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CAA Tournament Preview

The 2006-2007 CAA regular season saw the formation of three tiers within the conference: four at the top, four in the middle and four at the bottom. However, the stratification of the league does not clear a path for the top teams. Middle and bottom tier teams alike harbor dreams of dashing the NCAA tournament hopes of the league’s top members. With an automatic bid to the Big Dance awaiting the tournament champion, the 22nd CAA Tournament promises to be one of the most entertaining.

p. **The Top Four**

p. The conference’s four top teams — Virginia Commonwealth University, Old Dominion University, Hofstra University and Drexel University — distanced themselves from the rest of the league early on, proving their mettle with strong performances against non-conference opponents. Each of these four teams entertained at-large bid hopes during the season; however, it now appears that ODU and Drexel have the inside track over VCU and Hofstra due to their non-conference strengths of schedule.

p. 1. Virginia Commonwealth University (24-6 overall, 16-2 CAA)
A statistical juggernaut offensively — they lead the conference in scoring offense, scoring margin and field goal percentage — the Rams also force a league-high 16.2 turnovers a game. With three players averaging double figures in points, VCU’s deep backcourt, spearheaded by seniors B.A. Walker and Jesse Pellot-Rosa and sophomore Eric Maynor, provides much of the offense. The Rams’ full-court pressure defense also makes them a dangerous team, especially when playing in front of a home crowd in Richmond.

p. 2. Old Dominion University (23-7, 15-3)
The conference’s hottest team rides an 11-game winning streak into the tournament. A starting lineup filled with upperclassmen gives the Monarchs valuable tournament experience; moreover, the starters blend well together and provide a bevy of offensive options, both on the perimeter and in the paint.

p. 3. Hofstra University (22-8, 14-4)
Similar to VCU’s guard-oriented scheme, Hofstra relies heavily on its backcourt for its offensive production. Senior Loren Stokes and junior Antoine Agudio rank second and third respectively in the CAA for scoring average at 20.8 and 20.5 a piece.

p. 4. Drexel University (22-7, 13-5)
The most offensively challenged of the top teams, Drexel uses its defense to stay in games. The Dragons lead the league in field goal percentage defense, steals and blocks. They do have offensive weapons in junior center Frank Elegar who averages 15.5 points per game, and senior guard Dominick Mejia, who contributes 11.9 points a contest.

p. **The Middle Four**

p. The CAA’s middle four teams share very similar characteristics. Each experienced its share of stirring victories and disappointing losses en route to their middle-of-the-road finishes. These four teams, however, have the potential to upset any of the top four teams and make a run to the semifinals or beyond.

p. 5. Northeastern University (12-18, 9-9)
After starting CAA play 0-3, the Huskies turned things around just in time, winning four of their last five to capture the fifth seed. The emergence of freshman Matt Janning helped Northeastern climb in the standings. However, the Huskies rank 11th in both scoring offense and rebounding margin (they were out-rebounded in seven of their nine losses), both of which are concerns heading into the weekend.

p. 6. George Mason University (15-14, 9-9)
Last year’s media darling and NCAA Final Four participant is a different team this year. Junior returnees Will Thomas and Folarin Campbell provide the Patriots with a solid one-two punch; nevertheless, George Mason’s offense has struggled while their defense, which leads the league in scoring defense, has kept them in games.

p. 7. Towson University (14-16, 8-10)
Senior Gary Neal leads the league, averaging 25.6 points a game, but the Tigers only have one other significant scoring option in senior Dennard Abraham. However, Neal is more than capable of leading the Tigers to an upset or two.

p. 8. William and Mary (15-14, 8-10)
Although the Tribe has dropped three straight games, they have proven they can play with the CAA’s top teams, as evidenced by wins over Drexel and George Mason and close losses to Old Dominion and Hofstra.

p. “I think the tournament is wide open,” Head Coach Tony Shaver said following the Tribe’s 57-62 loss to ODU. “I think we’ll walk into Richmond with a lot of confidence.”

p. The CAA Tournament has traditionally been unkind to the Tribe, as the College has compiled a 3-21 record over the tournament’s 21-year history. However, the 2006-2007 edition of Tribe basketball has shown signs that a one-and-done trip in this year’s tournament is unlikely. The College captured eight regular season CAA victories and is in position to finish above .500 for the first time since the 1997-1998 campaign.

p. Senior Adam Payton has had a strong season, leading the team in points, rebounds, steals and free throw percentage. His aggressive penetration sparks the Tribe’s offense and his junior teammates, forward Laimis Kisielius and guard Nathan Mann, have followed his lead offensively.

p. For the College to be successful in the CAA tournament, they must rely on what has brought them to this point: strong defense and solid execution. When the Tribe plays high-intensity defense, it usually carries over to the offensive end. However, the College has had its share of cold shooting stretches, which limits their ability to stay within reach of its opponents, making rebounding and free throw shooting critical.

p. **The Bottom Four**

p. The bottom four have pulled off a few shockers throughout the season — namely JMU’s surprising 72-65 win over visiting ODU. Turnovers and weak defense have kept these teams from winning and will most likely prevent them from any tournament victories.

p. 9. Georgia State University (10-19, 5-13)
The Panthers gave VCU all it could handle this past Saturday, but they came up short as the experienced Rams overtook them in the game’s latter stages. Georgia State committed 17 turnovers, a reflection of their league-leading 15.8 turnovers a game.

p. 10. University of North Carolina–Wilmington (7-21, 4-14)
Last year’s conference champions struggled this year under first-year Head Coach Benny Moss. The Seahawks have capable post players, with juniors Vladimir Kuljanin and Todd Hendley looming in the paint, but losing five of six to end the season is no way to enter the tournament.

p. 11. James Madison University (7-22, 4-14)
Since the victory over ODU, the Dukes have gone 2-10 and, like their bottom-dwelling brethren, enter the tournament heading in the wrong direction.

p. 12. University of Delaware (5-25, 3-15)
Losers of six straight, Delaware figures to be one of the first teams out of Richmond; however, the Blue Hens did upset Hofstra 72-68 and defeat the College 77-62. That said, a low-scoring Delaware team will be hard pressed for a tournament victory.

‘Ramayana’ evokes spirit of community

Beginning Thursday, the College’s theatre department will present “Ramayana La’ar,” Francis Tanglao-Aguas’s original rendition of the Ramayana, the sacred epic of the Hindu faith.

p. Tanglao-Aguas, assistant professor of world and multicultural theatre at the College, developed the performance from his work studying the original 50,000-verse, 543-chapter epic. He said that while the text is sacred, his show would not be strictly religious. “It’s not a religious ceremony,” he said. “It’s sacred because it is a performance for a purpose — the search for peace and harmony.”

p. The performance is a story of self-sacrifice and community, according to Tanglao-Aguas.

p. “Ramayana is about securing community,” he said. “It’s about altruism — selfless giving, giving without explanation, giving without purpose. It is a word we don’t use much anymore, unfortunately.”

p. The performance stars junior Adam Schartup as Prince Rama, the rightful heir to the throne of Kosala and the human incarnation of the god Vishnu. Rama is voluntarily exiled for 14 years after a family power struggle. The story is based on Rama’s determination to save his wife, Princess Sita (played by junior Rashmi Joshi), by battling monsters and demons.

p. Given the complicated nature of the Ramayana, Tanglao-Aguas stressed how impressed he was that his group of students is putting the performance together in just five weeks. “These students are really out of their comfort zones,” he said. “Many of them are doing things they’ve never even seen before. Probably about 75 percent of the students are learning the gamelan. It’s all organic sound — there’s no canned music, no sound effects not created specifically for this performance.”

p. Not only are the performers attempting something very different, but they are doing it with many people. There are approximately 50 performers who will appear on stage in the show. “These students range from business majors to pre-meds,” Tanglao-Aguas said. “They represent the crème de la crème of William and Mary.”

p. Yet another challenging aspect of the show’s cast is its relative inexperience. Tanglao-Aguas said that nearly 70 percent of the cast were newcomers to theater. But each person has a role.
“Each person has a specific purpose,” Tanglao-Aguas said. “We don’t have any human trees.”

p. The size of the cast is meant to evoke the spirit of community. “From my perspective as an actor in the show, there is a sense of community that we want to show to the audience and share with the audience,” sophomore cast member Jack Stuart said. “We want people to feel the story, to think about the story because it deals with issues that face us all.”

p. Tanglao-Aguas credited freshman Sravya Yeleswarapu and senior Tara Pascual for helping to choreograph the complicated show. He also listed senior Andrew Shoffner for his musical direction, including helping to teach the gamelan.

p. Despite the difficult task, Tanglao-Aguas is optimistic about the performance. “I have confidence,” he said.

p. “We all do,” Stuart added.

p. “Ramayana La’ar” runs Thursday through Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. in Phi Beta Kappa Memorial Hall. Tickets are $8, or $5 with a student ID.

Largest Greek philanthropy branches out

Starting 9 a.m. this Saturday, tee times will stand as invitation for intriguingly dressed teams of tennis ball golfers to spread out about campus, equipped with clubs and costumes. Returning for its 12th year, Kappa Delta’s Campus Golf will be even bigger than in years past.

p. Following tradition, a KD sister will caddy teams of four or more students, leading them through a nine-hole course. This year, a fourth course will be added to the route near Chandler and Landrum Halls. Registered teams will be assigned tee times running from 9 a.m. until 5 p.m. and are encouraged to wear costumes, as prizes will be offered for both participation and dress. Last year’s golfers displayed an array of themes, from “The Wizard of Oz” to cowboys and Indians.

p. Prospective golfers can register in the University Center during lunch and dinner time until tomorrow. For the $10 registration fee, each participant will also receive a T-shirt.

p. As KD Campus Golf Chair and sophomore Laura Sauvain said, even those not among the over 300 teams that participate will undoubtedly feel the game’s presence this Saturday. “It’s open to all of campus — you can’t miss it. Music blares the whole day, and tennis balls fly over your head as you walk to lunch,” Sauvain said.

p. By making their way through the course, participants will contribute to two charities: one national and one local. Prevent Child Abuse America, KD’s national charity, works to raise awareness for the prevention of abuse and neglect of America’s children through local initiatives as well as promotoing and strengthening familly and community values. Locally, Campus Golf’s profits benefit Williamsburg’s Avalon, a center for abused women and children. The charity’s goal is to intervene and reduce domestic violence and sexual assault by offering shelter and support to victims.

p. Last year, despite snow and cold, over 1,000 participated, including College President Gene Nichol and Vice President for Student Affairs Sam Sadler. Overall, KD raised over $12,500, 20 percent of which went to Prevent Child Abuse. The remaining funds went to Avalon.

p. Campus Golf began as a “shamrock event,” a required annual philanthropy, but has blossomed into the largest Greek philanthropy on campus. “Campus Golf is one of the most popular philanthropies on campus. It is extremely well known by all of campus,” Sauvain said.

p. With an additional course, KD hopes to cover more ground on campus, accommodate more golfers, and raise more funds for both local and national charities.

Clean & Clear searches for promotional talent

This Thursday, the Starbucks Cafe at the College’s Barnes & Noble bookstore will be transformed into a Clean & Clear Morning Burst Cafe for a two-day promotional event. Clean & Clear, a line of dermatology products owned by Johnson & Johnson, is celebrating the launch of its new take on the popular Morning Burst Line and, to promote it, representatives are visiting 12 colleges across the nation to collect interesting morning-routine stories from college students.

p. “The product was developed with consumer insight … college students love the Morning Burst line, because it helps them wake up and feel more energized,” said Jean Rauch, the Senior Consumer Promotion Manager for Clean & Clear. “The new line features new fragrance upgrades and more natural ingredients.”

p. As part of their promotion campaign, Clean & Clear is giving away free coffee and samples of its products, as well as asking college students to share interesting morning stories. The videos will then be posted on MyMorningRoutine.com. After collecting videos from all 12 schools, a $150 cash prize will be given to the student whose video has been viewed the most times at each school. These 12 winners will then go on to compete against each other for a $1,000 cash prize. As an additional bonus, the best videos will be edited and put together into an advertising campaign for the new Clean & Clear line.

p. “[We chose the College] because it has a great location, it’s a great size and the caliber of the students is solid,” Rauch said. “We’ve had terrific success so far; students are really embracing the product, and saying that it helps them wake up.”

p. Senior Kellyn Johnson, a campus representative for Clean & Clear, said that the experience should be a good one for students at the College. “This is an amazing opportunity for William and Mary students. No one ever comes to our campus. We exist on the fringes of university life, so it’s a cool opportunity for William and Mary students to be included, even with us being such a small university”

p. Senior Priyanka Raj Tandon, also a campus representative, agreed. “I think it’s an excellent opportunity for students to sample the product without having to spend money.”

College philanthropy: more than just T-shirts and writing checks

March is just a few days away, meaning the philanthropy season will soon be brought to campus, ushered in by the biggest event of them all, Campus Golf. With this first bloom of spring, the campus community braces itself for the grueling task of attending midnight pancakes, denim sales at the Hospitality House, crepes in the French house, poker in the Campus Center, pasta dinner in sorority court, coffee in Lodge 1, eye-opening movie screenings galore and croquet, homerun derby and relays, all in the Sunken Garden.

p. Try walking into the scheduling office this time of year. You’ll find that the campus is booked solid with fundraisers and performances of all sizes and causes.

p. Indeed, our campus always has some philanthropic activity to participate in, but these next two months prove will prove to be a veritable cornucopia of drunken (and charitable) delight.
Each event appeals to a different vice or persona imbued by a population on campus. The Delta Gamma Charity Denim Sale on Friday has a certain draw to the female designer jeans crowd that may not be the same as the stumbling early-morning golfers that appear bundled in parkas and costumes the following day. I, a woman of many faces, will be at both, though with the chancy forecast for Saturday, I will likely not be wearing my newly acquired denim.

p. As the weather warms and the rain, rain goes away, outdoor events bring a lazier kind of athlete out to the field — one, perhaps, looking for a tan in the company of his equally generous teammates. There are many such philanthropic sporting events from half-marathons (for runners of all levels) to Nerf football, Moonball, and AXOlympics, all of which work up an appetite for the food-oriented fundraisers.

p. VOX knows what’s up. The group’s Midnight Bake Sale merges all of the elements of a good philanthropy — drunk people, good food and a worthy cause. The Facebook group promoting the event illuminated these values. “I’m going to drag my drunk self to purchase a baked good from VOX.” Well said.

p. While Facebook has certainly helped to let the campus know about upcoming events, sometimes less is more. I get a little overwhelmed with the event invitations for which I neither understand the titles nor read the details. I thought that the Bedfellows’ show was actually a silver dollar pancake charity event, though I’m not sure that I would have been disappointed to see the show by accident.

p. Then there’s the swag people get for their participation. A word of advice to those still in the planning stages of their philanthropy — our drawers are full of T-shirts. Our drawers are full of adult men’s T-shirts. Not that I don’t wear them anyway. When picking out a workout outfit, I am often conflicted — whom do I rep today?

p. As someone in a sorority, I feel (unjustly, I’m sure) torn about wearing a shirt to promote a competing philanthropy. Am I doing a disservice to my own upcoming event by wearing a T-shirt supporting another cause? Do I misrepresent myself as a member of a different organization by wearing its T-shirt? In this way, college philanthropy sometimes loses its true significance.

p. Everyone with the means should support each philanthropy, either by attendance, spreading the word, donating straight to the supported organization (Avalon, Prevent Child Abuse America, Operation Smile, American Cancer Society, St. Jude’s Children’s Research Hospital, etc.) or perhaps just making an effort to learn about the cause. While the many organizations on campus are competing for students’ funds, time and energy, we should strive to create the most supportive and generous community we can.

p. So, enjoy the coming weeks, play outdoors, eat great food, buy great products and do it with lots of friends, a warm heart and an open wallet. It’s a lot more fun than just mailing a check.

p. __Charlotte Savino is a Confusion Corner columnist for The Flat Hat. Her gym ensembles do not necessarily reflect the philanthropic preferences of The Flat Hat.__

Editorial Cartoon (Feb. 27)

Staff Editorial: Athletes under scrutiny

In today’s issue, a feature story appears on the front page that addresses policy violations and the results of infractions by student athletes at the College. While some readers, particularly non-athletes, may be somewhat alarmed at certain restrictions imposed by coaches and the sanctions that can accompany violation of these rules, the policies are generally sensible and beneficial to all parties concerned.

p. Many athletes come to the College on partial scholarships because of their athletic abilities. Consequently, they have an extra responsibility to their programs to ensure that their behavior does not result in negative consequences for themselves or their teams. It should certainly be pointed out that these rules and regulations, often regarding drinking and other social scenarios, can be quite difficult for student athletes, most of whom live a life that consists of strenuous practice and workout schedules.

p. Despite of these rigorous schedules, scholar athletes must still use common sense in their choices. Players know what is expected of them in regard to alcohol consumption and other behaviors, particularly during their respective seasons. Women’s track and field Head Coach Kathy Newberry has stipulated for her team that no player can consume more than two drinks on a single occasion and may not drink within 12 hours of a team obligation. This is by no means an unreasonable request given the understood responsibilities of student athletes and alcohol’s effect on athletic performance.

p. One of the most interesting sides of this debate centers on the issue of athletes who post pictures and information on Facebook. Some believe that the coaching staff members of various teams track their players’ Facebook accounts to search for inappropriate behavior, an assertion that coaches deny. Whether or not this is the case, student athletes must realize, just as any student who applies for a job or anything else of significance to his or her future, that privacy cannot be expected on a public forum such as Facebook.

p. The thought of coaches intentionally tracking their players online is quite disturbing, one would not be completely justified in saying their privacy is being invaded, particularly since the main purpose of Facebook is online social interaction, and some athletes are Facebook friends with assistant coaches.

p. A more accurate critique of the College’s attitude toward its athletes would address the need for clearer explanations of consequences for student athletes found to be in violation of team policy. In the case of the men’s track and field team, players understand the policy but are unclear as to the potential ramifications if they break the rules. Particularly here at the College, where guidelines, policy and punishments are so well defined by the honor and judicial councils, specific rules and consequences should be implemented and passed on to student athletes in order to grant the same courtesy.

p. The College’s graduation rate of 89 percent for student athletes is tied for fifth in the nation among Division I schools — a truly remarkable accomplishment. Moving forward, our athletes must continue to serve the College and perform on the field, but they also must show maturity and, at times, restraint off the field.

p. Likewise, the administration, the athletic department and the coaches must understand that these athletes are also students. Like all students, they deserve the respect and basic right of just and well-defined policies. Improvements and more honest discourse on both sides will lead to healthier, more productive athletic programs that will continue to serve and represent the College.

Pop punk changed my life

I never listened to pop punk in high school. As a pseudo-intellectual elitist in my teens, I considered myself too good for songs with names like “I’m not okay (it’s all right)” or “Cute without the E.” But as I enter the twilight of my life — my twenties — I’ve embraced the music I hated then with open arms.

p. There’s a scene in the film Garden State that always makes me laugh. Zach Braff’s character, an emotional cipher, has just met Natalie Portman’s. “What are you listening to?” Zach Braff asks her. “The Shins,” she replies. Her slender lips pause, and then she says, “Listen to this song; it will change your life.”

p. Moments in movies that are meant to be taken seriously always make me want to laugh. But this scene in particular cracked me up because of what it asked Zach Braff, and the audience, to do. Take music seriously, Natalie Portman said, and define your life by the melodies that busy your iPod.

The person I was in high school thought that music defined him. In 11th grade, I listened strictly to jazz because I fancied myself a future writer. Joni Mitchell’s album, “Blue,” put a face on my many moments of heartbreak. And River Como’s voice lulled me to sleep on countless angst-filled nights. This was music I could openly tell people I listened to without fear of being ridiculed for my tastes.
No wonder I never touched a pop punk album all those years.

p. What would people have thought of me as a result? I preferred musician name dropping, bringing up obscure music in everyday conversations. I hoped that bringing up artists both hip and trendy would make me more popular. My plans normally backfired. “Hey I just started listening to this band; maybe you’ve heard of them? They’re called The Beatles.”

p. Evidently, by high school most people had heard of those four guys from Liverpool. The cold stares they gave me made this fact clear. Was it my fault that I was a late musical bloomer? I didn’t know how to define cool. I still don’t, but I knew that I wasn’t it. Music was my vain attempt to achieve it — to be recognized by the intellectuals at my school who read Kant for fun and talked about Greenwich Village. They did not listen to emotional pop punk.
College was a new chance, a place where I could redefine myself as a person with excellent tastes. I went to listening meetings for the radio station and took to blaring music I’d read about on the internet, hoping my hallmates would hear it and consider me complex.

p. Then, something happened. For the first weeks of freshman year I didn’t make many friends. By not many friends, I mean hardly any. What was the point of being trendy if I didn’t have anyone to appreciate my scene tastes? “College is going fine,” I’d say to my parents on a Friday night. “I mean I was going to go out tonight, but I decided I’d stay in, you know? Catch up on some sleep.” My father, a healthy drinker, would reprimand me saying, “Why don’t you go out tonight? Maybe drink a little bit?”

p. I didn’t have the courage to tell him that drinking usually requires friends, else the practice teeters on alcoholism. Instead of going out those first weeks I started listening to music for the first time. Whereas before I played music because I thought it reflected my persona, I now played music that I actually wanted to hear regardless of what others thought. Instead of putting on airs, I began taking them off. Coincidentally, I started making friends.

p. As much as I hate to admit it, I had my own Garden State moment last summer. I was driving up to Connecticut with my friend Virginia to visit our mutual friend Liz. Virginia made me a mix CD for the ride. She’d included songs for no reason other than that she liked them. When a pop punk tune came up, I was shocked. True, the lyrics were garbage, but there was something to it. It’s a genre of music that requires little thought, but man is it catchy.

p. “What are we listening to?” I asked her. “The Get Up Kids,” Virginia said. “Have you heard of them?” I hadn’t, but wished I had. As we continued driving, I desperately wanted to tell Virginia something, but I didn’t want to sound trite. Pop punk had changed my life.

p. __James Damon, a sophomore at the College, is a Staff Columnist. His columns appear every Tuesday.__

Who’s next: Iran?

Over the past few months, I have closely followed the administration’s dialogue concerning Iran. More and more, the actions of the current administration model the U.S.’s actions during the months before the invasion of Iraq. So what’s next, a war with Iran?

p. U.S.-Iranian relations first grabbed my attention last year with the growing debate over Iran’s nuclear ambitions. The details of Iran’s nuclear program first emerged in 2002, when a group of Iranian exiles accused Tehran of secretly building a vast uranium enrichment plant in Natanz and a heavy water plant in Arak. After U.S. satellite images confirmed these allegations, Iran admitted to the program, which had been kept secret for 18 years. Since this discovery, Iran has continued their nuclear program despite three years of international pressure to cease enrichment. Iran claims that the country has the sovereign right to “civilian” nuclear technology under the Nuclear Non-Proliferation Treaty. Yet the U.S. and other western nations remain fundamentally distrustful of the intentions of the Islamic Republic.

p. The U.S. may have a point. Iran hid the program for 16 years, and the Iranian leaders have rarely cooperated with international calls for halting its enrichment. Despite sanctions, the Iranian regime remains defiant to any pullback from enrichment.

p. Paradoxically, the U.S.-led war in Iraq has allowed Iran to emerge as the regional superpower. Subsequently, with the Sunni/Shiite divide and the resurgence of Islamism transcending the region, the Iranian Islamic revolution may serve as the model for Islamic revolutionaries across the region. Simply put, the mere existence of a powerful Iranian regime threatens the internal stability of our regional allies, such as Saudi Arabia. To make matters worse, Iran has publicly threatened to wipe Israel, our closest regional ally, off the map. Consequenly, weakening Iranian power seems like the next policy on the administration’s agenda.

p. Tensions between the U.S. and Iran have recently heated up. The Iranian president, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad, has explicitly promised harsh retaliation to any military attack against Iran on Iranian soil. Tehran has called for talks with the U.S. but has explicitly stated that such talks would not result in Iran halting enrichment, but a U.S. understanding of the Iranian position. Iran constantly rebukes international criticism, claiming that the “enemies of Iran” only seek to destabilize the progress of the Islamic republic. More importantly, as Saddam once did, the Iranian president believes that U.S. threats of military action are only a bluff. Ultimately, Ahmadinejad believes that the U.S. is too weak to attack Iran.

p. In December, the U.S. arrested Iranian diplomats in Baghdad, claiming that these officials were members of the Iranian Revolutionary Guard who were providing military assistance to Shiite militants. Increasingly, the administration has directly implicated Iran in Iraq’s spiraling violence. In this week’s news, the Bush administration, along with some military officials, have claimed that Tehran knowingly provides Shiite militants with Iranian-made IFPs, one of the deadliest roadside bombs that have been used to attack Coalition forces. According to BBC news, President Bush has remarked that U.S. forces would “kill any Iranians agents” who attack Coalition forces inside Iraq. The likelihood of military action seems more and more imminent.

p. The chance for U.S. military action in Iran, however, seems much more unlikely than did the prospects for war with Iraq prior to the 2003 invasion. To begin, Tehran has not achieved the level of enrichment necessary for building a bomb. Thus, without proof of actual nuclear weapons, the U.S. could never build support for an invasion or even begin to justify unilateral action (as was done in Iraq). Therefore, domestic and international support remains limited. More importantly, the U.S. military remains tied up in Iraq and Afghanistan; therefore, any attack would have to be limited in nature and most likely carried out by air. But with little international or internal support, the administration may not act alone again.

p. Some suggest that an attack on Iranian nuclear sites could be initiated by Israel. Israel could unilaterally attack Iran’s nuclear sites in a similar manner to the ’81 Israeli bombings that destroyed the Iraqi nuclear site, Osirak. Unfortunately, this situation remains unlikely because, geographically speaking, an attack of this nature would need U.S. consent. Israeli bombers would need to use Iraqi airspace to enter Iran, implying U.S. consent to the military action. I do not believe Washington is ready to face this scenario, because of our mistakes with Iraq and their subsequent international condemnation, but as diplomacy continues to fail between Iran and the West, there is no telling what could happen.

p. __Teddy Wertheim is a junior at the College.__

Colonial Half isn’t half bad

Half-marathons attract amateurs and veterans alike, both for the same reason: the distance. To the seasoned marathoner, the race is a checkpoint of their training, giving them an honest assessment about where they stand and how hard they should push when it really matters. Half-marathons are a great speed workout for marathoners, adding speed to their established endurance. For the beginner, the intimidating distance serves as a barrier to overcome, demanding mental and physical endurance.

p. There are many benefits to running half-marathons. First, for a humble fee of about $50, you get a free shirt. The distance is just long enough to fix the runner’s inner-monkey (here I’m talking about the “runner’s high,” a high so potent it stands second only to heroin), leaving one feeling unnecessarily friendly, shamelessly unabashed and, despite potential tearing and lactic-acidification of muscle, without pain. Unlike the full marathon, you won’t be in a sea of soreness the next morning — if you’re used to the mileage, you’ll probably be able to run the next day.

p. This year’s weather at the Colonial Half was miserable, to say the least. The clouds held up until about five minutes before the race, at which point it drizzled all over us. Throughout the race this drizzle developed into various gradations, ranging from tiny pellets to plump droplets. In some instances it rained like a bastard, attenuating eventually into a light downpour. On the bright side, the weather wasn’t too cold, and unlike last year, the wind was not an active participant in the race (although it did pick up during the latter half). The truth is, if you’re crazy enough to run such distances, bad weather won’t stop you.

p. About 1,500 runners participated in this year’s event, including students, locals, non-locals and a couple of Kenyans who stole the show. I ran with Team Blitz, a training and racing club made up of ex-Tribe runners and competitive running junkies. As always, they brought their A-game, with senior Tommy Antennuci leading the pack at 1:10, placing ninth overall, followed closely by seniors George Ingham, Ben Beiter, and the rest of the team, all finishing at or under 1:20.

p. Although students and locals had the home-court advantage, the course ruled out any sort of favoritism. The route was designed by the most sadistic of geographers, choosing the absolute worst terrain the College has to offer.

p. Most of the race was run on South England Street and Country Road, which looped, covering Newport, Griffin and cutting through Jamestown into Landrum. The 13 wet miles ended with a final uphill stretch over Yates Drive, with a twisting descent curtailed by yet another twist, this time an ascending slope into the back entrance of William and Mary Hall, where runners were cheered on by friends and family alike. To the runner’s delight, there was hot coco to warm up, with free bananas, bagels and beer.

p. With marathon season just underway, the Colonial Half served as an appropriate checkpoint. My plan is to run Virginia Beach’s Shamrock Marathon in March, the Charlottesville Marathon in late April and, depending on finals, the Potomac River Run Marathon in early May.

p. __Sherif Abdelkarim, a sophomore at the College, is a Staff Columnist. His columns appear every Tuesday.__