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Obama, Bono top list for commencement speaker

Finding an inspiring commencement speaker is an increasingly competitive process, one in which the College has historically tried to attract top names.

p. Popular figures such as Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) and U2’s Bono attract attention to schools at which they speak. While the name of the graduation speaker will not be released for a while, both Obama and Bono are on a short list of speakers being considered to give the annual commencement address, Senior Class President Jess Vance, the chair of the commencement speaker selection committee, said.

p. “They were both on the student list, which comes as no surprise given their popularity among students,” Vance said.

p. Vance would not reveal the other names on the list. She said that the committee does not yet know Bono’s or Obama’s decisions about speaking at graduation — or if they were even officially asked.

p. Vance said that the BOV only seriously considers a few names from the student committee’s list, and the student committee has no way of knowing who has been chosen since the BOV meets in closed session.

p. After the student committee comes up with names, Vance said that the list is given to Provost Geoffrey Feiss, who makes additions and changes to the list. A revised list of 15 potential speakers is given to the BOV, and they select the speaker from the list.

p. “The student committee ranks their list, but the BOV does not have to base their decision on the ranking system,” Vance said.
The competition for high-profile graduation speakers has become intense in recent years, The New York Times reported May 9, 2004. In order to attract top names, colleges are offering speakers a range of incentives, including five-figure appearance fees and use of private jets. Also important, the Times reported, are alumni connections.

p. Bono was the University of Pennsylvania’s speaker in 2004, and while he received no fee for speaking, the Times reported that a UPenn alumnus who knows the rock star convinced him to speak.
Obama is also a highly-requested figure. Since 2005, he has keynoted the commencement ceremonies at Knox College, Northwestern University and University of Massachusetts at Boston.

p. The College has a history of attracting important — and often politically conservative — commencement speakers. Past speakers have included conservative writer William F. Buckley in 1981, Elizabeth Dole in 1983, Colin Powell in 1988, James Baker, who was Secretary of State for George H.W. Bush, in 1992, conservative columnist George Will in 1994, Former President George H.W. Bush in 1995, Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia in 1996, Former College Chancellor, British Prime Minister, and Conservative Party leader Margaret Thatcher in 1997, Virginia Republican Sen. John Warner in 1999 and Tennessee Republican Sen. Lamar Alexander in 2002.

p. Past graduation speakers who may carry a less conservative image are fewer — among them, Doonesbury’s Garry Trudeau in 1982, Democratic Former Virginia Gov. Douglas Wilder in 1990, Madeleine Albright in 2001, Jon Stewart, ’84, in 2004 and Desmond Tutu last year.

p. Other notable past commencement speakers include Former Federal Reserve Chair Paul Volcker in 1984, Glenn Close, ’74, in 1989 and Bill Cosby.

p. Vance said the commencement speaker will be announced right before spring break. Last year, the College announced that Tutu would be the speaker Feb. 24.

Editorial Cartoon (Feb. 20)

Staff Editorial: Housing hypocrisy in the City of Williamsburg

Last Friday, The Flat Hat first reported the latest chapter in the ongoing debate about Williamsburg’s three-person housing rule, when at least 38 students residing in six off-campus houses were found to be in violation of the controversial law. Tenants were offered an opportunity to sign a document saying they were violating the law, after which the city would allow them to remain in their houses until the end of the semester; still, the city’s stated reasons for offering these concessions are indicative of a policy that is generally unfair and largely geared toward discouraging students from seeking off-campus housing.

p. The city, both at the time of the law’s implementation and at now, has argued that property values are diminished due to damages by over-occupancy. Yet the students who were reprimanded all lived in houses that are in excellent condition (see page 1). By placing unreasonable restrictions on owners’ ability to rent their property, Williamsburg is decreasing property values more than any group of four well-behaved College students could.

p. According to Williamsburg Zoning Administrator Rod Rhodes, the main complaints about these houses did not center around noise complaints, but rather a decreased number of parking spaces available on the street. As any student with a car on campus knows, parking in Williamsburg is limited, and students who abuse their parking privileges by blocking residents’ spots should pay a fine and limit their parking in the future. But to serve notice to 38 students, and limit all students’ housing options in the future by stepping up enforcement of the rule solely because of a parking violation is a gross over reaction. Williamsburg’s past behavior toward students, including imposing arbitrary standards on students wishing to vote in the city, suggests that the rule is less about what the residents of these houses are doing, and more about who they are.

p. The three-person limit on off-campus housing has been a point of contention between students and the city for years. It leads students to feel as if they are treated like second-class citizens, souring what could be a powerful and mutally beneficial relationship. Students donate thousands of hours of community service to the Williamsburg community every year, but student leaders remain focused on the issues of housing and voting. The city’s continued insistence on this rule robs both College and city of the potential benefits of a more friendly relationship.

p. Threatening to evict students, and, in a sense, coercing them into signing an incriminating document of guilt, is surely not an effective or just way to solve a parking issue. Moreover, the city’s shifting rhetoric in regard to the three-person policy — ranging from property damage, to concerns of partying and noise violations and now parking — underscores the point that the city’s motives are aimed at preventing students from living off campus.

Positive shift for pro-life

p. Janet Morana, founder of the Silent No More Awareness Campaign, spoke at the College as part of Students for Life’s annual Pro-Life Week. Morana has been active in the pro-life movement for 18 years, and in 2002 she and Georgette Forney decided to refocus the pro-life movement, making it more woman-centered. The result of this change was the development of the Silent No More Awareness Campaign. Rather than focusing on politics, Silent No More centers on post-abortive women who, until now, have been silent. But, “it’s time that we hear those voices,” said Morana before putting in a video of Silent No More members giving testimonials.

p. Forney and Morana contacted women who wanted to share their experiences about the pain of abortion through pregnancy resource centers, which often offer post-abortive counseling. During the March of Life in 2003, these women gave candlelight testimonials about their abortions and the healing process. According to Morana, the campaign was flooded with volunteers.
In the video, women spoke of the silence that surrounds abortion and the strength they found in a group where that silence was broken. “All of us were hurting, but no one was talking about it … abortion is not the solution,” one woman said.

p. Women also spoke of many pressures they faced that led them to believe that abortion was their only choice. Each woman who spoke was surrounded by women holding signs that read “women do regret abortions” and “I regret my abortion.” Men spoke about how abortion affected them, wishing that they had been more supportive when their child’s mother needed them. Finally, the president of Priests for Life relayed a message of love, saying, “we who oppose abortion do not oppose those who have abortions.”

p. After the video, Morana continued to speak about the purpose of the campaign. One of the objectives is to make abortion “unthinkable” by reaching out to girls considering abortions with women who can say “I’ve been there.” Their message runs counter to the belief that women need abortion. “Abortion is not good for women,” said Morana, citing the abortion-breast cancer link, women who die or have complications from abortion and the lack of basic medical regulations in abortion clinics. She also named three “founders” of legalized abortion: Norma McCorvey (Roe in Roe v. Wade), Sandra Cano (Doe in Doe v. Bolton) and Dr. Bernard Nathanson (called the “founder of the abortion industry”) who all became pro-life.

p. During the question-and-answer session, Morana answered a question that is often posed to pro-life advocates: are pro-life people pro-birth because they stop caring once the child is born? In response, she described a ministry in New York called Good Counsel Homes, which assists mothers in schooling, job training and placement and finding permanent housing. Locally, women can contact one of two pregnancy care centers for assistance, CareNet (1-800-395-HELP) and Catholic Charities (757-220-3252).

p. Morana represents an important shift in the pro-life movement, which counters the argument that pro-lifers are anti-woman by embracing the experiences of women as the center of pro-life work. It keeps people from feeling torn between the choice of caring for women or for children. This holistic approach leads to common ground between the pro-life and pro-choice sides, arguing that women’s rights and physical and psychological well-being should be protected.

p. Beth Zagrobelny, the Public Affairs Officer of Students for Life, is a sophomore at the College.

A perplexing performance: Controversial Sex Worker’s Art Show reveals hidden side of sex industry

I am appalled at some of the reactions I’ve seen regarding last week’s successful Sex Worker’s Art Show. The performance has not only been described as obscene, degrading, pornographic and immoral, but its mere presence has been used to further slander President Nichol’s name and reputation. I am truly at a loss.

p. To begin, the only people who could possibly categorize the Sex Worker’s Art Show in such simplistic, negative terms are those who did not attend the performance. Yes, there was nudity. There were suggestive costumes, burlesque performances and lots of pasties. But could we please take a moment to give the 400 students in attendance, the 300 more students who were turned away at the door, the dedicated organizers, the supportive faculty members and the performers themselves the benefit of the doubt and consider the possibility that the Sex Worker’s Art Show might have some positive messages?

p. As a feminist and women’s studies major, I very easily understand the moral opposition to pornography. I certainly do not condone the type of oppressive, demeaning pornography that occupies much of the mainstream industry, and I care very deeply about the atrocities committed around the globe involving child prostitution and sex trafficking. In fact, I find many representations of women in the mainstream media wholly degrading and sexist: female sexual submission, women depicted solely as sex objects and the strict ideals of feminine beauty. These are extremely significant issues in my life, both personally and politically, and I do not take them lightly.

p. To hear such outrageous attacks on the Sex Worker’s Art Show, then, offends me in a very deep and personal way. Yes, the content of this performance is controversial, and I would certainly not persuade anyone to attend who expressed discomfort. I myself was made uncomfortable by some of the performers’ messages and artistic pieces. But this show, unlike anything else I’ve come across, actually makes an effort to render sex workers visible — no longer faceless and silent.

p. These are people with real stories, real experiences and real worldviews. These are people with varying opinions on the sex industry, and their places in it. These are people who express themselves in many different artistic forms: dance, prose, humor and creative performance. The one tie that binds the performers in the Sex Worker’s Art Show is their desire to finally be seen as real people. How can one call a group that gives subjugated women a voice “degrading to women?”

p. For too long, the mainstream sex industry has created a culture of sexual domination and submission, sex modeled on rape and sexual objectification. The Sex Worker’s Art Show seemed to fly in the face of such gross contortions of sexual agency and desire. For once, the women (and men) in the sex industry had a voice and could share their experiences, both good and bad.

p. Last week, one of my professors asked the following rhetorical question: “Why is it that it’s not okay if people are offended by a sex show and want it removed, but it is okay if people are offended by a cross and want it removed?” I thought he was joking, but in the past few days I have come across many similar opinions connecting the show with the Wren cross controversy. My feelings on the matter are rather simple.

p. Firstly, the Sex Worker’s Art Show is a one-time event, not a permanent performance, organization or display on campus. If some students were not comfortable viewing the show, they could stay home or attend another one of the many events on campus. If the show had been altogether prohibited, however, no student at the College could have enjoyed the performance. This is what I would call censorship.

p. Secondly, the Wren cross was not removed. The display times for the Wren cross were changed, which I do not see as a form of censorship, but rather an issue of accommodation for a diversity of religious beliefs. While I do recognize and respect the anger and disappointment that many felt after the cross decision was made, I think it is unfair and unreasonable to liken that situation to the absolute prohibition of an event on this campus. These situations are not analogous.

p. Lastly, it seems clear that those connecting these two incidents have one goal in mind: an attempt to further compromise the reputation of President Nichol. Even though Nichol was quoted by the Virginia Gazette saying, “I don’t like this kind of show and I don’t like having it here,” his opponents have painted his decision to not censor the show as tacit approval. While I don’t agree with President Nichol’s personal opinion of the Sex Worker’s Art Show, I certainly respect and appreciate what seem to be his general feelings on the situation: I don’t personally approve of this show, but I can’t prevent students from making the choice to organize, promote, and experience it themselves.

p. One goal of the Sex Worker’s Art Show and the students who brought it to campus was to stimulate discussion and debate regarding sex, sexual agency and sex work. Many of the critiques I have heard so far, however, are not only outlandish and unfair, but have come from those who never even saw the show. I would love to have a fruitful discussion of the different reactions people had towards certain performances and their feelings on the show’s messages but only in an open-minded, constructive and honest manner.

p. __Devan Barber, a junior at the College, is a Staff Columnist. Her columns appear every Tuesday.__

Letters to the Editor (Feb. 20)

**Nichol cross cartoon causes outrage**
**To the Editor:**

p. I am offended by the horrible cartoon in The Flat Hat showing President Nichol carrying a cross. “Loving students” are shown in the background and to the right you show a Roman soldier labeled “alumni” attacking Nichol with a weapon.

p. First, I am offended that you show the student body in the cartoon as “loving” to Nichol when hundreds of students have signed the petition at www.savethewrencross.org to reverse his policy, his agenda has embroiled our College in unnecessary controversy and, despite admitting error in removing the cross without discussion and study, he refuses to return to the former policy while his committee meets. This ensures continuing controversy, expense and distraction from the College’s “core mission”— to use Nichol’s words — of educating students.

p. Next, I am offended as an alumnus of the College because alumni do not persecute Nichol, but instead strongly disagree with his change in policy. In a 275-year old Christian Chapel, the former policy allowed those preferring the use it cross-free to do so upon request. This common sense policy served the College well for many, many years with few concerns expressed. Thousands of alumni have respectfully asked Nichol to change the policy back. He has stubbornly refused, preferring to let the concerns of a relative few count more than the concerns of the many thousands who have let their voices be heard that the former policy struck the right balance for the College.

p. Lastly, I am offended as a Christian because Nichol is certainly not a self-sacrificing figure as was Christ, but has doggedly pursued his personal agenda of making the College politically correct. Showing him as a Christ figure when he is ignoring the pleas of Christian and non-Christian students and alumni alike to return the cross of Jesus to display is shameful. It seems the only religion that can be made fun of in America today is Christianity. All others are “off limits” to the politically correct. I cannot imagine you publishing a cartoon making fun using graphic images important to a Muslim or a Jew, for example. Those types of images have spurred religious violence around the world.

p. I write this simple letter, and ask that you apologize publicly for the cartoon.

p. **__— Andrew McRoberts, ’87__**

**SA bill poses environmental threat**
**To the Editor:**

p. During a recent SA meeting, freshman senators Scott Morris and Andrew Blasi proposed the New Campus Improvement Act. Their bill seeks to add a sidewalk from Dupont Hall to the Commons as well as an asphalt path from Dupont to the Keck Lab. Along with six Dupont and Botetourt residents, they complained about the “heap of mud which is just not attractive.” Although these concerned students had safety and aesthetics in mind, the impact of adding to the impervious surfaces on campus outweigh the benefits.

p. As any geologist will tell you, increasing the area covered by impervious surfaces, such as sidewalks and concrete, will adversely affect the pathways and timing of flow during storms. Water that falls on these surfaces does not infiltrate into the groundwater system as it would, for example, on vegetated areas. Rather, water flows over these surfaces and enters streams more quickly. This creates the potential for local flooding in places such as College Creek during large storms. In addition to the effects visible on campus, locations downstream would also be affected.

p. By adding to the total area of ground covered by sidewalks and paved paths, storm water will pond in places where the water table is close to the surface, such as in the Sunken Garden. In fact, places where mud exists after storms will likely get worse if paths are added. Puddles and pondage are ubiquitous on campus because in many places the water table is less than 10 cm from the ground surface — you could extract groundwater by poking a straw into the ground.

p. However, all is not lost. Solutions to the problem include adding vegetation. Plants utilize the available water and reduce the height of the water table, in turn eliminating ponding. In addition, gravel paths, such as those near Common Glory, are more environmentally friendly because they allow water to permeate through the surface without generating a mucky mess. In the future, I hope that bills will be passed that account for long-term environmental effects.

p. **__— Erik Haug, ’07__**

7th Grade Sketch Comedy engages both the betrothed and romantically sickened

The curtain has closed on Valentine’s Day and its accoutrements, but that doesn’t mean romance is allowed to exit stage left. The campus group 7th Grade Sketch Comedy will present a romantic date opportunity with its show, “7th Grade Loves You to Death,” for students worried that the passing of Feb. 14 meant the end of the amorous season.

p. The show begins at 8:30 p.m. Friday night in Little Theatre in the Campus Center basement. The performance will be directed by sophomore James Damon and junior Taylor Rubin and will cost $1 per person.

p. If the idea of red roses, monogamy and love in general makes you ill, don’t worry — murder is also a key component of the show. Everyone is a suspect in this loosely framed narrative — a murder mystery that marks 7th Grade’s first-ever theme show. Nearly all the skits reflect the hunt for a killer in small-town Iowa.

p. Junior and 7th Grade member Hayley Loblein said that couples should enjoy the show. “It’s going to be scary,” she said. “It would be a good excuse to cuddle.” Other draws include the possibility of a live wedding and the appearance of a campus celebrity.

p. If these reasons don’t hook you, the cast made a handy list of reasons why students need to be there.

p. “First, it’s going to be funny — you’re going to laugh. Second, you probably don’t have anything better to do … at least not until 11. Third, if you come drunk, we won’t tell anyone. Fourth, this is a great opportunity to exercise your mind (thus staving off Alzeheimer’s). And fifth, there’s going to be a door prize.”

p. If it is any indication of quality, the wisecracks were bouncing off the group’s members with palpable energy at their rehearsal. “It’s sketch comedy to the 7th power,” senior Chris Edwards said. “Seven also happens to be the number of ‘A+’ grades our shows have received from Entertainment Weekly this year.”

p. Senior Matt Newman took time from his iPod of solitaire to explain what 7th Grade is all about. “We write, direct and perform all original sketch comedy,” he said, clicking the wheel furiously.

p. But 7th Grade is more than just rampant professionalism. “We’re also funny,” junior Alex Beaton added.

p. The group warned that people with heart conditions should brace themselves because live ammunition will be fired. Students can also check the status of radioactive equipment involved on 7th Grade’s website, www.wm.edu/so/7thgrade.

William & Mary Bedfellows conceive an edgy show

The William & Mary Bedfellows, a new addition to the College’s comedy scene, will present its sophomore effort Sunday and Monday at 8 p.m. in the University Center Commonwealth Auditorium. The show is loosely titled “The First 38th Biennial Silver Dollar Pancake Picnic Luncheon.” Tickets are $2 per person, but pairs of students can gain admission for the price of one ticket.

p. The show follows the success of the group’s debut, “College According to Roman,” which the Bedfellows produced last fall.

p. The Bedfellows perform sketch comedy, according to junior Dean Edwards. “Our show is absurdist, although all sketch comedy is,” he said. “It’s hard to escape that strain. We aim to provide a different means of presentation. I would compare it to Monty Python — we want to combine film and live action on stage.”

p. For those familiar with the comedic stylings of 7th Grade Sketch Comedy, there will be some differing elements to the Bedfellows’ show, including a longer piece, approximately 20 minutes in length, which will be more like a sitcom or a one-act play. There will also be a musical interlude between the two halves of the show.

p. In the wake of recent campus events, such as the Sex Workers’ Art Show and Tracy Morgan, the show promises to be edgy, but not vulgar. Edwards said the group was trying to appeal to a broad spectrum of people while still considering the college student age group. The show is described as “touchy without being disgusting.”

p. Edwards was realistic, though. “You can’t always please 100 percent of the people.”

p. Edwards said he and the other students that make up the Bedfellows met mostly through campus theater productions. “I knew a lot of people, been in various plays with people that had the ability to write and produce,” he said. “In our case, it was about making a venue through our collective means. We aren’t here to compete with the other groups. Our goal is to diversify comedy on campus.”

p. After the group came together, Edwards said the brainstorming session to figure out what to call themselves was arduous. “The decision was hookah-induced, a result of autonomic thinking. It was a great struggle,” he said. “There were a lot of eunuch-based names at first. Ultimately, we realized that none of us were eunuchs, so it didn’t really fit.”

p. From there, the discussion shifted to ideas that fit more with the age of the College. “We looked at more archaic words, and ‘bedfellows’ isn’t really used in everyday speech,” Edwards said. “It’s just ridiculous, that’s a good way of describing it.”

p. If ‘Picnic Luncheon’ is well received, Edwards said that the Bedfellows are planning to perform an encore performance March 4, which will be loosely based on the “Vagina Monologues.”

Pageant to crown Mr. William & Mary

Swimsuits, evening gowns and witty responses will give beauty pageants new meaning Wednesday night in the University Center Commonwealth Auditorium, as the Alan Buzkin Bone Marrow Drive hosts the seventh annual “Mr. William & Mary Pageant” from 8 to 11 p.m.

p. Eleven students will seek the campus crown by competing in four different contests typical of any beauty pageant. Tickets are $3 at the door, and all proceeds benefit the College’s Bone Marrow Drive.

p. The first is an evening attire display, which will be followed by a swimsuit competition. Next, contestants will pit their skills against one another in a not-so-typical talent show. Finally, a question-and-answer session moderated by Government Professor Clay Clemens will conclude the event. However, unlike your everyday beauty pageant, it is unlikely that the questions will concern world peace or similarly rosy topics.

p. “It really is a play on the whole pageant idea,” Bone Marrow Drive Campus Events Chair senior Kate Cunningham said. Cunningham referred to the questions that are posed to each candidate at the end of the show as “kind of ridiculous.”

p. “Last year, one question was ‘So, I recently had a man crush; who’s your man crush?” she said. Senior Tim Boykin, who along with fellow senior SA president Ryan Scofield has participated in the event for four consecutive years, said that he was once asked if he would eat himself were he a hot dog. “I said yes,” he said.

p. “I’ve never cracked the top five,” Boykin said. “I really like the feeling of entertaining people. Some people still remember me chugging six cans of fruit punch. I think that was my best talent.”
Boykin’s pageant coach, senior Mike Golub, is hopeful that this year’s event will yield a more desirable result. “You’d think Tim would have learned after three years of failure,” he said. “But the kid’s got heart, and you can’t teach that.”

p. The event will be hosted by Greg Teich, ’06, and will include judging by Associate Director of Student Activities Anne Arseneau, as well as Clemens and Larry “CafMan” Smith.

p. The contestants include returning hopefuls Boykin, Scofield and Ryan Clark — all seniors. Joining them from the class of 2007 are Scott Brown, Chris Edwards and Sam Bandstra. Juniors Dexter Bush-Scott, Andrew Cunningham and Pat Donaldson, along with sophomores Greg Collins and Dan Gormally, will round out the field.

Pre-spring break crunch confirms: nothing tastes as good as thin feels

Valentine’s Day serves as a litmus test for budding relationships. Hate to break it to you unknowing singles out there, but a first date on Feb. 14 means more than other dates. Celebrating Valentine’s Day with the guy you’re “talking to” elevates the stakes a little more. Students on campus are now more compartmentalized — singles are more decidedly single, couples are more determinately coupled — and a whole new mating season begins.

p. Now that Valentine’s Day has passed, the next holiday to look forward to (or dread) is spring break. It’s not really a holiday, you might say, so much as a mindset, an event and a big worry. For those who remain single after Valentine’s Day, the pressure seems to have increased for round two.

p. Perhaps you think it’s a little early to discuss the mid-March vacation, but take a look around and you’ll find that the student body is already itching to be out of here. Don’t believe me? My roommate just turned to me and said, “So, are you going to write about how everyone’s at the Rec trying to look hot so they can get herpes over spring break?”

p. I guess. Unfortunately, spring break brings an anxiety of its own. In the fantasy world of spring break where everyone is tan and beautiful (at least by the end — and after a few shots) it’s hard to pretend that you’re content with your body. Go into the Rec from four to seven any day of the week and you’ll be hard pressed to find an available racquetball court, elliptical or bench. Surely we’re not all so health-conscious. It seems that in the crunch time before the March vacation, everyone gets a little extra insecure.

p. Luckily, I’m going home to New York where my biggest worry is getting a table at Hearth, not having to prance around in a bikini. But still, I have to see my mother, and that physical scrutiny is just as hard to bear. Let me share one of her pearls of wisdom which sums up her legacy of insecurity: “Nothing tastes as good as the way thin feels.” I don’t think a bikini could be anymore stressful than that.

p. Looking at the students at the gym, grunting in the weight room or furiously peddling an elliptical, I can’t help but see ideals. Sometimes I want to tap someone on the shoulder and say,

p. “Honey, go eat a sandwich. I’ll take over here.” And perhaps I’m the neurotic one, assuming everyone works out for appearance’s sake (which I know isn’t true). But without a standard of dissatisfaction, what would self-satisfaction look like?

p. And to return to the herpes comment, though hardly a fair estimation of the goal of spring break, one can certainly understand the assumption. It’s gratifying to get a bit of attention. An appropriate catcall or — even more rewarding — a number exchange is, as upsetting as it is to say, a major boost of confidence. Isn’t that a shame?

p. So, while the point of a workout may be to look and feel good, it all seems to hinge on the attraction of the opposite sex. And herein lies the herpes. Is sex (hopefully safe sex) an indicator of a good workout? Sometimes sex is the workout — what a lovely cycle that is. Self-proclaimed world’s first supermodel Janice Dickinson agrees.

p. She once said about a model, “She had a big, wide, low-slung ass. She’s gotta do some stairs. She’s gotta do lunges. She’s gotta have sex on top. Anything to get her ass off the back of her knee-caps.” Sex workout confirmed.

p. I asked around about what makes someone attractive, and I got many differing answers. On the heels of the Sex Workers’ Art Show, there were some changed ideas about sensuality and body type. One woman said, “The fan dancer was … large … but beautiful and sensual and alluring.” All of those things seem like my goals in working out, and yet those adjectives have nothing to do with the size and shape of a body at all. It’s all about the attitude, honey.

p. So, as we trudge toward March 10, try upping the sauciness and maybe all that hip swaying and macho swagger will burn off that extra insecurity, not to mention a few calories. A whole bunch of safe (sometimes meaningful) sex helps, too.

p. __Charlotte Savino is a Confusion Corner columnist for The Flat Hat. She has no trouble getting a table at Hearth.__