Archive for Emily Gardner

Confusion Corner: The Last Rant, Swem Computer Courtesy

Confusion Corner: The Last Rant, Swem Computer Courtesy

Posted On: April 17, 2017

Alas, we must part with such sweet sorrow, as this is my terminal Confusion Corner article. This is [...]

Confusion Corner: A PSA on the “cult” mentality

Confusion Corner: A PSA on the “cult” mentality

Posted On: April 03, 2017

A Public Service Announcement from the Dean of Student Affairs: It has come to our attention that, after [...]

Confusion Corner: The Suffering Heuristic

Confusion Corner: The Suffering Heuristic

Posted On: March 20, 2017

Heuristics, as my brilliant and sexy audience may know, are algorithmic rules used by our brains to make [...]

Confusion Corner: Big problems with tiny houses

Confusion Corner: Big problems with tiny houses

Posted On: February 27, 2017

Tiny houses are just pretentious trailer homes for hipsters who are too busy touring microbreweries and making their [...]

Confusion Corner: All the Single Ladies

Confusion Corner: All the Single Ladies

Posted On: February 12, 2017

Every time I walk into a grocery store in the month of February, I am overwhelmed with the [...]

Confusion Corner: Why so blue?

Confusion Corner: Why so blue?

Posted On: January 30, 2017

You may have noticed some strange changes in your liberal friends lately. Perhaps they have more erratic sleep [...]

Confusion Corner: New Year, New Mentality

Confusion Corner: New Year, New Mentality

Posted On: January 24, 2017

This time of year is always a heart-warming testimony to the upper bounds of human hope and naivety, [...]

Confusion Corner: A guide to coming out this holiday season

Confusion Corner: A guide to coming out this holiday season

Posted On: November 14, 2016

I’ve pulled out my sexy long johns and pumpkin is the lingering artificial tang gracing everyone’s lips; the [...]

Confusion Corner: Fight the Fall Funk

Confusion Corner: Fight the Fall Funk

Posted On: October 31, 2016

Guys, it’s not October anymore, and I’m starting to feel the cold creeping in. And it’s not a [...]

Confusion Corner: The spookiest part of Halloween is choosing a costume

Confusion Corner: The spookiest part of Halloween is choosing a costume

Posted On: October 17, 2016

I have to apologize that this column is of a disappointingly lower quality than my last one, but [...]