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Arianna (she/her) is from Richmond, Virginia, and is majoring in creative writing and production while minoring in innovation and entrepreneurship. She produces both Fuzzy and Bits and Pieces for the paper, and hopes to collaborate with more writers. She’s a huge foodie and loves the color red.

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