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For freshman, hard to choose sides in Nichol debate

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p. Alma mater hail!

p. These words resonated through Old Campus and up the stairs to the second floor of Brown Hall last week. One thing was for sure — my roommate and I were in our pajamas busy reading for canceled classes. The night of former College President Gene Nichol’s resignation, we excused ourselves from being in the front of his house because it was too cold outside or because we were a little sick or because we were already too comfortable.
If I had wanted to protest, however, my red checkered pajamas would not have stopped me. It’s not that I hate Nichol, I guess, but I don’t love him either.

p. I care very much about the future of the College and the decisions made by the administration. I have been kept well informed about recent happenings by my professors and fellow classmates, but somehow, I have failed to forge a strong opinion of Nichol and his presidency.

p. When I read Nichol’s e-mail Tuesday morning, I was touched by everything he had to say and by everything he had done for the College. His constant encouragement for diversity and increase in financial aid for low-income families was noble. I was especially disappointed with the monetary offer made by the Board of Visitors; I found it shameful. Later that day at dinner, conversations, debates and arguments about Nichol flourished across the tables at the University Center. I felt as if I was part of a new nightlife in Williamsburg: the hub of controversy and scandal.

p. I also discussed the matter with an upperclassman who was in complete favor of Nichol’s resignation. He murmured through his pasta, “You know, Nichol lost this College more than $10 million dollars. With him as president, the alumni refuse to donate to any of the College funds.”

p. I had known that. But at that point, this fact seemed more blaring than ever. And I thought to myself, “Well, it’s a good thing he’s gone.” Throughout that day and for the rest of the week, I felt as if I was taking on the opinions and reasoning of everyone around me. I would be convinced by the person I was talking to right at that moment.

p. Why am I not feeling anything? It’s not apathy — I do care enough to have an opinion. I realized, then, that the reason why I am failing so miserably at making up my mind is because I never really formed an opinion of Nichol on my own. He helped carry my bags up to my room during Orientation and, the next thing I knew, he resigned. With the craziness of my first semester freshman year, I completely overlooked Nichol, his policies and the repercussions they might bring upon the College.

p. And, all of a sudden, I’m being bombarded with opinions, concerns and questions from passionate upperclassmen and teary-eyed professors, but all that I can think of is whether class will be canceled again. It’s really bad, I know. But, it’s true. I don’t want to lie to myself and stand out there wearing a bright yellow shirt when I don’t completely believe in the cause behind it.

p. Even though I’m still a little confused about the whole controversy surrounding Nichol’s presidency, there was never a moment when I didn’t care about the College. And there was never a time when I felt I couldn’t voice my opinion. I admire all those who took a stand to speak out against, or in favor of, recent events. I love that so many people care for the sake of the College.

p. Indeed, alma mater hail!

__Kalyani Phansalkar is a freshman at the College.__

Nichol protests: a cost-benefit analysis

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p. Within hours of former College President Gene Nichol’s resignation, my e-mail inbox was bombarded with requests to join approximately 37 pro-Nichol Facebook groups and attend 418 more associated rallies, demonstrations, vigils, bake sales, book clubs, sing-alongs and protests.

p. The campus was in an uproar — or so it seemed. Classes were canceled. Students and teachers would join together in a general academic strike. There would be massive demonstrations on the Sunken Garden. Our voices would finally be heard. So what happened?

p. I rolled out of bed Wednesday morning intrigued by what might happen. Before leaving to go to class, I checked my e-mail one last time. No canceled classes for me — bummer. I stepped out the door into a gloomy, rainy morning and trudged toward Washington Hall. As I crossed the soaked Sunken Garden, I noticed one thing: it was empty. As I discovered at lunch, the “protest” had been moved into the University Center to escape the rain. There, as I stood in line to eat, I witnessed the 85 or so students that had gathered to relax in a public space, eat, talk, study, sit alone against a wall with a laptop or otherwise demonstrate their support for the ex-president and disdain for the Board of Visitors.

p. Our parents would be disappointed in this weak excuse for a protest. I know I was. In the days leading up to the BOV’s ultimate decision not to renew Nichol’s contract, it had become increasingly fashionable for students to express their support for the then-president, proudly wearing buttons or T-shirts that read “If President Nichol’s Not Welcome Here … Then Neither Am I.”

p. When it was announced that Nichol would not be returning as our president next year, students rushed to their computers so that each could boldly proclaim that he or she was more indignant about his “firing” (a frustrating misnomer) than the next student. By the time I checked my e-mail, many of these groups had as many as 1,500 members.

p. Where were these kids Wednesday?

p. Even the several dozen students that did brave the inclement weather to gather inside the UC atrium seemed to lack an understanding of what a protest is — what it’s supposed to accomplish. Protests are all about gaining leverage in a bargaining situation by altering the authorities’ cost-benefit analysis. The idea is to take action that raises the costs for the authorities to the point that these costs exceed those of acquiescing to the protesters’ demands, or at least reaching a compromise solution.

p. The dissident efforts of our colleagues have failed in many respects. It was unclear exactly what the protesters’ goals were. Obviously, Nichol isn’t coming back. Even if the timid assembly in the UC was aimed at expressing dissatisfaction and “demanding answers from the BOV,” the protesters created no incentives for the authorities to meet their demands. A handful of students peacefully gathering in a public space designed for that purpose will hardly make the BOV members or school administrators tremble, and it takes little effort for these figures to click “delete,” sending the array of angry e-mails and “open letters” directly to the trash can.

p. It will take much more radical action to make those in power to take notice — not to simply be heard, but to be listened to. If you want the school administration not only to take notice, but also to take action, you have to force their hand — be disruptive. Imagine if, instead of gathering in the atrium, the protesters had simply moved into the adjacent UC dining hall. With sufficient numbers, the protesters could have occupied all seats in the dining room, effectively shutting down the facility for the day.

p. Unfortunately (or, perhaps, fortunately), the protesters are also subject to their own cost-benefit analyses. For the protesting students, they have to see the potential gains of the protest as exceeding the present and potential future costs of engaging in the act of dissidence. The low turnout and tranquility of Wednesday’s demonstrations suggest that either the costs were too high or the perceived benefits were too low. It is easy to join a Facebook group for which there are no consequences and only slightly harder to gather at night outside the president’s house to pay tribute to a beloved leader. It is amazing how quickly minimal costs, such as rain or skipping class, dissuaded further participation, and how the fear of additional costs by career-minded students at the College prevented the type of escalation that would have been required to achieve any sort of favorable outcome.

p. Clearly, if the protesters truly believed as strongly in the injustice of the Nichol situation as they like to tell us and saw tangible benefits to their actions, they would be willing to go to much greater lengths — that is, incur much greater costs — to achieve those benefits.

p. As I was walking to my class in Washington that afternoon, I passed a friend posting a flier for the “strike” on one of the bulletin boards. “I guess you won’t be in class today,” I said.

p. “No,” he replied, “I think I have to go. I’ve missed too many days already this semester.”

__Christopher Burks is a junior at the College.__

Letters to the Editor (Feb. 19)

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**A sad day for the College**

p. To the Editor:

p. I am a cum laude graduate of the College and recipient of the Benjamin Stoddert Ewell award. I do not want to delay in getting to the exact purpose of this letter, because I know exactly what it is that speaks to Rector Michael Powell ’85. In the past year, I have become financially affluent, thanks in many parts to my education at the College. In this time, I have donated hundreds of dollars to political candidates and hundreds of dollars to charities, but not a penny to my alma mater. I refrained from donating to the College because I wanted to see what happened to former College President Gene Nichol’s contract before making that decision.

p. After learning about the events of last week, I am happy that I made such a decision because if I had decided otherwise, I would be in even poorer spirits than I am now. I would also like to inform Powell that the College will never see a penny of mine, unless I feel that it has done something to remedy the grave errors that the BOV has committed by dismissing the greatest individual to be affiliated with the College since Thomas Jefferson.

p. I do not know too much about Powell, but I do know a great deal about his father, who is an honorable, admirable and courageous man. However, like his father eight years ago, he too has entangled himself in a web of right-wing ideologues that use their money as a tool of power to suppress dissent and enact their agenda, sacrificing democratic values as a victim. Powell’s lack of integrity in the face of well-financed pressure is reprehensible, and just like the hacks in the Bush administration, he will someday regret the decisions that he has made.

p. His statement in regard to Nichol’s dismissal is completely unconvincing, and the fact that he attempted to buy Nichol off for his silence speaks louder than any words his crooked mouth may happen to utter. But Nichol is not for sale, because he will not compromise democratic principles to the almighty dollar, which should not be surprising due to the achievements of his time as president. In fact, he was a sacrificial lamb that students, faculty and alumni will mobilize around in an arduous effort to restore justice to the College. Powell should enjoy the time that he and his cronies have remaining to subvert justice for the benefit of private interests, because his days truly are numbered: throughout Williamsburg, throughout Virginia and throughout the entire country.

p. — Jordan Kupersmith ’06

**Nichol left legacy of civil engagement**

p. To the Editor:

p. Last Tuesday, I found myself wishing I was back at the College.

p. Many of my former classmates felt a similar pull — as members of the Class of 2007, we are in the unique position of straddling the divide between our first months as alumni and our past years as students. Despite varying degrees of devotion to our alma mater, many of us shared a longing to go to our College, to show our support for former College President Gene Nichol, to stand in solidarity with our former classmates and professors and to protest the unilateral decision of the Board of Visitors not to renew Nichol’s contract. This kind of student activism highlights exactly why Nichol’s actions have been advantageous to the College community.

p. Many have criticized the manner in which Nichol resigned, questioning whether his dramatic exit was beneficial to the College. I dare to say that it was. His resignation has ignited a passion among students and faculty I have never witnessed on the College’s campus. Had Nichol quietly accepted the BOV’s decision and exited his position at the end of this academic year, the urgent need to have student and faculty’s voices legitimately represented on the BOV would not be so obvious. In the end, what better gift can a university president impart to students of a liberal arts education — a meager increase in U.S. News and World Report’s rankings or a real life lesson in the value of civic engagement and the importance of representation?

p. The BOV claims this decision was not based on politics or ideology; rather, they imply that it was Nichol’s shortcomings as a top executive that led to their decision. If Nichol’s biggest fault was not anticipating alumni disapproval of the removal of the Wren cross, then the events of the past week should give members of the BOV reason to review their own job performance. While they may not have anticipated Nichol’s immediate resignation, their actions have shown them to be willfully ignorant of sentiment among the students and faculty at the College.
Perhaps we would all do well to recall that a college exists fundamentally to educate students, and not to necessarily produce warm memories among alumni — as important as this may be to fundraising.

p. The Class of 2007 left a record-breaking gift to the College, a testament to how much hope we had for our institution with Nichol at the helm. Perhaps that hope can restored with a renewed student and faculty participation in the decisions that affect the College. It looks like students and faculty are off to a good start at raising their voices, and it is my fervent hope that the BOV will hear them.

p. — Meghan McCarthy ’07

**Time for students to take action**

p. To the Editor:

p. I hope the Board of Visitors is proud of what it has brought upon the College. Moments after reading former College President Gene Nichol’s e-mail, I sat down to write this response. It is one that is a long time coming and I believe to be a necessary statement to the state of affairs at the College that I call home. Even now, as I sit working in the Admissions Office, I find it hard to speak with students that want to attend the College and convince them to attend the College I love, even when it does not feel the same.

p. Since the first time I came to the College, I knew this was the community I was meant to be a part of and the first time I met Nichol, I knew he was to be my president. His booming voice and jolly demeanor made me feel like he truly cared about me not only as a student, but as a person. For those who feel differently, read the e-mail in which he resigned his position, you will see it was not a vindictive move on his part, but rather respect for each student here. Nichol took responsibility for his actions and defended our rights as people and as Americans. Throughout his time at the College, Nichol has been one not to bend over, while allowing for students to suffer; instead, he says what he means and he means what he says. I’m sorry if that is the not the way it has been in the past, but the times change, and so does the College.

p. I am deeply offended by the way in which the BOV, alumni and Virginia lawmakers have acted over the last few weeks, months and years. The removal of our president was shocking; however, the icing on the cake was the “substantial economic incentives.” I am proud to say that my president did not accept the deal, but I am appalled that the BOV would even offer it.

p. For the first time in three years, I feel helpless. I see the administration crumbling around me, I see the outsiders controlling the school in a tyrannical way and I see the students becoming the pawns in a game going after our king. I feel as if the last few months we have been sitting in check, waiting for the final move to be made, and now it has. Congratulations, you won. Nichol’s gone and the students will rejoice. False!

p. The only thing that was accomplished last Tuesday was the infuriation of thousands of students. These students are the ones that will shape the world and, to be perfectly honest, don’t fuck with us. Students attending the College are the best in the country, but we receive no respect from the administration, the BOV or the lawmakers of Virginia. It was not the voice of the students that got Nichol fired and it was not the voice of the faculty; instead, it was the voice from the past, trying to flex its dying muscle to prove it still controls what goes on here at the College.

p. This is the time for the students to stand up for their rights. This is the time to take action. This is the time to prove that students at the College will not remain under the control of those who are no longer attending. It is not the actions of Nichol that harmed the College; instead, it is the distrust by those above him, and now the removal despite the opinions of the students. We are old enough to decide what is best for us, trust us to make our own choices. Nichol will always be my president.

p. — Greg Collins ’09

**Ashamed of the BOV**

p. To the Editor:

p. I remember Michael Powell ’85 well from back in the day. His impromptu stage performances in the dorm with a shampoo bottle microphone were interesting; his narcissistic traits were glaringly apparent even back then.

p. I never managed to graduate from the College, flunking out my senior year. Because of my poor performance, I am well aware my opinion may be met with a quick tap of the delete button, but I am no disgruntled former student. Ultimately I received my degree from another institution, but I still think fondly of the College, consider myself one of its students and care about its welfare. This is why the last two communications I have received from the College have distressed me so much.

p. Typically I enjoy former College President Gene Nichol’s eloquent and informative communications, but his last e-mail letter was disturbing. And just when I thought the College’s fortunes couldn’t take a turn for the worse, I received Powell’s message.

p. Perhaps the only blessing of my failure at the College so many years ago is a fearlessness of expression when I write that I wholeheartedly believe Nichol’s account of the matters at hand, and I think Powell and the Board of Visitors are flat-out lying. While my grades may have been quite low at the College, I did mange to develop fully a capacity to recognize bullshit. Powell’s letter was clearly intended to provide damage control, but it has only served to corroborate what Nichol asserts in his letter.

p. The peculiar timing and transparent nature of Powell’s rebuttal letter regarding his and the BOV’s regret at Nichol’s immediate resignation could not be more telling of some good ol’ boys’ retaliation toward a man who has worked tirelessly for the student body of the College. Was it the Wren Chapel cross controversy that really got to these Christian right-wingers? In his letter Powell seemed to proudly announce how the BOV will continue to honor Nichol’s decision, as if he continually offered him nothing but support. In actuality, I’m sure Powell knows that he could never get away with returning the cross now any more than those good ol’ boys further south could restore those carved Ten Commandments tablets to that courthouse in Alabama. This would incur a barrage of lawsuits. He may want to consult Chancellor Sandra Day O’Connor about this if he doesn’t believe me, for rest assured, I would be the first in line. Separation of church and state is the grand illusion in our country.

p. Powell’s half-hearted disavowal of Nichol’s statements led me to do quite a bit of research on the topic the past two days, and I can find nothing in Nichol’s actions that could suggest his being let go is anything more than political payback for the ideological positions he has taken at the College, despite Powell’s critical insistence to the contrary. I agree with each of Nichol’s decisions, and I am ashamed at the weakness of the rector and BOV in not standing by him. Students need someone like Nichol to stand up for them, their rights and their creative natures. The BOV should stand up for itself, and for the man it hired who was only doing the job he was asked to do.

p. — Mason Peay

**Alum describes NIU shooting**

p. To the Editor:

p. While the events at the College are certainly distressing, and I was following them quite carefully, the news from Northern Illinois University clearly now overshadows them. As an alumnus of the College, I learned a great deal from my professors, fellow students and the administration (especially Vice President for Student Affairs Sam Sadler) about what it means to be a student in an open university, where the free flow of ideas and people is essential to learning.

p. All that was brought to a crushing end Feb. 14 when a lone individual used the openness to his own purposes to wreak havoc on the lives of thousands. I could go into the details of the event, as I witnessed the immediate aftermath of the event and lost a student. I teach in the classroom and, just last semester, conducted a large lecture class in that auditorium that had its final conducted a week late and under the protection of police officers as the result of a threat of violence.

p. I urge you to bring these events to the attention of the College. This can happen anywhere. I urge you and the entire College family to keep the NIU community in your thoughts over the coming weeks.

p. My best wishes to you and the College for your safety.

p. — J.D. Bowers ’89
Asst. History Professor at Northern Illinois Univ.

General Assembly approves Nichol’s exit

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p. Members of the General Assembly’s House of Delegates responded to Nichol’s resignation earlier this week.

p. “I think for the most part that [the overall reaction among delegates] is relief,” Del. Tim Hugo ’86 (R-Fairfax) said. “It’s been an unending string of political controversies throughout his tenure, and I don’t think that has been good for the school.”

p. Nichol criticized the House Privileges and Elections committee in his resignation e-mail Tuesday for summoning Board of Visitors members to Richmond for questioning. Nichol said they were effectively threatening the board members into deciding not to renew his contract.

p. Privileges and Elections Committee Chairman Del. Mark Cole (R-Fauquier) disagreed with Nichol’s comments and said he called the meeting because many constituents and alumni of the College were concerned about recent controversial activities.

p. “I understand that there were a lot of alumni who had issues with him and a lot of professors who had problems with him,” he said.

p. He said they talked to the BOV members about the controversies surrounding the College such as the initial removal of the Wren cross and the hosting of the Sex Workers’ Art Show.
Meanwhile, several other delegates believed that Nichol was not properly suited for the job of being the president of a public institution of higher education.

p. “I don’t think he acted appropriately,” Del. Frank Hargrove (R-Hanover) said. “He wasn’t doing anything but hurting the institution.”

p. Many delegates have mixed feelings about recent events on campus.

p. Hargrove especially believes that teachers and students should not interfere with the BOV’s decision.

p. “I don’t think the faculty should be involved in this. The faculty is there to teach, not there to set policy,” he said. “A chemistry teacher is there to teach chemistry, not policy.”

p. Hugo agreed with BOV Rector Michael Powell’s statement that the College should move forward.

p. “What we need to do now is put everything behind us and continue,” Hugo said.

p. “I think [Nichol] was a liberal activist, and I don’t think a liberal activist should be running a school, but I don’t think a conservative activist should either,” Hugo added.

p. Yet, Cole believes that the policies of the school should be formed by the BOV and not the General Assembly itself.

p. The delegates also recommended ways to improve communication on campus and for students to voice their opinions to the General Assembly.

p. “I think students need to become involved with their representatives — they need to be in touch about different issues,” Cole said. “Voice your opinion through the student government, and contact various General Assembly members too.”

p. Cole believes that the College is headed in the right direction.

p. “I just hope from now on out that William and Mary will make the news for positive things and not controversial issues. I hope it will get back in the news for outstanding academics,” he said.

p. Hugo agreed.

p. “Nichol is a very nice man, and I sincerely wish him well, but he never made the successful transition from political activist to college president,” he said.

BOV to visit campus next week

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In a campus-wide e-mail Friday, Board of Visitors Rector Michael Powell ’85 said that members of the BOV will visit campus next week to speak with the campus community about the recent non-renewal of College President Gene Nichol’s contract.

p. “Plans are still being finalized,” Powell said, “but Board members expect to be on campus by the end of next week for public and private meetings with students, faculty and staff.”

p. Powell said he would notify the College community when a date is established.

p. Powell also said that the BOV has set up a forum on the College website for the submission of comments. The address is www.wm.edu/bov/feedbackform.php.

p. The announcement comes after 900 students signed a petition requesting that the BOV come to campus. In a special meeting yesterday, the faculty of arts and sciences also passed a motion that asked the BOV to address their concerns in an on-campus meeting.

Nine BOV members donate to Dems

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Should the Board of Visitors be renewed? That is the question some students are asking on the heels of College President Gene Nichol’s resignation Tuesday.
“I want a new BOV, not a new President,” reads the title of a Facebook group with 340 members as of press time.
Others, including alumnus Lance Kyle ’89, criticize what they see as a political selection process for BOV members.
“BOV members are primarily selected for political reasons,” Kyle said in an e-mail.
Government Professor John McGlennon agrees that politics are at work.
“Some Board appointees are recommended by the College and alumni association, some are drawn from the Governor’s supporters,” he said.
While Kyle said that the political process biases the BOV in favor of Nichol, protesting students are concerned that the members are biased against Nichol. However, a compilation of campaign contribution data by The Flat Hat shows that nine of 17 BOV members are primarily Democratic donors, whereas five donate more to Republican candidates.
Of the BOV members originally appointed by Gov. Tim Kaine, a Democrat, two had donated to his campaign while one had donated to his opponent, Jerry Kilgore. Of those appointed by former Gov. Mark Warner also a Democrat, three had donated to his campaign while one donated to his opponent. One of his appointees was Suzann W. Matthews ‘71, who donated more than anyone else on the BOV — $161,000 to Kaine and $25,000 to Warner.
Former Gov. Jim Gilmore, a Republican, also had generous appointees. Outgoing BOV member Joseph Plumeri has donated at least $450,000 to Republican candidates nationwide since 1997. All BOV members have been either appointed or reappointed by either Democrats Kaine or Warner. Three were originally appointed by Gilmore.
BOV members Thomas Capps and Vice Rector Henry Wolf ‘64, J.D. ‘66 donated to both the Kaine and Kilgore campaigns. Capps did not respond to interview requests, while Wolf said the two seemingly conflicting donations were for personal reasons.
McGlennon brought up high profile cases of political interference in BOV appointments.
“You may remember the case a couple of years ago, when the governor (a Democrat) appointed a just-retired Republican member of the House of Delegates. The delegate had supported Gov. Warner’s tax reform package, which angered other Republican delegates. They blocked his confirmation when it came to the General Assembly. A few years earlier, after it was discovered that Republican Governor Gilmore was interviewing prospective BOV appointees and requiring that they commit to taking voting directions from him, some Republican senators blocked two of Gilmore’s final appointees,” he said.
Secretary to the BOV Michael J. Fox said that nominations were based on merit.
“The governor of Virginia has the responsibility to appoint members to the Board of Visitors of the College of William and Mary. Given the significant fiscal and policy responsibilities of public college governing boards, every governor takes these appointments very seriously and does so by finding individuals that are well qualified and will serve the College well,” he said.
Kyle and others take issue with the fact that five out the 17 BOV members did not graduate from the College. Furthermore, some BOV members have many commitments, including Rector Michael Powell ‘85 and John Gerdelman, who both serve on more than 10 corporate and college boards.
McGlennon said that there might be reasons to have non-alums on the board.
“It is optimal if BOV members are chosen for their dedication to the College (whether they are alums or not) and their ability to help the College gain resources,” he said.
Student concern is concentrated on the BOV being out of touch and unaccountable to the student body.
“They are not representing my views as a student,” Sarah Milam ’09, the creator of the biggest anti-BOV Facebook group, wrote.
Student Assembly President Zach Pilchen ‘09, who serves as the student representative to the BOV, said that board members frequently asked what he thought about issues.
Pilchen said that the SA has worked to help students and BOV members meet, citing an SA-sponsored lunch in which BOV members sat with randomly selected students.
“One of the BOV members told me, ‘Thanks so much for doing this. We never get to interact with average students,’” Pilchen said.
Pilchen called for structural reforms to the BOV and pointed out that in Pennsylvania, public institutions are required to have a voting student member on their boards.
“I think the BOV should have a voting student member, I think it should have a voting faculty member, I think it should have a voting alumni member and a voting staff member. … Not so many people that they could make decisions as a block, but enough so it would be recorded that ‘the staff position was this, the faculty position was that.’”
That change would have to be decided on a state level, however.
Pilchen also said he plans to get future BOV meetings televised on WMTV to increase student awareness and board accountability.

Honey, bring momma her pills

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Well, I did it. It finally happened. I caved. I got sick. Amidst all of the Nichol protests, the sit-ins and the candlelight singing, I was asleep. I had to find substitute instructors for fitness classes, didn’t go to academic classes (those that weren’t cancelled) and, much to my dismay, couldn’t show my solidarity.

p. Instead, I’ve been sweating, shivering, hydrating, eating, sleeping, drooling, vegging, reading, popping pills and driving my poor roommate crazy. “Get momma the Brita.” “Bring momma her pills.” “Momma’s eyes can’t take the overhead light.” It’s all very Gypsy Rose.

p. There’s something kind of comforting, however, in having her around to be surrogate mother. She encourages pizza eating and binge sleeping just like mom, but without all the guilt of the morning after.

p. Yes, being sick in the company of my best friend is kind of enjoyable. I shirk all of my responsibilities, eat what I want, demand menial tasks be taken care of and have no remorse for being a cranky child. Despite my facade of being the social butterfly, I hate interacting with people. Being sick is the perfect way to avoid any unwanted human interaction. Furthermore, I have carte blanche to be cranky and sour to almost anyone. I wonder how long this will last.

p. The Student Health Center prescription for wellness is to take three days off from school. They’ve stopped writing notes for students to show professors and, luckily, they’ve stopped insisting everyone is pregnant. They’re so overrun with sickies that this bug almost seems to be an epidemic. Now, with students protesting in close quarters, one can only imagine the second wave of illnesses.

p. Unfortunately, the best way to prevent illness is exactly what it takes to cure oneself. I find it incredibly difficult to take a personal day to rest, and now I’m being forced to remove myself from all responsibility (in theory) for three days or longer. If we could only just teach ourselves to say no to commitment, to eat better (I count pineapple pizza as an excellent source of vitamin C) and to be more realistic with our bodies, these recuperation periods wouldn’t last so long.

p. After last week’s column dedicated to fashion, I feel terrible trudging around in an outfit I’ve worn for two days straight. I wish there existed a universal sign for “sick” to explain away the pajama pants, sorority shirts, ratty hair, skin problem, Croc ensemble that I can’t seem to climb out of. At least the shirt is green and gold, lest any news cameras catch a student not showing Tribe Pride.

p. The shame about an early-semester flu epidemic is that it prevents people from getting into a routine. I have no rhythm, no standard operating procedure for second semester even after a month of school. I’m a little concerned that after a week of Nyquil-induced comas and ill-kempt hair, this may seem more normal than anything else.

p. Hydrate, keep sick friends quarantined, sleep for eight hours and take full advantage of the Dominos two-for-Tuesday offer — with pineapple.

p. Charlotte Savino is a Confusion Corner columnist. She’s just happy she’s not pregnant.

Homesick Tribe (Men’s Basketball: Tribe 64, UNCW 77)

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__College slips to third in CAA after second-straight road loss__

p. In the midst of a three-game road trip, the Tribe (13-11, 9-5 CAA) dropped its second-straight game, falling 77-64 to the University of North Carolina—Wilmington (16-10, 9-5) Seahawks Wednesday night. The loss drops the College into a tie with UNCW for third in the CAA.

p. While the Seahawks caught fire both inside and outside the arc, the College failed to ignite from three-point range, finishing 8-31 from long-distance. Two members of UNCW’s backcourt — Daniel Fountain and Chad Tomko — combined for eight three-pointers on just 14 attempts.

p, “They really can score the basketball,” Head Coach Tony Shaver said in a postgame interview on the Tribe radio network. “I thought at our place we did a great job defending them. Tonight it was a combination of them shooting the ball very well, and we weren’t great defensively.”

p. The first half saw back-and-forth action as each team tried to take control of the game. The College grabbed the game’s first lead on junior forward Peter Stein’s lay-up, but by the time the first media timeout arrived at the 15:41 mark, the Seahawks had taken the lead for good. And after the game’s fifth and final tie at 23-23 with 6:05 left in the first half, the Seahawks reeled off five straight points to launch a 14-5 run that left the Tribe trailing 37-28 at the break.

p. Sophomore forward Danny Sumner’s dunk with 16:40 remaining trimmed the College’s deficit to eight at 45-37, but UNCW answered with another strong spurt, outscoring the Tribe 13-3 over the next 4:30 minutes to take its largest lead of the game at 58-40.

p. The College then went on a 6-0 run, but for the next three minutes and 21 seconds neither team scored a point, as the Tribe failed to capitalize on any of UNCW’s empty possessions. Sumner converted a three-point play that capped a 9-0 Tribe run, bringing the College to within nine with 7:15 remaining. The Seahawks then took control, however, as the Tribe finished 5 of 14 from the field down the stretch. UNCW went on to record its seventh victory in its last nine contests.

p. With Fountain and Tomko drilling three-pointers on the perimeter, center Vladimir Kuljanin dominated the paint, finishing with 10 points, 19 rebounds and two blocks.

p. For the College, Sumner led the way, finishing with 14 points, while Stein and senior guard Nathan Mann contributed 12 and 11 points, respectively. Mann, sophomore guard David Schneider and senior forward Laimis Kisielius combined to shoot 4 of 27 from the field, as the Tribe finished the game shooting 38.7 percent.

p. Kisielius started and played 29 minutes despite a nagging turf toe injury that has Shaver considering shelving the senior co-captain for a week to get healthy again. Sophomore forward Steven Hess did not make the trip to Wilmington due to a sprained ankle.

p. The Tribe will finish its road trip with a 4 p.m. contest Saturday at Towson University.

Sports in Brief (Feb. 15)

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**Men’s Tennis: Tribe jumps to no. 43 in rankings after three wins**
After a weekend in which it defeated Norfolk State, George Mason and no. 65 Northwestern, the Tribe rose two spots to no. 43 in the latest ITA rankings. The win streak improved the squad’s record to 9-3 on the season heading into a stretch that includes two ranked foes in the next three matches. Friday, the College will host no. 72 Georgia State at 5 p.m., before no. 24 Rice and James Madison come to town for a Sunday doubleheader.

p. **Women’s Gymnastics: Long named ECAC
Co-Gymnast of Week**
Senior Tricia Long garnered ECAC Co-Gymnast of the Week accolades after an impressive performance this past weekend at New Hampshire. Long turned in a fourth-place performance in the all-around, scoring just shy of her career high while leading the Tribe on the floor exercise. The senior also posted season-high totals on the beam and the bars. After a fourth-place finish in New Hampshire, the College will return to play Saturday when they travel to Raleigh for the Sweetheart Invitational.

p. **Women’s Basketball:College falls to JMU, drops below .500 in conference**
Junior guard Dani Kell scored a season-high 19 points, but it was not enough to propel the Tribe past James Madison University as the Dukes beat the College 77-60 Thursday night. Senior Kyra Kaylor set the Tribe’s all-time record for games played in the loss, suiting up for her 107th game for the College. The Tribe returns to action Sunday when it hosts Northeastern University at Kaplan arena. Tipoff is set for 3 p.m.

p. **Women’s Tennis: College drops three spots
in rankings to no. 16**
The College fell three spots to no. 16 in the latest ITA Poll after dropping a pair of matches at the ITA National Indoor Team Championship this past weekend. The squad fell to no. 7 University of Miami and no. 14 University of Notre Dame before defeating host University of Wisconsin to salvage a 1-2 record on the trip and fall to 5-3 on the season. The Tribe will look to bounce back when they host no. 24 University of Arkansas Friday, before facing no. 64 Colorado University a day later. The Harvard University Crimson will then be in town for a Monday match.

Tribe barely hanging on to first-round bye

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With four games remaining on the Tribe’s CAA schedule, it’s time to take a look down the road and map out where the College could land in the seeding of the conference tournament. After its second-straight road loss, the College enters the regular season’s home-stretch with two road games and two home games remaining.

p. Sitting in a tie for third with UNCW in the standings behind VCU and Mason, the Tribe needs at least two wins for a shot at a top-four seed and a first-round bye in the CAA tournament. And with Northeastern and Delaware just one game back in fifth, the College has hungry teams in its rear-view mirror, waiting for the Tribe or Seahawks to stumble so that they can steal their spot.

p. **The Road Games Remaining**
Towson — Saturday’s contest at Towson will be no easy task for the Tribe, as the Tigers gave Mason a scare Wednesday night, trimming a 20-point deficit to six before fading late.
Mason — The game at Mason provides a tough test for the College. In the team’s lone matchup of the season, the Tribe will seek its second-straight win at the Patriot Center Feb. 27. Mason has not dropped a home conference game this season.

p. **The Home Games Remaining**
Drexel — Playing Bruiser Flint’s Dragons has never been considered a gimme win for the Tribe. This matchup is no different in that sense, but it is a must-win for the College, considering Drexel will enter the game with one of the CAA’s worst records.
VCU — Conference leader and likely conference tournament no. 1 seed VCU travels to Kaplan Arena Mar. 1 for Senior Day. The teams met in December when VCU was 4-3 and the Tribe 1-4, but since then each team has upped its level of play. Eric Maynor and Jamal Shuler have the ability to give the College’s backcourt all it can handle and more.

p. **Ways to Clinch a Top-Four Seed**
Sure-fire way — Win out. It’s an unlikely scenario given Laimis Kisielius’s toe injury (which could potentially keep him out a week), a road game at Mason and a date with VCU, but not impossible. Obviously Saturday’s game at Towson becomes a must-win in this scenario.

p. Next-best — Take three out of four. Beat Towson and Drexel and steal a game from Mason or VCU. Tribe has a better chance of beating just one, but the odds are still not in their favor.
Get lucky — Split the last four games, beating Towson and Drexel, and hope the teams behind the Tribe falter.

p. **Most Likely Scenario**
The Tribe takes two of its last four and finishes at 11-7 in the conference. Given the difficult finishing stretch of UNCW and the relatively easy path for Delaware, the College could find itself in a three-way tie for third place and possibly find itself on the outside looking in at a top-four seed.