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This week in Flat Hat History (April 27)

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**1930**
Earl G. Swem was elected to be business manager of the Colonial Echo, the College’s yearbook. He had served on the staff the previous year as an assistant business manager. Swem was also a member of Sigma Alpha Epsilon, Omicron Delta Kappa and The Flat Hat Club.

p. **1952**
The College golf team beat Richmond by a 26 1⁄2- 1⁄2 margin and beat VMI 22 1⁄2- 4 1⁄2. In the Richmond match, Bill Wray shot a 69, which was the team’s lowest score at that point in the season.

p. **1969**
Students put together a petition in support of College President David Paschall in response to a student petition requesting his resignation.
Supporters of Paschall cited the development of new buildings, higher faculty salaries and new programs as evidence of his strength as a president. Other students took issue with his alleged opposition to controversial speakers, lack of cooperation with Flat Hat editors and withholding of faculty contracts.

p. **2002**
470 students were bumped in the housing lottery, according to the Office of Residence Life. In 2002, 97 more people paid their housing deposit than in 2001, which resulted in a record high number of students getting bumped. Res Life stated they were working to create new residential facilities on campus by fall 2005. This year 326 students were bumped.

College will switch to online billing

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Recently the College implemented eBill, a new system of tuition payment. This service is provided to students as a “convenient and reliable alternative to paper bills,” according to the College’s financial operations department.

p. Students will be able to view bills on the myWM self-service page. Paper bills will no longer be mailed to students. If students wish for parents to pay the bill they will be responsible for providing a third party e-mail address for a parent or guardian. The College will then send a statement to the listed address that includes a billing due date and the amount due. The third party will not be able to view the actual billing statement.

p. Since tuition payment now rests on student shoulders, some worry that there will be a rise in late payments. Restrictive holds will be placed on all accounts not paid in full by the established due date for the semester. Restrictive holds prevent transcripts from being issued and students from registering.

p. According to Pamela Johnston of the bursar’s office, the College decided to implement the eBill system for a variety of reasons. She said the College wants to provide faster and easier service to students. The College is also concerned about the environmental consequences of mass-mailing paper bills. Students will receive bills for the fall semester on eBill in mid-July.

By the Numbers (April 27)

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These averages are based on all current professors with at least 5 ratings on ratemyprofessors.com, a popular site where students evaluate their professors. Average “quality” is a combination of “clarity” and “helpfulness” scores.

**Quality**

p. **Government** – 3.92
**English** – 3.75
**Chemistry** – 3.59
**Economics** – 3.49
**Computer Science** – 3.16

**Easiness**

p. **Government** – 3.02
**English** – 3.34
**Chemistry** – 2.94
**Economics** – 2.96
**Computer Science** – 3.10

Bracelets support Tech

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In response to the tragic shootings at Virginia Tech, senior Scott Brown and the Student Assembly have teamed up to sell “We Remember” bracelets to raise money for Virginia Tech’s Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund.

p. The 2,500 maroon and 2,500 orange bracelets will feature the College’s and Virginia Tech’s logos and the words “We Remember.” On the other side of the bracelet will be the date of the shooting, 4/16/07.

p. Brown, who also planned the College’s five-year memorial in honor of the terrorist attacks of Sept. 11, came up with the idea as a way for students to show solidarity with Tech. He contacted SA president and vice president Zach Pilchen and Valerie Hopkins, both sophomores, asking for their support.

p. “We wanted to address in the long term what we could do for Tech,” Hopkins said. “Coming together as a community to grieve was an important way to deal with the tragedy. Now, we have to reach out to their community.”

p. The SA senate passed the “We Are All Hokies” bill, which allocated money to pay for 5,000 bracelets. A second bill was also introduced in the senate by Sens. James Evans, a senior, and Ryan Eickel, a freshman, to express the College’s condolences to Virginia Tech.

p. “By purchasing the bracelets, it’s a small way that we, as a community, can convey a tremendous message to the Tech community that we are united,” Brown said.

p. The bracelets will arrive on campus today and students will be able to purchase them for a minimum donation of $2 beginning at the King and Queen Ball and, pending approval, the My Chemical Romance concert Saturday. The bracelets will be on sale next week at the University Center and outside Swem Library.

p. All of the proceeds from the sale of the bracelets will go to the Hokie Spirit Memorial Fund. According to the Fund’s website, the collection uses donated money to pay for “assistance to victims and their families, grief counseling, memorials, communication expenses and comfort expenses.”

Meese on short list for federal judgeship

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__Law professor would have to leave College to become a federal judge__

p. Alan J. Meese, Ball Professor at the Marshall-Wythe School of Law and co-chair of the William and Mary Committee on Religion at a Public University, has been recommended for a federal court judgeship by three of the state’s bar associations.

p. The two largest Bar Associations in Virginia sent Meese’s name to Sens. John Warner and Jim Webb. The Virginia Bar Association recommended 11 individuals to the senators, and the Virginia State Bar sent a list of nine individuals. He was also recommended by the Virginia Women Attorneys Association.

p. “I am honored by the confidence these associations have expressed in me. Sitting on the Fourth Circuit would be a unique and exciting opportunity to serve the Commonwealth and the Nation,” Meese said.

p. The confirmation process for a federal appeals court judgeship could take over a year because potential candidates must first be nominated and confirmed.

p. Meese’s name on the three Bar Association lists could be a significant step toward President Bush nominating Meese, who would then have to be approved by the Senate.

p. It is possible for a nominee not to be confirmed. John Roberts, chief justice of the Supreme Court, was nominated to the D.C. Circuit by George H.W. Bush and not confirmed, but he was later nominated by George W. Bush and confirmed.

p. A few years later, he was nominated for the Supreme Court. Every current Supreme Court justice was a Federal Appeals Court judge at one point in time.

p. The next step for Meese is a potential nomination by Bush based on the senators’ recommendations.

p. Federal judges, unlike state judges, do not have fixed terms and could serve a life tenure if they maintain good moral standards.

p. Meese’s illustrious history began when he graduated from the College ranked first in his class with a double major in Ancient Greek and economics.

p. He went on to graduate from the University of Chicago Law School in 1989 where he worked on the University of Chicago Law Review. He has clerked for two judges, including Antonin Scalia, and has practiced law at Skadden, Arps, Slatem Meagher and Flom with a specialty in antitrust law.

p. He joined the College’s faculty in 1995 and became an associate professor of law in 1998. He is currently the Ball Professor of Law and the vice president and president elect of the Faculty Assembly.

p. He has published several scholarly articles on topics ranging from antitrust law to free speech rights of corporations.

p. If Meese were to become a federal judge, he would be unable to teach full-time at the College, but could perhaps teach part-time.
There are four former academics on the Seventh Circuit Court of Appeals, and a former University of Virginia professor serves on the Fourth Circuit.

p. There are currently two vacancies on the Fourth Circuit which, hears appeals in Virginia, Maryland, West Virginia, North Carolina and South Carolina.

[Correction: An earlier version of this story incorrectly stated that Meese was recommended to the court by Sens. Warner and Webb.]

Insurance to cost less

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The College’s renegotiated health insurance policy will be approximately 25 percent cheaper than the current policy, Vice President for Student Affairs Sam Sadler said.

p. The policy, for both undergraduate and graduate students, remains essentially the same every year but is annually renegotiated between the College and Student Resources, a division of The MEGA Life and Health Insurance Company. The renegotiated policy will go into effect for the Class of 2011 in August 2007.

p. According to an e-mail from Dr. Gail Moses, Director of the Student Health Center, with the exception of a $10 co-pay, all costs incurred from services, supplies, medications and contraception provided at the Health Center will be covered 100 percent.

p. Improvements to the policy include providing free contraceptives and no co-pays for prescription medications filled at the Health Center.

p. The school also increased the coverage for prescription medications filled outside of the Health Center from $300 to $1,200. For the 2007-2008 school year, the cost of the annual student premium for the basic insurance plan will be will be $1,020.

p. Starting with the Class of 2010, every student entering the College must demonstrate proof of health insurance or they will be automatically entered into the College plan.

Cobblestone Couture showcases student fashions

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“I really like the eighties a lot,” junior Lana Shahmoradian said as she finished applying another layer of eye shadow to the already deeply blackened circles around one of her models’ eyes.

p. “I wanted my clothes to be something you could see someone rocking out in,” she said, describing the line of clothing she designed for last Saturday’s student fashion show. She began drawing a set of thick, exaggerated eyebrows across the model’s forehead, then paused in consideration. “Maybe not on this planet. Maybe on a different planet.”

p. Shahmoradian, who is a biology major and art minor trying to decide between medical school and launching her own fashion line, presented her clothing to around 200 fellow students at Saturday evening’s show in the University Center Chesapeake rooms. Dozens of models — all of whom were students — took turns marching down the makeshift runway to a background of soft lighting, deafening European dance music and plenty of flashing cameras.

p. The student designer was one of six to have her work displayed. Her own line, which she titled “Heavy Metal Unicorn,” was marked by common themes of tinsel, electric blue and duct tape. Her dramatic use of makeup, she said, complements the clothing.

p. “My clothes are kind of out there and I wanted makeup to match that,” she said. “I’m trying to get the audience to think ‘half woman, half robot.’”

p. Shahmoradian, who grew up playing violin and piano, but has since switched to computer-driven electronic music, said that music played an important role in her designs. “I could probably dedicate each outfit to a song, a specific song I listened to on repeat while I was designing it.” In the programs handed out before the show, she dedicates her designs to French techno band Daft Punk and her mother.

p. If there is such a thing as polar opposites in fashion, then Shahmoradian spent Saturday’s pre-show preparations sharing a makeup table with hers. Quietly stitching away among the buzz of abstract post-modernism that defined Heavy Metal Unicorn’s models was senior Lisa D’Aromando, who was putting the finishing touches on her own line, “BellAmore.” She held pins in her mouth between hurried bites from a take-out salad from University Center Center Court as she attempted a few last-second changes to an unassumingly normal yellow dress.

p. “Clothing shows your personality,” said D’Aromando, whose prim, carefully colored designs were punctuated with bits of bright, charming jewelry.

p. “I like making clothes comfortable and still dressy,” she said, adding that she encouraged her models to have fun and even to smile — a fashion show faux pas that drew snickers from a handful of high-minded spectators. “That might not be the way they do it in New York, but I want to have fun with it,” she said.
D’Aromando’s attitude is more businesslike when it comes to her jewelry. An art student turned marketing major, she has sold her designs online, to stores around her hometown on the New Jersey coast and to her sorority sisters in Kappa Kappa Gamma.

p. D’Aromando’s sorority features prominently in her work — two of her models are sorority sisters. Much of her clothing and jewelry include the distinctive blues of the sorority’s logo. D’Aromando’s website (which features an elaborate quadruple-stranded necklace inspired by Angelina Jolie) bears the fleur-de-lis, which is also Kappa’s official symbol.

p. D’Aromando, who said she drew inspiration from the art she saw when visiting extended family in Italy, is not out to change the world with her designs. “I started making jewelry because it can dress anything up,” she said.

p. Somewhere between the casual sociability of BellAmore and the dadaistic feminism of Heavy Metal Unicorn was sophomore Max Kaplan. Meeting Kaplan is not easy, not only because he is taking classes in Washington, D.C. this semester. Between the briskly formal e-mails Kaplan fires off from his BlackBerry, the no-nonsense entourage that keeps eager fans at bay and then, of course, the adoring fans themselves (“Max is, like, really amazing,” one wide-eyed student told me in response to a totally unrelated question about when the show would be starting), one finds that Kaplan’s celebrity looms large in the College’s fashion design community.

p. Kaplan has certainly put in the work to earn the respect that was so evident at Saturday’s show. “It’s a passion,” he said. He had been working on this year’s show since he and senior Elizabeth Moore set up last spring’s fashion show — the first of its kind at the College. He and Moore were so happy with the results that they decided to form a fashion design club, which they named Cobblestone Couture, and to hold the show every spring.

p. Even from three hours away in Washington, D.C., Kaplan’s enthusiasm is unmatched. “It was tough to get everyone together last semester because of classes,” he said as he jogged across the runway to make a last-second change to the lighting before the 4 p.m. run-through. He was worried about the photos coming out overexposed. “Last year we were packed. It brings a big mix of people. We get football players, sorority girls, art students — everyone comes together,” he said as he fussed over a large lighting stand borrowed from Swem Library.

p. Kaplan, despite his looming reputation, has a slight frame and a self-effacing, eagerly polite manner. He moved the stand toward the wall, away from where the photographers would be. He reasoned that it might not make for ideal lighting, but that the photographers would be more comfortable. Satisfied, he started jogging again, this time toward the dressing room where he needed to start the run-through. “We set this up to think about clothing, design, art, pop culture — to think about all these things,” he said. He disappeared backstage, where he had been at work since 8 a.m., and did not reemerge until the end of the show, when he marched out to thunderous applause and, with one of his models in hand, leaned over to kiss his mother in the front row.

p. Kaplan relied on freshman Tage Waite and senior Megan Dorward to help run everything. During Saturday afternoon’s many run-throughs, Waite stood at the end of the runway, arms crossed, watching the models. “Dawn, slow down a little bit. Watch your walk. Remember your arms. That’s good,” she shouted across the massive hall. “You want people to focus on the clothes,” she noted, “not the model.” Once the show started, Waite went out front, managing the show’s music and helping to take tickets. She said her goal after college is to supervise professional fashion shows. “I don’t design myself, but I really like fashion,” she said.

p. Dorwood, who described herself as Kaplan’s assistant, spent the afternoon run-throughs standing backstage with a clipboard holding the model roster. “I interned with Nannette Lapore,” she told me between barking orders at the models, most of whom towered over her. She snapped her fingers at a model waiting to make a practice run and pointed to the curtains that opened into the runway. She turned back to me. “In New York.” The models waiting to go out watched Dorwood in silence.

p. “You just have to put your game face on,” sophomore Yodit Kifle said of the stresses of being a fashion model. Models spent three weeks learning how to correctly walk down the runway. (“The walk has a New York style or a Paris style. Ours is in the middle,” Moore said.) Kifle said she had been called to do fittings with her designer, junior Julia Elkin, in the middle of the night. Kifle playfully shouted at a fellow model who was doing a practice run, trying to distract her. The other model cracked a smile and Kifle laughed. She said that everything, the makeup, the walking lessons, the months of designing and planning, all come down to the turn at the end of the runway. “You have to connect as much as possible with the cameras.”

Senioritis spurs ‘Great Escapes’

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Has anyone ever seen the movie “The Great Escape?” I’m going to try to sum it up in a way that is not too derivative of Eddie Izzard: Steve McQueen and some other dudes that don’t matter as much because they are not Steve Mc-friggin’-Queen escape from a Nazi POW camp. They accomplish this amazing feat only by pooling their respective strengths: Some of the guys are expert tunnel diggers (luckily enough), some are really good at forging documents and some poor sissies are put in charge of making clothes for going incognito post-escape. Steve McQueen’s skill is looking badass and convincing everyone else to help him while he hangs out and plays baseball.

p. Questions that should be arising: What does this have to do with student life at the College? How do I get to be as awesome as Steve McQueen? And how does Lauren Bell manage to make less and less sense each successive week?

p. Answer: I staged my very own ‘Great Escape’ today. As one of your fellow College students, my triumph over oppression and entrapment somehow affects your life. My license to be ridiculous in print stems in part from that tiny bit of McQueen-ness that I am occasionally able to muster: My staging of a ‘Great Escape’ put me, in some way, on a level with La McQueen; The Flat Hat would never stop Steve McQueen from writing whatever he damn well pleased, and it hasn’t yet stopped me.

p. The story: In my economics class this morning, my professor announced that we would be playing a game. She then proceeded to hand out game instructions that were longer and more complicated than any of our lectures had been thus far. Just as Steve McQueen does not play games with his escape plans, Lauren Bell does not play games with economics — particularly when they hurt her brain. I decided to make a break for it. I waited until a distracting commotion started. In my case, it was people getting up to play a game, not an air raid like in the movie, but, whatevs. Seeing my chance, I stood, looked around, and fled to the clean air of freedom. Maybe it’s not as dramatic as a motorcycle chase to Switzerland, and maybe it didn’t involve expert tunnel diggers, but I thought my escape was pretty great.

p. I don’t think I’m alone in the staging of Steve McQueen-style hijinks these days: The weather is beautiful, classes are almost over and shoot, I’m graduating. A lot of people talk about senioritis, but as I look around at my senior friends, I see something a little stronger, a littler crazier and a little more Steve McQueen-badass-ier: We are experiencing severe senior year don’t-care syndrome. I’m not talking apathy here. Apathy is boring and lazy and lacking in passion. We are passionate, but instead of being passionate about our homework, we’re passionate about getting out of here. We’re still energetic, but lately we’re energetically getting in the last of our undergraduate shenanigans instead of energetically cruising the library stacks.

p. Example: I ran into a friend the afternoon after a particularly disastrous (in a fun way) wine and cheese night. As we lurched towards each other, we didn’t say “Hi” or “How are you?” I just looked at him and said, “I skipped econ.” He replied, “I skipped Arabic.” Then we cackled maniacally, gave each other high-fives, and ran off to our respective destinations, waving our arms and shouting, “Seniors! Woooo!”

p. We do this because, like Steve McQueen in “The Great Escape,” seniors are good at looking cool and hanging out while other people work hard. You underclassmen will still be digging tunnels and hiding dirt for at least a year (in a metaphorical sense — unless you’re a geology major). Come May 20, seniors will be hopping on our motorcycles and cruising out of here (in a metaphorical sense — unless you’re actually Steve McQueen).

p. __Lauren Bell is a Confusion Corner columnist for The Flat Hat. She has her very own team of expert tunnel diggers. Jealous?__

‘Orpheus’ descends on PBK

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Prejudice, repressed passion, conformity — these are all terms that describe what lies beneath the surface of the old Southern town that serves as the current backdrop to the College’s theatrical stage. This weekend, the College’s theatre department will present “Orpheus Descending,” a Tennessee Williams play about a drifter who wanders into to a small town and stirs up more than just trouble. The show will run from April 26 to 29 at Phi Beta Kappa Memorial Hall.

p. “This is definitely one of the most disturbing plays that [Tennessee Williams] ever wrote,” publicity director Kelsey Meiklejohn, a sophomore, said.

p. “This play has a troubled history,” director and theater professor Richard Palmer said. “It failed when it first opened and was only a moderate success when William’s rewrote it 17 years later for a Broadway opening.”

p. According to Palmer, “the plot hinges on a love story that Williams seemed incapable of developing fully.” The actors and directors involved in putting on the play often find it difficult to develop the relationships that Williams incorporates in the lines of the text. In fact, the challenges that it brings to the cast and crew serve as testaments to the dedication and passion necessary to successfully take on this play.

p. This brings us to the theatre department here at the College, which is known to be spirited and ambitious. However, the students are up for the challenge of portraying the obscure complexities of Williams’ theatrical mind.

p. “The longer roles are much more demanding than the actors have had an opportunity to do before,” Palmer said, “but they have risen beautifully to the challenge, … We talk a lot about acting as risk taking. It’s exciting to actually see it happen.”

p. The idea to perform “Orpheus Descending” as the theatre department’s final spring performance stems from a freshman seminar course that several of the actors took.

p. “It was the very first theater class I took at the College and quite possibly my favorite,” sophomore Kerry Stintson said. “It was a great mix of people, and I loved working with all of them. We focused on ‘Orpheus Descending’ and each wrote a paper on different aspects of the play — the original cast, director, ‘Battle of the Angels’ (the one act on which this play is based) etc. Actually, the department accepts student suggestions for their main stage season.” Thus, after being submitted 10 times last year for consideration, the play was finally chosen to be performed on the College’s main stage.

p. Audiences can expect extremely devoted acting. Several student actors who typically play leading roles will make cameo appearances throughout the performance, showing that the love for the theater that marked the playwright is also present within the College’s theater community. “Williams may have cared more about this play than anything else he wrote,” Palmer said. “Its earliest version was his first professionally staged, full-length play, and he literally put himself in it as part of the two main characters, both male and female.”

p. Those involved in publicizing for the performance are optimistic about the projected turnout and reception of this intricate piece. “We’ve seen a recent growth in our student audiences,” Meiklejohn said. Although the King and Queen Ball and other springtime activities are expected to draw large crowds over the weekend, the cast and crew remain positive that they will have a loyal crowd, especially after the support received for “Ramayana,” a performance put on earlier this year. “We all have a passion and we love to involve others in our passion,” Meiklejohn said.

p. “The play … requires nothing special from the audience other than close attention and willingness to ride an emotional roller coaster,” Palmer said. And so it goes without saying that the list of stimulating weekend activities has been substantially amplified.
“Orpheus Descending” will run today and tomorrow at 8 p.m., and Sunday at 2 p.m. The performances will take place at Phi Beta Kappa Memorial Hall. Tickets are $5 at the box office.

Trojan sparks sexual conversation

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I spent last Thursday and Friday staying in a very chic hotel in Atlanta, eating free food and talking about sex. I met Dr. Drew from “Loveline” on MTV and the former Surgeon General Dr. Jocelyn Elders. I’m not telling you this to brag (much), I’m telling you this because the fancy hotel and the free condoms were part of a roundtable discussion among college journalists about sexuality and sexual health issues. We talked about a lot of things: good, bad and getting better. I thought, as the official representative of the College, I ought to give you all the highlights.

p. We talked about the need for a real dialogue about sex and sexuality, starting well before college — starting well before puberty. Kids need to learn that sex isn’t inherently bad and, as Dr. Elders said repeatedly, “We are all sexual beings.” As a staunch supporter of comprehensive sex education, she was fired from her government position for suggesting that masturbation be discussed and explained in schools. Everybody should know how to masturbate, she said, “because you know you’ll always be having sex with someone you love.”

p. Focusing more on the issues that specifically face our peer group, we talked about the pervasive “hook-up” culture and our over-reliance on alcohol to feel brave and comfortable enough to be sexual. Do we drink to have sex? It sounds horrible at first, but then, recall how many times you’ve heard a friend say, “I want to get wasted tonight so I can hook up.” Alcohol is our main sexual lubricant in two ways, it seems: it helps us feel brave enough to make a move or accept the drunken come-on of someone else, and it also functions as an excuse in the morning, so that we aren’t judged by our peers for engaging in casual sex.

p. “Oh man, I was so trashed, I made out with this guy whose name I didn’t know” is an acceptable story to tell in the morning, while “I made the sober decision to choose to have sex with a guy that I am not emotionally interested in because I enjoy having sex” is rarely admitted. As a group of college students, we clearly weren’t anti-drinking or anti-sex, just interested in seeing a separation of the two. As one girl put it, “If you always have sex drunk, who owns your sexuality: you or the beer?” So, we talked about how to get people to be more comfortable being sexual sober, so that we wouldn’t need the alcohol in these ways.

p. We talked about dating. Well, not dating exactly — it still sounds like an old-fashioned word for an old-fashioned social system we don’t really use anymore — but a new institution that our generation really hasn’t found a word for yet. A state of existing with a member or members of the sex you find yourself attracted to that involves sexuality (tension or action) along with some form of interaction besides just sex. A middle ground between the committed relationship so many of us aren’t ready for right now and the random, drunken one-night stand that so often ends up in bad or awkward sex. Sounds pretty good, right? Well, apparently, this new “dating” is starting to show up on college campuses, moving from the deep South up in our general direction. Some of us are already there; some of us think it sounds terrible and the current system suits them just fine. But, for everyone interested in finding that sexual “happy medium,” now’s the time to create that change.

p. Later, at an after-conference party in one of the girl’s suites, I learned some things during a game of Kings. I’ve got a new position for you all to try: It’s called the Leapfrog and it came highly recommended. He lies down, and she climbs on top, but instead of resting her legs on the bed or ground, she props her ankles up behind her on his legs so that she is entirely supported by him. As he thrusts up to her, she bounces like, well, a frog I guess. I also learned about Trojan’s new vibrating rings, a one-time-use rubbery-ring to be worn around the penis, with textured edges and a tiny battery that vibrates for 20 minutes. It helps the clitoris have more fun during intercourse.

p. I learned about how some other colleges and universities have a lot fewer sexual health resources on campus than we do — our health center has a wide variety of testing services and information — and about how high some schools have set the bar.

p. I learned how lucky we are to have an administration that supports us having an open dialogue about sexuality — in this column, organizations, performances and classes. And, most importantly, I learned how valuable that dialogue is, and how much we need to keep working and talking and thinking about healthy sex and sexuality, so that we can have more and more of it.

p. Kate Prengaman is the Flat Hat sex columnist. She’d like to thank Trojan for the opportunity to participate in this discussion forum, and for all the free stuff.