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‘Penelope’ spins conventions of a childern’s fairy tale

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While it has the facade of a typical children’s fairy tale about a well-bred maiden seeking her prince charming, “Penelope” has one edgy twist: the maiden suffers from the unusual affliction of having a pig’s snout for a nose.

p. As title character Penelope Wilhern, Christina Ricci (“Sleepy Hollow”) delivers a pleasant yet sometimes overly saccharine performance as the film’s spirited heroine. Her porcine appendage is an unfortunate repercussion of prior family wrongdoings: a cold-hearted ancestor courted a servant and then heartlessly cast her aside when his family convinced him that she was an unsuitable spouse for a noble like himself. A curse left the family’s next female child with grotesque facial features meant to render her equally unsuitable. For the curse to be lifted, Penelope must be accepted by “one of her own kind” by winning the heart of a fellow noble.

p. Penelope’s mother (Catherine O’Hara, “Best in Show”) is significantly more distraught about the snout than her daughter is. She attempts to speedily marry the girl off as soon as possible in order to free the family from further embarrassment. Mrs. Wilhern parades a slew of eligible, blue-blooded English gents into their home, but not even a hefty dowry can convince them to accept Penelope and her unbecoming facial features.

p. That is, until Max (James McAvoy, “Atonement”) comes on the scene. A down-and-out noble, he is surprisingly undaunted by Penelope’s snout. The pair seem a perfect match, but Max may have secrets of his own.

p. McAvoy embraces his role with enthusiasm, plowing through the film with a delightful, rakish charm. One can’t help but wonder, however, why the filmmaker chose to have him conceal his Scottish brogue with a stilted American accent.

p. The most well-known star of the film, Reese Witherspoon (“Walk the Line”), appears onscreen only briefly. Though she played Penelope’s best friend, Annie, Witherspoon’s primary involvement in the film was her role as producer.

p. Fans of more eclectic and artistic works need not fear: “Penelope” may be a fairy tale, but it is far from main-stream. Everything from the costumes to the scenery give the film an unusual, family-film vibe. However, one has to wonder how many young children will really be engaged by the often dark and strange world depicted on screen, not to mention the dysfunctional family portrayed.

p. The film’s main problem is its inability to choose between being a children’s film or one that appeals to an older crowd. There are moments of innuendo, which are clever, but not necessarily geared towards a PG crowd. At other times, exaggerated slapstick moments clearly target young audiences. These conflicting tones might baffle a more mature crowd and cause them to question exactly how seriously they should take the film.

p. The climax of “Penelope” may be a bit far-fetched — even for a fairy tale — but it is original nonetheless. While the film certainly will not earn its critically acclaimed cast any nominations, it seems clear that they had fun in the process of making it. The cast invites the audience to join in for a mindless yet entertaining few hours at the movies.

Natalie Portman shines in ‘Other Boleyn Girl’

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The chief criticism regarding director Justin Chadwick’s “The Other Boleyn Girl,” based on Philippa Gregory’s best-selling novel, has been that it’s one big soap opera.

p. Though Henry VIII did not invent sexual politics, this most notorious example of a royally shrewd libido may as well have. To call anything relating to Henry’s court a soap opera is just plain redundant.

p. The movie isn’t more sexually explicit than the facts, so this particular criticism should be leveled at history, not cinema’s interpretation. Accept the steamy, depressing tale, and you actually get a pretty decent movie.

p. As esteemed film critic Richard Roeper has pointed out, the performances are pretty good. To begin with the best, Natalie Portman (“Closer”) displays great talent as Anne, the ambitious older sister instructed by her uncle to catch the king’s eye. She plays the cocky, seductive role very well.

p. Where she really shines, however, is in her portrayal of fear. Few actresses can convey real terror as well as Portman. Her execution scene offers period-piece fans a refreshingly human interpretation. Anne looks like a petrified child, trying to be brave though shaking in her boots. The realism rejects sublimity in favor of sympathy, rendering her fate all the more horrific. Her scenes of despair are simply relentless.

p. Surprisingly, the incest theme is handled in a rather moving way. Terrified that her miscarriage will make Henry believe she’s witch, Anne looks elsewhere for impregnation. The scene in which she turns to her brother — played by the disarmingly boyish Jim Sturgess (“Across the Universe”) — in a moment of plaintive despair epitomizes the darkness of her ambition.

p. Portman makes us sympathize with Anne, despite the despicable betrayal of her sister. If this movie does one thing well, it gives the viewer a great sense of the era’s chaos. No matter how clever the heroines or ingratiating the family, the predatory court consumes all who reach too high.

p. Demure Mary, wed before her sister, provides an apt foil to Portman’s character. Sclarlett Johansson (“Lost in Translation”) gives a decent performance but, ultimately, plays herself. She wanders around with the same charming but confused look on her face that she uses in all her movies. It works, but it makes one wonder if we’ll ever see something new from her.

p. Eric Bana (“Munich”) plays Henry. At just over 6’2”, he manages an appropriately imposing figure. This Henry, however, proves a little quiet and bland. While this doesn’t seem very appropriate for Henry VIII, a famously large personality, his aloofness allows the movie to belong to Mary and Anne.

p. As is often the case in period pieces, which typically draw a slew of highly talented, second-tier actors, the supporting characters are wonderfully cast. Kristin Scott Thomas plays an elegant and moving Lady Boleyn. Playing Mary’s husband, Benedict Cumberhatch (“Atonement”) is an up-and-coming actor who deserves more Hollywood attention. Anna Torrent offers viewers a heartbreakingly magnanimous Katharine of Aragon, and Juno Temple (“Atonement”) gives another precocious performance as Jane Parker.

p. One of the most intriguing and compelling characters, however, is the Duke of Norfolk (the girls’ uncle), whose fierce ambition controls the entire family. David Morrissey plays the human callous frighteningly well. No matter how one feels about the three leads, these actors carry the movie’s energy with great skill.
And — as always must be mentioned for period films — the costumes are eyecatchingly beautiful. Tudor England bursts to life in its many textures and hues. The lavish sets and costumes, however, could’ve been utilized to convey a greater sense of history.

p. If the film does fail in one respect, it is this: unlike “Elizabeth,” “The Other Boleyn Girl” fails to portray what is at stake. There’s no sense of kingdom, just a lot of sex.

Hollywood Gossip (March 14)

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**Shrink advice from C. Love?**
From one trashy trainwreck to another, Courtney Love has some advice for Britney Spears. The fellow fallen starlet referred Brit to counselor Warren Boyd, who has helped other rehab frequenters. We always endorse seeking help from an expert, but Court may not be the success story the toxic mom needs. Though rarely revered for her luxurious locks, Courtney had another kernel of wisdom to offer Brit: “She’s got to get a better hair weave.” Amen.

p. **Una maison pour Brangelina**
Humanitarian couple Ange-lina Jolie and Brad Pitt are looking for a new place to adopt, er, live. With another superbaby on the way, the power couple has made an offer on an 850-year-old house in the Provence region of France. With a $20 million stamp on the estate, Brangelina is looking for the perfect hospital to bring the newest addition to the save-the-children family into the world. Bienvenue.

p. **Like a Hall of Fame virgin**
Madonna must be thanking her lucky star. The material girl joined the music inferno that is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. Unlike many stars, who are nominated repeatedly before induction, Madonna was eligible for the first time this year. The prima diva got something to remember as Justin Timberlake inducted her Monday. Iggy Pop and the Stooges performed “Burning Up” and “Ray of Light” in tribute.

p. **Ex-cons gone wild**
Freshly released from jail, “Girls Gone Wild” founder Joe Francis has already jumped into new projects. Joe, who went to jail for tax fraud and faces allegations for filming naked, underage girls, plans to spend spring break in his office while 50 videographers in 14 cities conduct research for new films. His other new project, the first Girls Gone Wild magazine, will hit newsstands April 15.

Seniors Kisielius, Mann solidify legacy at College

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The scene was all too familiar for a basketball program that has endured over a century of postseason mediocrity.

p. Georgia State University, who finished 12th in the CAA, took control of Friday’s opening-round CAA tournament game with the Tribe soon after the first media timeout and leading by nine points. No fifth seed had ever lost to a 12th seed in the tourney.

p. When GSU guard D.J. Jones banked in a lay-up to put his team up by six points with 1:25 remaining, the two dozen or so fans in the Tribe’s student section went silent. The Tribe was teetering on the brink of another postseason low.

p. Seemingly everything that went right on offense for the Tribe all year long had gone awry in the first 38 minutes. Nothing was more glaring than seniors Nathan Mann and Laimis Kisielius’ shooting woes. Both are 1,000-point career-scorers, but Friday they combined for only 11 points and were 0 of 11 from three-point range.

p. It would have been a disastrous end to their collegiate careers, especially after they propelled the program into the upper echelon of the CAA standings for the first time in a decade.

p. “They have been so loyal to our program the last four years,” Head Coach Tony Shaver said. “There’s no way we wouldn’t be loyal to them on the court.”

p. With the clock running down, sophomore guard David Schneider hit the game-winning eight points, including the game-winning NBA three-pointer with 1.5 seconds left.

p. “When I hit it, it was almost like I was too excited and I didn’t know what to do,” Schneider said. “Hitting that shot gave them [Kisielius and Mann] an extra chance to be together as a team for another day and to continue their career.”

p. Mann and Kisielius were the cornerstones of Shaver’s first recruiting class which included Kyle Carrabine, walk-on Chris Stratton and Edwin Ofori Attah, who left the College after his freshman year.

p. Coming out of high school, Mann was primarily a jump-shooter. He gained strength and became a lockdown defender later in his career. Kisielius entered as a wing player and developed into an inside and outside threat on offense.

p. While they were not as highly touted as some of Shaver’s more recent recruits, Mann and Kisielius were consistent contributors from day one. Mann averaged 7.8 points and started 18 games his freshman season, while Kisielius earned CAA all-rookie accolades and averaged 8.7 points, second highest on the team.

p. Mann and Kisielius will also be remembered for their resilient leadership. As Shaver’s program endured change, the duo matured both on and off the court.

p. Ofori Attah, who started six games and averaged 6.3 points and 2.1 rebounds his freshman year, was the first of four impact players who left while Kisielius and Mann were on the team. Ofori Attah moved back to his home in Germany following the 2004-05 season. The following spring, the Tribe’s leading scorer, freshman guard Calvin Baker, transferred to Virginia. Corey Cofield, an all-CAA third team member his first two years, left midway through his senior season in 2006-07. Adam Payton’s graduation last May completed the exodus.

p. “When you’re building a program, you’ll have a lot of change and people leaving,” Shaver said. “These guys [Kisielius and Mann] have been solid and so loyal.”

p. **SATURDAY**

One of Shaver’s biggest concerns heading into the Tribe’s CAA quarterfinal match-up with Old Dominion was whether his two starting seniors would rise to the occasion and lead the team against the red-hot no.4 seed Monarchs, winners in six of their last seven games.

p. “Somehow, someway between now and tomorrow we need to get them to just relax a little and play the game,” he said after the Tribe offense relied almost entirely on Schneider and sophomore Danny Sumner Friday.

p. Mired in one of the worst slumps of his career, Mann discussed better shot selection with Shaver in the hours prior to tip-off. In the Tribe’s four previous games, he had made only 4 of his 37 three-point attempts. In the same four games, Kisielius’ offensive output dipped to 5.5 points, half of his season average. Some speculated that a mid-season injury to Kisielius’ toe hindered his play.

p. “It definitely had some kind of influence on my game, but I never made an excuse for myself,” Kisielius said of the injury. “I knew I had to show up for the tournament for us to succeed.”

p. Shaver offered up another reason for his senior’s offensive swoon.

p. “They played very uptight the last two weeks of the season,” Shaver said. “The reason was they wanted so badly to take us to the league’s top four. They weren’t missing shots because of nervousness, but because they were pressing so hard to be successful.”

p. Saturday afternoon, a small group of VCU fans joined the Tribe’s student section, turned their yellow t-shirts inside out and began rooting for Kisielius and the College. “No one messes with a Lithuanian,” they yelled from the front row. No Monarch player came close to stopping Kisielius. He poured in 16 points, his highest total since scoring a career-high 26 points Jan. 26 against the same ODU team.

p. Mann provided the last second heroics, nailing a three-point shot that put the Tribe up 63-60 with 7.5 seconds remaining. He finished with 10 points on 2-6 shooting; the first time since Feb. 20 against Drexel that he reached double-digits.

p. “The two guys I’m proudest of are the two guys [Kisielius and Mann] sitting right here … They’ve been the keys to the turnaround in our program and they were the keys to our win tonight,” Shaver said after the game.

p. **MONDAY**

p. Asked to describe his emotions following the Tribe’s heartbreaking loss to George Mason in the CAA championship, Kisielius said, “It’s the last game of my career here. That’s all I’m going to say.”

p. His red-eyes were enough to reveal how he felt. Just 24 hours after celebrating his game-winning shot against VCU, a sullen Kisielius put his head down after answering the question. An improbable run through the tournament suddenly ended on a sour note.

p. “The last day was physically and emotionally exhausting,” Shaver said. “A lot of people didn’t give them a chance to get to the final. A lot of people said they couldn’t win. But they fought hard.”

p. While the Tribe fell short of its first-ever NCAA tournament. Schneider believes both Kisielius and Mann cemented a legacy of success and leadership for the basketball program.

p. “They were the face of something special,” he said. “It’s up to me and the younger guys to keep building off that foundation.”

A valiant effort comes up short

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__After three last-second wins, Tribe falls to GMU in first-ever CAA title game appearance__

p. Standing in the way of the Tribe and its first-ever NCAA Tournament appearance Monday night was 2006 Final Four participant George Mason University. But after three consecutive last-second wins, including a victory over Old Dominion University and an upset of top-seeded Virginia Commonwealth University, the College seemed up for the challenge.

p. Its three-straight victories buoyed the team’s confidence after a late-season swoon that saw the Tribe drop six of its last seven games and fall out of contention for a first-round bye, as its long-range shooting suffered.

p. “Well, we were just saving all the makes for this weekend, I think,” Head Coach Tony Shaver said prior to the start of the tournament. “We’re counting on those going in the hole for us this weekend.”

p. The Tribe proved Shaver right in its first game, though the shots fell late in the contest.

p. The College’s tournament run started a week ago Friday when the fifth-seeded Tribe arrived at the Richmond Coliseum and met Georgia State University in a matinee matchup. For most of the game, it seemed as though the College would bow out in the first round of yet another CAA tournament, but the Tribe hung around thanks to the efforts of sophomores David Schneider and Danny Sumner. Sumner kept the College in the game, displaying his versatility while compiling 17 points. Meanwhile, Schneider saved the Tribe, scoring the College’s last eight points, including the game-winning three-pointer with 1.5 seconds left. Schneider’s shot catapulted the Tribe to its fourth-ever victory in the 23-year history of the CAA Tournament and sent the College into the quarterfinals to face ODU.

p. In Saturday’s quarterfinal, the Tribe team that played Friday had transformed into a more efficient unit offensively, as Sumner continued to showcase his talents and boost the College. Senior forward Laimis Kisielius provided the Tribe with additional offense and his classmate Nathan Mann proved to be the difference-maker late despite recent shooting struggles. Mann hit two critical three-pointers down the stretch to spur the Tribe’s victory. His trey with 7.5 seconds left came after Head Coach Tony Shaver called a play designed for seniors Kisielius and Mann. The two executed it to perfection, as Kisielius recorded the assist on Mann’s game-winning three-pointer.

p. “I couldn’t be happier for him to knock in that last shot,” Shaver said. “And we went to him the last play. We ran a play that involved our two seniors and they made the play to win the ballgame for us.”

p. Mann’s trey launched his team into a new world – Sunday at the CAA Tournament. Not since 1997 had the College made the semifinals and not since 2002 had the Tribe defeated its Sunday opponent VCU.

p. But none of that much mattered as the College showed the same patience offensively and intensity defensively that helped them scalp the Monarchs Saturday. And with the game on the line again, the Tribe delivered. This time Kisielius had the honors, banking home a six-foot leaner with 3.0 seconds remaining that sent the Tribe faithful into euphoria and VCU’s home crowd into shock.

p. Not only did Kisielius’s shot put the College into its first-ever CAA final, but it also sent the no. 1 seed packing, leaving the Rams out of the conference title game and marking the first time since 2000 that the top seed had not played in the final. The win also marked the only time in tournament history that the fifth-seed defeated the one-seed, allowing the Tribe to become the first fifth-seed to play in the championship game.

p. In front of an announced crowd of over 9,000 and a national television audience on ESPN, the Tribe walked onto the court Monday night with a chance at making history. The College entered the game holding the unpleasant distinction of being one of five teams with at least 50 years of NCAA Division I experience to not make the tournament.

p. True to Tribe fashion this season, however, defense kept the game close, as the College battled through bouts of poor shooting and shaky rebounding. But when shots started to fall, the game tightened. The College trailed 27-26 at intermission as Kisielius continued his torrid tournament pace, sinking a buzzer-beater jumper to end the half and netting 15 first half points. But after the break, Mason broke open a close game, using an 11-2 run to gain a foothold that it would never relinquish.

p. The Patriots led from the get-go, but the Tribe hung tough, eventually trimming the deficit to seven before Mason reclaimed its hold on the game.

p. After forty minutes, the College found itself still a member of the old non-tournament teams, falling to the Patriots 68-59.
However, the Tribe took a giant step toward erasing itself from that list this weekend, doubling its tournament win total to six and having three players – Kisielius, Schneider and Sumner – named to the All-Tournament team.

p. “I hope we create a little bit of stir at William and Mary about basketball,” Shaver said.

The Tribe’s Tournament Run

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**First round: Friday, March 7**
__Tribe 58, Georgia State 57__
After struggling through the first 35 minutes of the game, the Tribe made the necessary plays down the stretch, led by the clutch play of sophomore guard David Schneider, who scored eight points in the final minute, including the game-winning three-pointer with 1.5 seconds remaining.

p. **Quarterfinals: Saturday, March 8**
__Tribe 63, Old Dominion 60__
The Tribe locked down ODU big man Gerald Lee in the second half, holding him to only six points in the final 20 minutes, and were led offensively by Laimus Kisielius and Danny Sumner. Nathan Mann hit the game-winning three-pointer (above) with just over seven seconds left in the game.

p. **Semifinals: Sunday, March 9**
__Tribe 56, VCU 54__
Kisielius and Sumner once again led the Tribe on the offensive side of the ball, scoring 23 and 19 points, respectively. The Tribe’s defense locked down the potent VCU offense down the stretch, and Kisielius put in a bank shot in the lane with three seconds left to score the game-winner.

**Finals: Monday, March 10**
p. __Mason 68, Tribe 59__
Down only one point at the half, the Tribe began to show its fatigue at having to play four tournament games in as many days. Behind the play of seniors Folarin Campbell and Will Thomas, Mason began to pull away, despite the best efforts of Kisielius, who finished with 22 points.

Men’s Basketball Commentary: Much more than just a great run

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With all of the important events happening throughout the world, from politics to foreign affairs to personal tragedies, it’s often easy for me to feel as though sports pale in comparison. And for good reason. But there are also certain times when I am reminded of just how important and meaningful sports can be.

p. Monday night was one of those times.

p. My most lasting memory of the Tribe’s improbable run to the CAA Tournament Championship game will not be sophomore David Schneider rattling in a three-pointer with 1.5 seconds left, saving the Tribe from a first round upset defeat against Georgia State.

p. It won’t be Nathan Mann, after having struggled mightily through his first game and a half of tournament play, hitting a game-winning three with 7.5 seconds left to lead his team past bitter rival ODU in the second round.

p. It won’t be Laimus Kisielius putting the Tribe on his back against conference leader VCU, vaulting the College into its first-ever CAA title game with his game-winning bank shot with three seconds left.

p. It won’t even be looking up at the Jumbo-Tron at the Richmond Coliseum and seeing the Tribe being televised live on ESPN.

p. It will be the moment late in the second half of the team’s championship game matchup against George Mason, with the Tribe clearly worn down, out-matched and facing a considerable deficit. Nothing short of a miracle comeback would allow the Tribe to beat a talented, experienced Mason squad. It was then, from my seat on press row, that I heard a resounding chant of “Let’s Go Tribe” rise up from the College’s cheering section behind me.
And while at that moment I did my very best to keep my impartial reporter’s hat on, I could recall few times in my life when I had ever been more proud to be a part of something than I did right then.

p. It’s not just that the team defied every expectation, upset two teams that were in the NCAA Tournament last year, and did so in impressive, exciting fashion. It’s that the team made us believe. The fact that they did so, given the program’s tradition of losing records and lackluster fan support, is nothing short of remarkable. And the fact that they were able to unite the school, bringing together students, alumni, parents and fans in support of the team, after many members of the same groups were so sharply divided just one month ago, is something far more meaningful than the team’s on-court accomplishments.

p. Last year’s eighth-place finish in the conference was a step forward for the Tribe. This year’s run to the CAA finals has been a quantum leap. Not only did the team prove itself as being among the CAA’s elite, but it brought the program a level of national attention and exposure that would have been unthinkable at the start of the season. Next year looks promising as well, as the Tribe will field a stacked roster, led by emerging stars Schneider and Danny Sumner, along with Arkansas transfer Sean McCurdy.

p. But for now, it is essential to recognize the contributions of the senior class, particularly Kisielius and Mann. Perhaps even more important than their scoring ability has been their on-court leadership, which was on full display at the CAAs. Most of all, with the aid of CAA Coach of the Year Tony Shaver, they’ve helped turn around a team and create a level of excitement that this program hasn’t seen in its history, while at the same time bringing back unity to a campus that so sorely needed it.

p. And for that, we all have reason to be thankful.

p. __E-mail Jeff Dooley at jadool@wm.edu.__

Sports in Brief (March 14)

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**Women’s Basketball**
__Tribe opens conference tournament with win__
The Tribe women’s squad defeated Georgia State University 82-60 in the first round of the CAA Tournament. Senior Kyra Kaylor led four College starters in double figures with 17. The Tribe built a 42-32 halftime advantage behind 61 percent shooting from beyond the arc before ripping off a 12-2 run to open the second half and bury the Panthers. Sophomore Courtney Portell led an impressive three-point attack for the College, canning three of six treys, while classmate Tiffany Benson notched 15 second-half points. The Tribe faces seconde-seeded James Madison University today at noon in the quarterfinals.

p. **Baseball**
__College splits pair of games with state foes__
The Tribe split a pair of non-conference home contests this week as junior first baseman Mike Sheridan was named the CAA Co-Player of the Week. Freshman Tim Norton pitched five innings and allowed four runs, but he did not earn a decision in the College’s 7-6 loss to the University of Richmond Tuesday. The Tribe led 6-4 entering the sixth inning before a three-run outburst by the Spiders put Richmond ahead for good and saddled the Tribe with their first home loss of the season. The College rebounded a day later as senior catcher Tim Park led an energetic Tribe offense with a home run and two RBIs in a 12-3 victory over Virginia Military Institute.

In short meeting, SA passes one bill

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p. The Student Assembly unanimously passed the Full Disclosure Act and nominated Senator Walter McClean ’09 as interim chairman during Tuesday’s meeting.

p. The senate chair position was vacant because former Senate Chairman Matt Beato ’09 resigned earlier this week in order to campaign for election to the Williamsburg City Council. Matt Pinsker ’09 was sworn in to replace Beato as a senator for the class of 2009.

p. The Full Disclosure Act, sponsored by Sen. Brittany Fallon ’11, requires groups applying for funding from the SA to disclose other sources of funding to the finance committee. Fallon said that the Honor Code sufficiently enforced the policy.

p. McClean and Senator Michael Douglass ’11 presented the Save-a-Professor Act as new business. The bill proposes a referendum to students on whether the annual fee to fund the Save-a-Professor program should be raised from $5 to $7. Through the program, a College professor is selected each year to receive a $30,000 bonus over three years.

p. Sen. Caroline Mullis ’09 introduced a referendum on condoms that she wrote during the meeting. She said that details would be forthcoming.

p. Secretary of Finance Andrew Blasi ’10 gave a final finance update and said that the activities fund is roughly $3,000 under its proposed monthly spending rate.

Nichol to teach at UNC law school

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p. Former College President Gene Nichol and his wife, Glenn George, will return to the University of North Carolina where they will both teach at the law school.

p. “Gene Nichol and Glenn George return to Chapel Hill with my very best wishes and those of William and Mary,” Interim College President Taylor Reveley said in a written statement. “The University of North Carolina Law School has added two wonderful teachers and scholars to its number.”

p. The Flat Hat has tried to reach Nichol for comment several times since his resignation, but Nichol has not returned requests for comment.