, when the game was out of reach.

p. Richmond finally broke through on their third possession as redshirt freshman quarterback Eric Ward completed two third-down conversions including a 20-yard pass on third and 20 from the Tribe 46-yard line. Still reeling from the unexpected first down, the Tribe defense was fooled two plays later by a halfback pass that went 24 yards for the first score of the game.

p. The touchdown would open the floodgates, as the next three Richmond possessions resulted in two touchdowns and a field goal while time expired in the first half. When the dust settled, Richmond had put together 218 yards of total offense and 24 points in just over 16 minutes.

p. While Ward was able to move the ball effectively against the College’s defense, junior Tribe quarterback Mike Potts struggled to get anything going against Richmond. Potts continued to regress from an impressive performance two weeks prior against Towson, finishing the day with only six completed passes for 40 yards and two interceptions.

p. “[The Richmond defense] got a lot of pressure on [Potts],” Laycock said. “They were twisting a little bit in there. They were in his face. He really didn’t have much time to sit there and go through a progression and read the defense. He was forced to go with his first look and take it.”

p. Nearing the end of the third quarter with the Tribe still trailing 24-0, Laycock replaced Potts with sophomore Jake Phillips. Phillips breathed life into the offense by passing for 107 yards and a touchdown, in addition to rushing for another score after the Tribe recovered an onside kick with six minutes to play.

p. In the end, Phillips’ effort was not nearly enough, as the book closed on a disappointing season for the Tribe. However, Laycock used the fourth quarter rally as an example of the hard work and resilience his team has shown throughout the season.

p. “I told the players, I don’t like the results, but I don’t fault their effort and I don’t fault their attitude,” Laycock said. “That’s the one thing about this year — the players have hung in there, they have never had a bad attitude about things. They try hard, sometimes things don’t go their way, but give them credit for that.”

Women’s basketball defeats Virginia Tech, 64-41

The women’s basketball team improved its overall record to 4-2 after going 3-1 in its last four contests. The Tribe won its first pair of games against the University of North Texas (64-58) and Longwood University (70-27) before falling to High Point University 62-74 Sunday. The College redeemed itself Tuesday night, however, by defeating Virginia Tech 64-41, marking the program’s first win over an ACC opponent in its Division I history.

p. Junior Devin James led the College against Virginia Tech with a career-high 26 points, while defensive efforts played a key factor as junior forward Kyra Kaylor totaled a game-high 11 rebounds and freshman Tiffany Benson recorded four blocked shots. As usual, scoring was gradual in the beginning of the first half. However, The Tribe broke open the game with a 14-point run to gain a 20-7 lead over the Hokies. After freshman guard Robyn Barton’s three-pointer, the College held a 19-point advantage with less than three minutes remaining in the first half. The Tribe doubled Tech’s points by the end of the first, holding a 34-17 lead going into the second half.

p. Although the Hokies made an 8-2 run after halftime, sophomore guard Dani Kell’s three-pointer slowed them down, giving the Tribe a 38-25 advantage with 16:15 remaining. Tech proceeded to cut the margin to five points after making another eight-point run. The College countered the attack by scoring 13 unanswered points, holding a 51-33 lead with 8:32 left on the clock. With a pair of threes from James and six points off free throws down the stretch, the Tribe secured a 23-point victory over the Hokies.

p. The Tribe’s home opener against North Texas was a hard-fought battle. The Tribe got off to a quick start, making a 9-0 run in the beginning of the first half and forcing a Mean Green timeout at the 15:55-minute mark. Although its lead never extended to double digits, the College maintained control of its opponent for the majority of the half. At the seven-minute mark, however, North Texas cut the margin to just two points. After several missed shots by both teams, the College walked into the locker room with a 27-24 advantage.

p. Senior guard Sarah Stroh opened the scoring in the second half with a three-pointer to put the Tribe ahead by six. The Mean Green did not give in, however, going on a six-point run to tie the game at 30. The two teams exchanged baskets, and North Texas took a 42-40 lead, its only lead of the game, with 10:44 remaining. In the next two minutes, the Tribe made another 10-0 run, with eight of its points coming from Kell.

p. The College seemed to be at ease after Barton sank a three-pointer to give the Tribe a 58-48 lead, but it wasn’t over yet. The Mean Green responded with an 8-1 run, cutting the Tribe’s lead to three points with only 1:19 left in the game. A pair of free throws by sophomore guard Courtney Portell and a combined four points by Stroh and Kell in the final minute helped secure a final 64-58 victory for the Tribe.

p. The Tribe’s next triumph was especially impressive as the College crushed Longwood 70-27. Not only was this the Tribe’s first victory with a margin of over 40 points since 1993, but Kaylor recorded the 1,000th point of her career, becoming the 11th women’s basketball player in Tribe history to do so.

p. Scoring started out slowly for both teams as the Tribe held a 4-3 advantage at the 16:12 mark. After putting a half-court trapping defense into effect, however, the College scored 13 unanswered points and proceeded to make another 10-0 run to end the first half. With a 34-11 cushion going into the second half, the Tribe never looked back. The College finished the contest with a 50-24 advantage on the boards, and it shot 49.1 percent from the field. Freshman Tiffany Benson added 11 points, and six other players scored at least five points apiece.

p. Despite career-high points from both Kell (26) and Barton (16), the Tribe could not conquer High Point. The Panthers first took the lead by way of a 9-1 run; however, the Tribe responded with 10 unanswered points to give the College a 25-20 advantage at the 8:02 minute mark. The Tribe stayed on top until the last 30 seconds of the first, when it gave up back-to-back baskets, causing the College to trail 37-34 going into the locker room.

p. In the second half, Kaylor opened up scoring with a three-pointer, but High Point answered with a 12-0 run. The College was unable to cut the margin significantly thereafter, as it was defeated by a score of 62-74.

p. The Tribe will host its CAA opener against Towson University Sunday at Kaplan Arena at 2 p.m.

Letters to the Editor

**Copy editing errors**
**To the Editor:**

p. As an alumna of the College, I was extremely excited to be able to visit the campus on Nov. 11 for the first time in five years with some old college friends. We enjoyed reminiscing and walking through campus and enjoyed the beauty of the College in the fall.

p. While there, we picked up the Nov. 10 edition of The Flat Hat. I had been following the controversy regarding the removal of the cross from the Wren Chapel and eagerly turned to the Letters to the Editor section. Imagine my surprise when the first heading of the first letter read: “Seperation of church and state.” I was flabbergasted that the misspelled word made it to copy. Misspelling separation looks, at worst, uneducated, and, at best, sloppy. I also found another typo in the staff editorial section: the word “unfriednly.”

p. I have yet to finish reading the paper, so there may be more mistakes like these. Is there a copy editor at The Flat Hat? I know that The Flat Hat can do a better job than this.

p. **__— Meredith Johnson, ’91__**

**Stand up to the NCAA**
**To the Editor:**

p. President Nichol, the issue surrounding the Tribe name and logo boils down to two major points:

p. First, the decision by the NCAA is inconsistent, arbitrary and, on the whole, without merit (and, if my sources are correct, the decision was rendered summarily without explanation or justification).

p. Second, despite this inconsistent and arbitrary decision, the leadership of the College has decided to accede to the demands of this decision of an unaccountable authority, primarily for reasons of practicality and political expedience.

p. As I reflect on your Oct. 10 letter, I pause to consider the message the decision sends to me, as an alumnus of the College, the lesson it teaches to the students of the College, who will become the leaders and decision makers of tomorrow, and the message it sends to student athletes, who work hard to represent the College on the athletic field as genuine student-athletes. It is not a message or lesson I am proud of.

p. About 230 years ago, a group of Americans, including several alumni of the College, wrestled with the implications of the arbitrary and meritless decisions of an unaccountable authority. Fortunately, for the generations of Americans who followed them, these brave alumni chose to do the right and honorable thing: to pursue justice, even to the point of going to war against the oppressors, despite the long odds and the political and economic cost. I thank all that is good and just in the world that those courageous and principled alumni came to a decision different from the one you and the rest of the leadership at the College came to in this case. The United States and, arguably, much of the western world have immeasurably benefited from that decision in 1776 and the principles it represented — indeed the highest ideals of human progress, achievement, service and dignity.

p. More recently, the NCAA held a stranglehold on and dictated the contractual terms for broadcast rights of NCAA-sanctioned athletic competition, with very little or no consideration for the institutions engaged in the competition. Under the same threat of foreclosure, no academic institution dared challenge the authority of the NCAA dictatorship. No one, that is, until a few universities, with their own proud heritage of producing a combination of scholastic and athletic excellence, recognized the unjust usurpation of the valuable athletic franchise and decided to stand up to the oppression and challenge the arrogance. Today, member institutions of the NCAA have much more latitude in negotiating their valuable broadcast rights and are immeasurably better off because a few institutions chose to stand up and do the right thing.

p. Regardless of the stakes involved, be it the fate of an independent nation, the fate of basic contract rights or the fate of an athletic symbol, the principle is the same: standing up to tyranny and the pursuit of justice is the right thing to do, even when doing so requires commitment and sacrifice. That is the message and lesson the College should be supporting.

p. I understand that, as the administrators of the College, you have many constituencies to serve and that decisions, such as those cited in your letter, are not taken lightly nor are they made without considerable reflection, discussion and debate. However, despite the fact that the decision was made with great effort and consideration, it does not mean it was the right one. I hope, at some point, you and the Board of Visitors will reconsider and choose to stand up to this abusive and unjust exercise of authority and practice what you preach as the hallmarks of the College.

p. **__— Kevin Krizman, MBA ’92__**


**A message from the Grinch**
**To the Editor:**

p. President Nichol, I write (in the voice of your proud mentor, the Grinch) to congratulate you on your recent achievement. Removing the cross from the Wren Chapel is perhaps your greatest maneuver as president thus far. I’m proud of you beyond expression. However, I believe there is room for even more improvement. I must admit, when I first met you at the Winter Celebration, I didn’t think you had it in you to truly live up to my expectations.

p. Why stop with the cross, President Nichol? May I suggest taking further steps and also remove the coat of arms hanging in the Chapel? They clearly represent the absolute and tyrannical rule of English monarchs this country fought so hard to defeat. It is a disgrace, and offensive to my American heritage, to have this symbol of monarchial rule hanging in our Chapel. While I am at it, on my last tour of the school, I noticed paintings of past college presidents and various leaders who were, no doubt, supporters of slavery. It is shameful for our school to be showcasing these white supremacists as great heroes of our college. Along with the coat of arms, they represent the disgraceful past of our country.

p. Now that I think about it, the Brafferton should also be removed from our campus. Each brick sends to the community the message of white supremacy and enslavement of Native Americans. We are certainly cheating ourselves of the College’s proud past by continually reminding ourselves of its mistakes.

p. In fact, President Nichol, you have your work cut out for you. All of the statues of Thomas Jefferson, James Blair, Lord Botetourt and the like should be replaced with statues of androgynous purple people (purple so as not to offend people of any color). Oh, and may I suggest one more change. The name of the College itself further suggests monarchial tyranny and opposes all of what America stands for. Perhaps a more appropriate name, such as The College of “We’re All So Special and Important,” is in order.
Best wishes, President Nichol. You’re on the right track and I look forward to finally seeing this school fulfill its potential of being the number one “Most Progressive Small Liberal Arts College in America.” Don’t lose hope. I’ve taught you well and I’m sure you’ll one day be remembered as the President who stole Tribe spirit.

p. **__— Elizabeth Bowman, ’07__**

**Web site lacks creativity**
**To the Editor:**

p. I note with encouragement that The Flat Hat has refreshed its website’s design. However, I must point out that as an avid reader of The New York Times that I found a disquieting similarity between The Flat Hat’s new web design (flathatnews.com) and The New York Times’ current offering (nytimes.com). Web design is an art form that lends itself to creative inspiration and limited sampling, and taking inspiration from an existing design is certainly the sincerest flattery. I am a professional graphic and web designer, and I can attest to this process. That said, I feel that the web designers at The Flat Hat should be careful to take a little less inspiration and use a little more creativity in their design process. The line between duplication and imitation is a fuzzy one. Plagiarism isn’t limited to the written word.

p. **__— Michael Weissberger, ’05__**