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Letter to the Editor: Aid to Haiti continues

In a March 14 editorial “Aid Japan, responsibly,” The Flat Hat compared student responses to the recent tsunami in Japan with those to last January’s Haitian earthquake, suggesting a more efficient direction for aspiring aid. We at William and Mary Supports Haiti also believe students should actively engage with global events through their local philanthropic efforts. Unfortunately, the article made a couple errors of assumption.

First, Japan and Haiti are two distinct nations with wildly dissimilar disaster responses. While Japan is a prosperous G8 country with an established capacity for relief, Haiti was — and remains — the poorest nation in the Western Hemisphere with political instability crippling any semblance of effective governance. Every life lost is a tragedy in itself, but Haiti suffered 12 times current casualty estimates in Japan: 230,000 (11.5 percent of population) to 18,000 (.0014 percent of population). Together, the record earthquake and thin response created a catastrophe unlike anything in our generation. That’s why the student network of WMSH has remained committed to Haitian reconstruction, even as the American media moves on.
Since Haiti’s government lacks sufficient relief resources, a surfeit of global NGO’s have swamped the region, arguably robbing the Haitian people of their rightful democratic participation. Seeing this occur last spring, WMSH channeled all campus donations to two rural Haitian-run institutions, with $3,000 to reconstructing the University of Fondwa, and $668.11 to Sonje Ayiti (a community organization teaching ESL and cholera prevention). What’s more, we have continued to fundraise this year, reconstituting as an official on-campus organization to raise over $300 for our Haitian partners.

WMSH has not disbanded, and certainly we hope to be more than “rarely heard from” as we follow through on our long-term commitment. In fact, through WMSH (along with Haiti Compact and Catholic Campus Ministries mission trips), we hope students will continue to eagerly learn about the country, for both its plight and its rich cultural history. We encourage similar student efforts for Japan to look past the photos and into the unique underlying situation of its people, thus enabling an adaptive, educated, sustained and compassionate approach to all relief.

More information needed in order to make SA elections successful

I will be the first to admit that I am not overly educated regarding politics here on campus. It is easy to become wrapped up in your own life at the College of William and Mary — classes, activities, social life and everything else can really distract students from what is going on with the Student Assembly. That being said, I made sure to vote in the recent elections. After all, I have always held to the opinion that you cannot complain about what decisions are made if you didn’t partake in the voting process. Although I participated in all sections of the voting, to me the most important aspect were the referendums on the ballot this year.

I liked that I had the chance to directly vote on referendums concerning STI testing and gender-neutral housing, because I often feel that students become distanced from decisions made due to the lack of direct voting. Obviously, it would be impossible for all students to directly vote on all issues, but I appreciated the chance to influence the outcome of the two referendum votes. It was also reassuring to see the results of the vote, with both referendums receiving above 80 percent of the votes. This signifies to me that students have similar views on these issues, and it’s nice to know that our campus supports both STI testing and the option for gender-neutral housing. I congratulate the student body for passing these two referendums.

What was most frustrating for me, however, was the lack of candidates — specifically for my class, 2013. I was disappointed to see that several offices had only one person running. I am sure these candidates are qualified and will do a great job, but a lack of choice always concerns me, especially in an election. Without competition, I believe the candidates have less incentive to determine the student body wants and needs and to fulfill those through their decisions. I realize write-in votes were an option, but realistically it would be very hard for a write-in candidate to compete with someone officially on the ballot. In the future, I hope to see more students breaking into politics on campus and taking a chance by running for office. Increased diversity in ideas and opinions and more competition for offices will only make our elected bodies more helpful to students.

As I mentioned, I was not very aware of the candidates’ campaigns at all going into this year’s elections. Therefore, I was relying primarily on the short statements included on the ballot for each candidate. I admit it is up to voters to be educated and informed about all candidates in order to make a truly informed decision. However, I think it would be helpful to include more than simply the short paragraphs. While these perhaps were meant to give insight into the overall personality and views of the candidate, not all of them actually outlined the positions of the candidate. This made voting more confusing because it was harder to compare between candidates. Realistically, many students have not paid close attention to the campaigns leading up to elections, so I think it would benefit all candidates and the election as a whole to include more pertinent information about each student running. This could still be set up as a separate link, so that it would not burden the ballot with extra information that some students wouldn’t want to see. I have to say that although I voted, I was not overly confident in my vote in several cases simply because I could not glean much real information from the short blurbs included on the ballot.

There is no excuse as to why all students on campus should not have cast votes and involve themselves in the political process on campus, which I think is very important. The more people that get involved, the better our SA will be able to align its goals with students and understand what the campus really needs and wants.

Redistricting provides political equality

As a member of the College of William and Mary’s Redistricting Team, I would like to counter a couple of potentially misleading points concerning Virginia’s upcoming redistricting session made in the March 22 op-ed “Redrawing the lines.” Throughout the piece, points were made about the negative effects of political manipulation on school districts, centrist voters and community bonds through redistricting. It is right to mention and object to these maladies, but such evils of the political system are not the result of redistricting per se; rather, they are the perverse form of redistricting known as gerrymandering.

The practice of gerrymandering, exemplified by Patrick Henry’s attempt to have James Madison drawn out of his own Virginia district, received its name from 19th century Massachusetts Governor Elbrige Gerry and has since taken on many nefarious tendencies. Using census data, an incumbent’s opposing voters can be packed into a single district in order to minimize their overall power, or they can be dispersed across districts so they are unable to constitute a majority anywhere. In the spirit of the bipartisanship we all love, incumbents from both parties can consolidate their bases to create universally safe and uncompetitive elections. Prior to — and, some would argue, after — the Voting Rights Act of 1965, these same tactics could be used to suppress a racial minority’s political power. The advancement in mapping technologies has only exacerbated they ability of gerrymandering to delineate districts that already look something like flattened squirrels.

Given this, citizens should be skeptic when approaching this year’s round of redistricting in Virginia and throughout the United States, but one should also remember redistricting is a necessity and has the power to correct the same evils it can cause. The implication made by last week’s article that redistricting should somehow be avoided is a tremendous blow to democracy. Population shifts and growth necessitate the redrawing and reallocating of districts if we are to have one vote per person in our state legislatures and the House of Representatives. If Congressman A represents 400,000 fewer people than Congressman B, the former can be influenced by more and more consolidated interests. The incentive to vote also becomes skewed between districts. Simply put, maintaining equal representation demands redistricting.
More and more states are also opting to have independent commissions — not legislators — draw the legislative maps. Alhough Virginia and other southern states have historically been the most guilty of gerrymandering, even Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell has appointed a bipartisan commission to recommend new legislative maps that avoid political considerations. I’m proud to say the teams from the College’s government department and the Marshall-Wythe School of Law teams, after spending spring break on the beach with precinct charts and census blocks, won divisions of a statewide collegiate competition and created a State Senate map which Delegate Robert Brink (D-Arlington) plans to introduce in the upcoming legislative session.

Redistricting projects like this have the ability to correct burdensome school district breakups, to empower racial minorities, to respect county and city boundaries, and to increase competitiveness, all while maintaining the democratic necessity of equal-population districts. Through open-access mapping software, more and more citizens are able to create their own maps, submit suggestions to their legislators and most importantly, prove that legislators, are not the only ones endowed with an expertise in mapmaking. The people from all walks of life, including extracurricular clubs at the College, partaking in the redistributing process should be celebrated, not bemoaned.

It is a fact of democratic life that redistricting will and should happen. It is a complex, contentious process often ending in representatives choosing their voters instead of vice versa. I encourage all who are interested to contact their state legislators and remind them that redistricting is no longer a closed-door process. As with all democratic issues, redistricting is best improved when citizens become more active in the process, not when they dismiss it.

Knowing your rights

This week, the Student Assembly, Young Democrats and College Republicans have joined together to host a week of events constructed to help students better understand the rights they have here at the College of William and Mary and in the City of Williamsburg. More specifically, the goal of these campus-wide events is to inform students about regulations of which they may not be aware and to help students understand the consequences of violating the law.

These events, most of which are set-up as forums, will touch on issues such as the College’s drug, alcohol and sexual harassment policies. Sanctions against those found responsible for such violations will also be discussed. It is not only important for students to be informed about the conduct code, but to also know the possible repercussions for violations. Better knowledge of the code may help prevent future violations, and knowing the consequences could also be a deterrent for unsafe or foolish actions. Students should also understand what happens when a student is accused of a violation, including what resources are available, what hearing options are accessible and how the process fits in with the College’s community of trust.

Discussions will also focus on laws in the City of Williamsburg. Many students live off campus, and this week provides a chance for them to learn the city’s laws, which sometimes differ from College policy. It is important to realize that a violation of Williamsburg law is a criminal offense.

We urge students to attend these events and to become informed about their communities’ laws. It is a chance to learn about the values most important to the College and Williamsburg area. It is a chance for students to understand why some regulations exist and what their rights are while living here at the College and in the surrounding community.

Government department wins College redistricting competition

Teams from the Marshall-Wythe School of Law and the College of William and Mary’s department of government won top prizes in a competition to redraw Virginia’s district lines at the Library of Virginia in Richmond on Tuesday.

Fifteen teams representing twelve Virginia universities took part in the Virginia Redistricting Competition, which tasked the contenders with drawing new district lines for the U.S. House of Representatives, the Virginia House of Delegates and the Senate of Virginia as alternatives to district proposals currently being debated in the General Assembly.

“It was important for the students to gain experience as to the process of redistricting and the means by which people are elected, and it was important in a public sense to show people that there are many ways to construct congressional districts that don’t need the political aspects that are often involved,” government professor and department chair John McGlennon, one of the team’s faculty sponsors, said.

Redistricting is the process of redrawing electoral districts to reflect changes in population growth patterns, as identified by the decennial Census. In Virginia, this responsibility is designated to the legislature and historically has been completed by the political party in power.

According to the Wason Center for Public Policy at Christopher Newport University, this process has increased gerrymandering, allowed political parties to increase their majorities, limited competition and caused partisan gridlock.

Using population data collected by the 2010 Census, student teams submitted maps that proposed new boundaries for Virginia’s 11 congressional districts, 100 state House districts and 40 state Senate districts. Teams produced for each body a redistricting plan with a map and a narrative explanation of their methodology.

“These students worked hard to craft a plan which met the objectives of a fair, sensible plan of representation,” McGlennon said. “They collaborated with incredible focus and on a very tight time schedule against tough competition. I helped figure out what to do with the maps, but they drew the maps, and they wrote the narrative explaining why they drew what they did. The undergraduate team won $1,500, which I think is planned as a scholarship for the students.”

The competition was judged by Dr. Thomas Mann of the Brookings Institution and Dr. Norman Ornstein of the American Enterprise Institute.

“These student groups showed that it is possible to balance many desirable features to create much better districts than the politicians manage to do on their own,” Ornstein said in a press release. “The competition, and the plans it produced, are a model for other states to follow.”

The competition had two divisions. Division 1 addressed the criteria of contiguity, equipopulation, the federal Voting Rights Act, communities of interest that are respectful of existing political subdivisions, compactness, electoral competition, and representational fairness. Division 2 addressed the same criteria, but was prohibited from taking electoral competition and representational fairness into account.

The College won first place in the State Senate Maps, Division 2, winning $1,500. The law school team won first place in the Congressional Maps, Division 2 and second place in the State Senate Maps, Division 1, winning a total of $1,750.

Delegate Bob Brink (D-48) has also officially put the College’s Senate map forward for consideration by the full House of Delegates.

“The Virginia college student teams have produced a number of attractive redistricting plans without bending to the interests of incumbent officeholders,” Mann said in a press release. “They have shown the way for the public to participate in a crucial task of our democracy heretofore dominated by insiders.”

The best maps will be considered by the Independent Bipartisan Advisory Commission on Redistricting appointed by Virginia Governor Bob McDonnell.

Sadeghian ’12 wins SA election

Kaveh Sadeghian ’12 and Molly Bulman ’12 won the Student Assembly presidential and vice presidential election Thursday.

Sadeghian and Bulman won the election with 56 percent of the vote, while runners up David Alpert ’13 and Tam Middleton ’14 took 41 percent of the vote. There were more votes cast for gender-neutral housing and STI testing referendums than for SA president. Both referendums passed by large majorities.

“I am so thankful to everyone who supported us, and [I am] relieved and excited to get started on everything,” Sadeghian said. “I am glad that with this election, continuity will be established in the sense that we will now be able to continue projects that we started last year. We will be able to hit the ground running.”

In regard to David Alpert, Sadeghian admired him for his resolve to run for SA president as a sophomore, and looked forward to talking with him to meld ideas.

Alpert was equally supportive of his opponents. He said he hopes Kaveh will adopt his stance on academic policy changes and govern with a strong voice of leadership. When discussing future involvement in the SA, Alpert said he needed to decompress first before making any more political decisions.

“I would like to congratulate Kaveh and Molly. We knew going into this it was going to be a tough campaign- to win going against an incumbent,” Alpert said. “We ran a campaign that was different from what the College usually sees. And I would have preferred a different result, but I think we did well, and I’m proud of how we came together.”

Over the past week, Sadeghian was accused of violating the “Bribery of a Voter” clause in the Student Assembly Code. As a result, the campaign was temporarily suspended for 48 hours. The decision was quickly overturned by the Student Assembly Review Board-less than 10 hours after the initial of the sanctions were handed down.

“I am so glad that Molly and I did not give in to the drama,” Sadeghian said. “We kept it relevant and stayed calm. This is a good taste of what next year has to be like.”

When discussing upcoming projects, Sadeghian made it clear he wants to start right away. He noted a fundraising campaign for the Diversity Department of initiatives. This initiative will create a reserve account that will provide anonymous support to students from low-income families. The first fundraising event will be, the “I am WM” 5K on April 10.

“Molly and I are ready to push for more tangible reforms,” Sadeghian said. “We want the SA to be more accessible to students.”

Transparency was another important pillar of Sadeghian’s platform. Before the end of the year, Sadeghian wants SA blogs to report both student feedback and meeting minutes. He also wants to publish SA reports from senate and executive meetings in addition to beginning to make the SA more accessible by publishing the newest information on upcoming reforms, specifically gender-neutral housing.

“I really want to look at the gender neutral referendum and report on how the Student Assembly is pushing that referendum through,” Sadeghian said.

In addition, Sadeghian plans to implement the HARK network before the end of the year. The HARK network is a student-based network that advertises events, textbook sales, carpools and jobs. Sadeghian believes the HARK network will increase student accessibility and interaction.

“By the first day of the next academic year, I want students to be able to use the HARK network,” Sadeghian said.

Sadeghian will also be working on a Williamsburg externship program, which will place a representative from the College within the local government as a more flexible and less political version of the Richmond internship program.

“We [are] already accepting applications for this program, and Kate Hoving, the Communications Director of Williamsburg, is going to help us direct the program,” Bulman said.

Additional results appear below:
Class of 2012
President— Stephanie McGuire
VP of Advocacy— Amanda Brazzel
Senators— Zach Marcus, Michael Wagner, Ben Huber (write-in), Joe Mehan (write-in)

Class of 2013
President— Tess DeAtley
VP of Advocacy— Morgan Dyson
VP of Social Affairs— Lemondre Watson
Treasurer— Logan Scott
Secretary— Alexis VeraCruz
Senators— Ryan McManus, Grace Colby, Noah Kim, Tyler Johnson

Class of 2014
President— Tony Hanagan
VP of Advocacy— Alex Comerford
VP of Social Affairs— Megan McCarthy
Treasurer— Brett Prestia
Secretary— Amanda Morrow
Senators— Chase Koontz, Matthew Paganussi, Dallen McNerney, John Woo

Honor Council—Class of 2013
KevIn Mahoney

LWC mural removed from terrace

On Friday March 18 administrators from, the College of William and Mary removed a student-made Living Wage Coalition mural from outside the Sadler Center. This was the first day the mural was displayed on campus.

“Students, workers and professors all painted a mural to show the community we love and the kind of community we want to have on campus,” LWC activist Maggie Rusolello ’12 said.

Assistant Vice President of Student Affairs Mark Constantine had the mural dismantled and told students that the mural could not be displayed anywhere on campus, even in pre-approved “Free-Speech Zones.”

According to Vice President of Student Affairs Ginger Ambler ’88,Ph.D. ’06, the reason that the mural was removed was that it was not in a space reserved for student protests. Additionally, the mural was stuck into the ground with metal poles, creating a safety violation. “The primary issue wasn’t the mural or message itself, it was that the mural was put in the ground with metal poles. We would have had the same issues with any other student organization,” Ambler said.

The LWC decided to petition what they saw as an abridgement of their right to speech by passing out flyers and talking to students. After the issue was made public, Constantine gave the LWC permission to display their banner in a pre-approved space.

The mural is currently displayed outside the Sadler Center. Every night the LWC removes it and puts it up the next morning.

The LWC believes that the administration removed the mural for reasons relating to their resistance to accommodate living wages. “We believe as tuition-paying students that we have the right to have an active say in what our campus looks like,” Rusolello said. “This is not just a issue of policy and we don’t believe this is an issue of displaying artwork on campus. But this is an issue that the College doesn’t want to be associated with because of the visible poverty on our campus.”

In contrast to the coalition’s view of the administrative, Ambler emphasized the high value the College places on free speech.

“We certainly value free speech,” Ambler said. “Student protests and speech are certainly a part of the college experience. We continue to be in open conversation with students about the issues they care about.”

The LWC protested the administration decision outside the Sir Christopher Wren Building Wednesday and Thursday during workers’ lunch breaks to take a stand for living wages and the administration’s restriction of their freedom of expression.

“Silencing the students is directly related to the workers being silenced,” Russolello said.

“Let’s do it!”

At 8:00 p.m. Thursday, the polls for the Student Assembly election were closed, and the College of William and Mary eagerly awaited the results. With the votes counted, Kaveh Sadeghian ’12 and Molly Bulman ’12 were named the College’s newest SA President and Vice President. Following a tough campaign, we congratulate them on their victory. As we go into next year, we hope both Sadeghian and Bulman remember the support they have from the College community and that they honor their campaign promises with this support in mind.

In the last few days, a campaign based on “no more petty politics” has put to the test the ideals and aspirations of their candidacy. The SA has been a culture of distrust and uncertainty, and it is our hope that Sadeghian and Bulman will be able to eliminate this atmosphere and to replace it with communication and compromise.

Sadeghian and Bulman campaigned on a platform based on more than just redefining the view of the SA.
There are plenty of other improvements we wish to see. For example, we would like to see a change in the Board of Visitors’ relation to the College. The BOV decides many things pertaining to the College — from the faculty to the budget to commencement speakers. Positions on the board are important and powerful. As president of the SA, Sadeghian will have a seat on the BOV, which means a direct vote from the students of the College. The position may seem like just a formality, but the ability to vote and make change presents a unique opportunity. As Sadeghian attends BOV meetings, he has the chance to affect College policy. We have faith he will relay student opinions to the BOV and show that students are invested in the College by conducting more surveys and obtaining more student responses as promised. We don’t just want our opinion to be heard: We want to see the BOV — and the school for that matter — making changes in line with student opinions.

In addition to uniting the student body and the BOV, we also want to see Sadeghian and Bulman unite undergraduate and graduate students. With his promises to get graduate students more representation in the SA, Sadeghian will have the opportunity to unify the two groups the College exists to serve. Kaveh’s creation of HARK — a website where student organizations can post online flyers and announcements — will also serve to unify campus. The website has university authentication and will launch this spring.

Another initiative on their platform was the implementation of a need-based scholarships. This scholarship will benefit students in low-income situations. Socio-economic status should not deter any student selected to be part of this community at the College. Sadeghian’s plan involves SA fundraising for an outside bank account controlled by the Office of Financial Aid, which would then allocate money to students in need. Students would be able to use this money for tuition, books and other various expenses. The College community values its students, and this is one campaign promise we want to see fulfilled.

Again, we wish Sadeghian and Bulman the best of luck as they step into their new roles in the coming months. Be proud of the accomplishments you have already achieved, and be proud that the student of the College selected you. Embrace this support, and remember to let the voices of students be heard, and to push for actions to be taken.

An Evening of Dance: Orchesis delivers inventive works

Watching the considerable display of flexibility and talent put on by Orchesis in Phi Beta Kappa Memorial Hall, the student-choreographed “An Evening of Dance,” does not, for me, merely evoke the images and moods expressed through the dancers’ movements. No, with all their bends and twirls, their running and leaping all over the stage, I felt I was instead looking at a mirror.

The reflection showed me, about a year ago. I was sitting in roughly the same place I was last night, viewing a similarly vibrant and impressive spectacle and slowly formulating a means of putting into words what I was witnessing. Stupidly, that me wrote about narratives. This me, the one writing now, would like to throttle that me, shouting something about incorrect standards and misinformed ideas of what modern dance should be. Since such trans-temporal beatings are currently impossible, a mea culpa in print will have to do.

That admission of poor judgment, however, comes at a price. In retrospect, last year’s “Evening of Dance” was a bold set of pieces, largely stunning in their scope and technical brilliance. There were a few moments where nothing inventive was being put on the stage, but those moments were too far apart and too infrequent to suggest any major flaws with the choreography or performance. This “Evening” does not, unfortunately, meet the unfairly-criticized excellence of 2010’s production, but not due to any particularly poor ideas, image, or numbers. Instead, a few exemplary pieces are performed side-by-side with others that don’t have quite the same life to them.

The works that are fresh and inventive, like Jaqueline Stykes’s ’12 piece “Intangible Realities,” an energetic tableau of yellow-suited figures separating and regrouping while demonstrating remarkable command at isolation work, are quite so. This is not to say the routines were not as striking didn’t have merit. To Orchesis’s credit, there wasn’t a time during which I felt what I was seeing wasn’t worthwhile. But in the face of Jenny Forloff’s ’11 piece “How Raven Stole the Sun,” a captivating creation of character and identity through choreography, or “Kusakililaku,” a breathtaking showcase of pure kineticism from Camille Mireku ’11, it’s difficult for some not to look derivative. The capstone of the “Evening” is, as always with Orchesis performances (with the bewildering exception of the “Oklahoma!” piece at last year’s “Dancevent”), the most invigoratingly unique. Lindsey Carroll ’11 puts the entire team through a series of imaginative routines that turn the stage into a flurry of activity as opposing groups mesh and clash in an allegorical struggle to the Israel-Palestine conflict. It isn’t perfectly articulated — only a few garbled audio clips tell the tale — but that’s hardly relevant when there is a world in motion before your eyes.

The technical crew also does admirable work in the production, adding atmosphere and depth to what are mostly already profound pieces. Light work by Elizabet Biggio ’11, Meg Hamilton, Nora Ives ’11 and Jeremy Owens ’12 is colorful and bright when appropriate, but also harsh and striking to accentuate sharp changes in the choreography.

Truly, the work done for this production is, overall, compelling. But the creativity of several numbers so obviously outshines the rest in a way that diminishes the peaks of the “Evening” and lessens their impact. Orchesis still possesses raw talent; it remains to be seen whether they continue to improve. If its members return to the dizzying heights of 2010’s “Evening,” however, I hope to be present in order to give them the approbation they so rightfully deserved.

“An Evening of Dance” will be performed Mar. 25-26 in PBK Hall. Tickets are $5 for students.

Confusion Corner: Senioritis leads to search for different, trivial education

I have recently become a very enthusiastic trivia player at the Green Leafe Cafe on Monday nights. This new obsession is due in part to my ever-increasing senioritis and my ever-decreasing lack of enthusiasm for schoolwork. But it is also due to the fact that trivia is just a fun activity to participate in. Although the cheese fries and beer don’t hurt either. I imagine most College of William and Mary students out there would second my thoughts regarding the merits of trivia games; the College is just that kind of school.

The ironic thing about trivia, though, is that it is nearly impossible to get better at it. There is no way to predict the topics or to memorize all of the possible minute details of life on which trivia thrives. Over the past several weeks of trivia, topics have included the games on the Price is Right, Beanie Baby names and acoustic cartoon theme songs, just to name a few. Now, I don’t know about you, but these are not areas of knowledge in which most normal people excel or consider themselves to be “pros.”

I attend trivia every week with a somewhat consistent group of smart and savvy friends. This semester, we want to place among the top trivia teams one week. So far, we have yet to come anywhere close to achieving this lofty goal. One particularly challenging week, we only managed to get a handful of questions right — out of 50 possible questions, if you absolutely must know. We have decided we have only two possible options for improving our chances of winning. One: Recruit, recruit, recruit. If you are interested, please contact me for a preliminary screening of random facts.

Two: Each of us will develop an arbitrary specialty of knowledge every week, in the hopes that they will come in handy. For example, one of my friends is learning the names for groups of animals for next week. So far she has covered groups of apes (a shrewdness), groups of buffalo (an obstinacy) and groups of kittens (an intrigue). If any of you readers out there happen to have any say in the Green Leafe trivia topics, please keep this in mind.

All of this trivia has brought back memories of childhood games of Trivial Pursuit with my family. I consider my family to be a relatively diverse group of people with an even more diverse knowledge of random, probably useless factoids. But when presented with Trivial Pursuit 1990s Edition, my family was stumped over and over again and flummoxed to the point that many of us questioned whether or not we actually lived through the elusive decade of the ’90s. Trivial Pursit has to be the single most obscure collection of questions known to man. When perusing some of the question cards from this era, however, I did find one gem: Question: “What did cleaning crews remove 600 pounds of from the Statue of Liberty in 1990?” Answer: See the end of this article.

I think the trouble with trivia is that it goes against everything we have learned thus far in college and in school in general. Very little of what I have learned in the classroom will ever come in handy in the wide world of trivia. Studying is essentially useless, and specializing in a single major merely makes your scope of random knowledge very narrow. If your goal is to become a trivia superstar, you must watch as many random television shows and movies and read as many bizarre books and articles as you can, talk with the widest variety of people you can find, and watch Jeopardy! like there is no tomorrow. Unfortunately, the college lifestyle is not terribly conducive to this, which is why I plan on graduating in May.

Answer: Chewing gum! Gross, but not hard to believe if you take the time to look under almost any classroom desk or table on this campus. Except, of course, those in Miller Hall.

__Emily Walker is a Flat Hat confusion corner columnist and apologizes for calling her friends by Beany Baby names lately. Contact Emily at ekwalker@email.wm.edu.__