p. The more boys she meets, the more they break her heart. Carrie Underwood decided to call it quits with Chace Crawford before he cheats — with a guy. The straight-but-probably-gay heartthrob has been seen gallivanting with J.C. Chasez of N’Sync fame. Perez caught Chace lounging poolside in Hollywood over the weekend with his boy-band BFF. Rumor is, the lovebirds share an apartment. Sure, roommates save on rent, but we can’t help but wonder: Just what kind of lie is Chace living?
Call girl casting call
Tina Fey is looking to add to the star-studded cast of “30 Rock.” The SNL alumnus wants to sign big names like Ashley Dupre and Britney Spears to guest star on the critically acclaimed NBC show. “I would love Spitzer’s girl,” Fey told Page Six. Unfortunately, she has “no idea how to get in touch with her.” For someone accustomed to whoring herself out, seems like “Kristin” may be on board for some legitimate attention. Then again, we bet Fey won’t pay nearly as much as Spitzer.
p. **Spears’ shotgun wedding?**
IMDB caught Jamie Lynn Spears flashing new bling in her Louisiana hometown earlier this week. Based on the diamond band she’s been sporting, it looks like the pregnant pipsqueak is engaged — presumably to her babydaddy. Casey Aldridge, JLS’s long-time boyfriend, is two years older than the 16-year-old “Zoey 101” star. Jamie Lynn raised eyebrows in December when she unabashedly announced her pregnancy in US Weekly for quite the chunk of cash.
p. **Heidi strikes back**
Heidi Montag probably thinks this post is about her. The newly busty über bitch plans to hire only look-alikes to model for the launch of her new fashion line. Heidiwood — which sounds to us like a thinly veiled rip off of Hollywould — will target the everyday woman. “Lauren’s line is not necessarily something I would wear,” Heidi told US Weekly. “When we were in school, I was the designer, and she was in, like, product development.” Not to, like, be a bitch.